The Sword And The Stone
Drama Lesson Script
Stone: You haven't done anything in the last 500 years.
Sword: Same goes for you, rockhead.
Stone: Thinking about it, how are we still alive?
Sword: I dunno... but aren't we inaninate objects or something?
Stone: Question. What does that even MEAN?
Sword: Why would I know, I haven't eaten a dictionary...
Stone: But how did you know the word?
Sword: Don't ask me, ask that book over there...
Stone: Book? WHERE? I can't see one!
Sword: Turn yourself around!
Stone: I can't, with my splitting headache!
Sword: Don't blame me.
Stone: Who else can I blame? You've been in my head for 500 years!
Sword: Well, really, it's been 523 years, 7 months, 18 days, 3 hours, 7 minuets and 8 seconds.
Stone: You've been talking to that book again, haven't you?
Sword: About 12 seconds now.
Stone: *sigh* Know what bugs me?
Stone: The humans!
Sword: Oh, you mean the 'I'm so weak but I'll try to get the sword out anyway!' ones?
Stone: Yeaaaah! Those!
Sword: What I don't get, is why they don't use a sledgehammer to smash you to pieces and take me?
Stone: Apart from the fact that'd hurt me, it wouldn't could as pulling the sword from the stone.
Sword: And that matters because...?
Stone: Ask the book.
Sword: (sarcasticly) Haha, very funny.
Stone: The humans have a strange legend, when you pull the sword from the stone you are the king. Or something.
Sword: That's stupid. Can't they pull lots or something, like the guy with the shortest straw gets to be the king?
Stone: Yeah! Much easier. Makes more sen- Who's that coming?
Sword: A stupid kid, I think.
Author: I need a sword like that convieniently placed sword in that convieniently placed stone in that convienently placed place! How convienient! *grabs sword, starts pulling*
Stone: HEY! STOP KICKING ME TO FREE SWORDY!
Sword: GET OFFFF MEEE! NOOOOO!
Author: I hope this heavy thing is worth it... *pulls sword out, runs away with it.*
Sword: PUT ME BACK! I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVEEEE!!!!
Stone: Great, now I'm lonely.