Billboard - Princess Unicorn Fairy-Tale Castle

My quasi-traditional "last unicorn doodle of the year" combined with yet another roadside billboard to foreshadow potential stops for a group of post-apocalyptic adventurers traveling through an alt-history retro-futuristic ruined version of Florida. As such, if the adventurers were to actually stop by and pay a visit to Princess Unicorn® and the rest of the court at Fairy-Tale Castle, it might not be quite as idyllic as advertised.

(Not that I have a *specific* plan in mind just yet; players being players, there's a good chance that the PCs will just decide, "Nah, we're skipping that place," and all my work is for naught. XD I already plan on having lots of psycho animatronics gone wrong, so I'll need some other spin for this place. Possibly a psychotic master computer running the place that is desperate to get some park visitors by ANY MEANS NECESSARY, plus a handful of synthetic "mascots" who are likewise a bit off the deep end, utterly incapable of "breaking character," save to follow a series of now-obsolete corporate directives in select trigger situations. Mostly, I see this place as an excuse for me to break out a bunch of my fantasy minis and terrain/scenery pieces for an adventure or two in an otherwise sci-fi/post-apoc setting.)