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KatrinaTheLamia Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Professional General Artist

Though... now I know why I was kicked out of the Furdom. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Monster Girl/Boi Fandom still accepts me... begrudgingly at best "OH, GOG, 1T 1S TH1S DOUCH3 NOZZL3 4G41N!"

COULD YOU DO UP 4... *4H3M*ahem* Sorry, no idea what came OV3R M3*cough* there. Either way... could you do up similar guides for Sprite/Pixel Artist, TH3 HOM3STUCK F4NDOM, the bronies, Tumblr, Harry Potter fandom, Japanese Cartoon lovers (them Japanese Mangos and Anemones), Anonymous, Twilight fans, New Atheists, etc., etc.? In fact, I'd love to see this style applied to ALL of the various groups that have gained huge cancers to them.

Also... how long until the Monster Girl/Boi fandom starts to get its cancer and pretenders? Seriously... that is just like weird that this hasn't gotten to that stage yet >.>'
Vinare Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011
:XD: Love to death! So funny, can't breathe! Awesome satire. :D

Lol, I am a furry and I find this hilarious! How can people get so bent out of shape about stuff like this? lol Great list of stuff NOT to do.
Dark-Black-Wolf Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
Most of these happen to be things I already typically avoid.
I don't think I'll ever have weird fetishes or draw adult artwork.
Wafflepunk Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010
heh... i like anthro characters, though in my opinion yiff is disgusting. a lot of this, sadly, is trufax.
CloudyCat Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010
Yes, most of that may be true, but Im incredibly offended.
I like the furry fandom thingey, I am one, although Im 14.
I dont have a stupid gay fursuit.
Im not a boy.
And I dont look up or masturbate to animals/anthros having sex.
I draw furries because I find humans boring to draw, and yiff porn, yes, its fucking sick.
And Im an intermediatly expeirienced RP'er.
MeowQuen Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I am kinda offended by this.. I am a furry and I do go to the Anthrocons.. But most of it is true
Serperoth Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2010
Funny stuff:)

It frightens me that there are people who write characters like Ithel...
LKani Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2010   General Artist
Wow. Just... wow.

So true. Sad, but true. XD
bendzz Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2009
A not to subtle attempt to bring down The Internets. THE FORUMS MUST BURN DAMMIT!
Xelig00n Featured By Owner May 1, 2009
That my friend.

That's truth.
Supuhstar Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"withi five minutes Often" should be "within five minutes. Often"
Jon-Wood Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Duly noted.
Supuhstar Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Great! Extensive!

One typo:
Wanking i important
DTRD Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2009
So much truth, I wonder if there were any furs who were offended by this?
NuclearKitsune Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this!

Sad but true. xD
Chill-pencil Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2009
this is funny because it's true
Draconian-Satirist Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2008
The amount of win here is lethal. :D
Netdeviant Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2008
SO much win.
If I had laughed any harder I would have literally bust a gut.
I fell out of my chair at the "Saints preserve me."
It hurt.

Anywho... Have to say this is sadly quite true for a LOT of people/furs.
And I wonder, why ARE there so few straight men in the fur-dom... *contemplates*

This deserves millions of favs. I gave you one. Good luck on the rest bub.
Vladdyboy Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm scared to download it... I'm scared I'll become ONE OF THEM ARGHHHHH!!!!!

Ehh, what the hell, I sat through 1Guy1Jar I should be able to take this.
exxora Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2008
Ashikaska Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Loled at most of it.. was silent for the thesaurus stuff.. but yeh.. -.-" I didn't want to laugh lol. xP.. twas funny.. haveto admit that though.. :P
Kris-et-Dan Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2008
....Would you be scared if I said I love you? (haha)
Aurongel Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2008
furfags, hate 'em
Rhynn Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2008  Student Digital Artist
Absolutely Awesome XP
whispersteel Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2008
Come now, xydexx, you know full well that The Internet Is Serious Business (tm).

Oh and this is funny, too.
villakoira Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2008  Hobbyist Interface Designer
This is amazing. I especially like how it pokes fun of the massive amount of fox and wolf fursonas.
DTRD Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
villakoira Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009  Hobbyist Interface Designer
I'm not even in the fandom, and I know some furries that are like "hey, guys... there's other animals... ya know?" :lol:
DTRD Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009
Oh lol.

Thanks to the overabundance, I've grown quite a dislike to the animal, which is pretty sad. Doesn't mean I won't pet one, though.
villakoira Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Haha, true.

I wonder if those foxes don't like their Christmas gifts and curse their parents in Japanese...
DTRD Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009
Probably, seeing as a lot of furries are rather...spoiled anyway.
Deepthroat87 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2008
Haha, this is priceless! Great job! :)
Sad to see people taking it as a anti-furry thingie.
Jon-Wood Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Well, people will take anything to support their dogmatic, bigoted prejudices. I should know; I'm a Christian.

atomatik Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
pure gold, epic lulz and all that. I've always been anti furry and anti anime on alot of fronts, but now I've become more of a vigilante towards these massive bat shit insane screw ups. thanks for the inspiration.
EvilJoel Featured By Owner May 30, 2008
It's funny because it's so true.
mangaturtle Featured By Owner May 15, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh dear god! :rofl: i am laughing so hard. thank the ED for linking me to you.:lmao:
i hereby award you over 9000 internet's for this epic work of Lolz! :rofl:
well done!
SharPhoe Featured By Owner May 1, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
You, my friend, are an absolute genius for writing this up. I couldn't stop laughing! GOOD SHOW!!
xydexx Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Any plans for a How To Be An Anti-Furry tutorial?

I think it'd be a good idea. Aside from the fact that nobody takes the internet more seriously than the "don't take the internet seriously" crowd, it would also be material that wasn't done to death five years ago.
Paul-Kim Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2008   Writer
Sorry for the late comment, but it would also be astoundingly short.

An anti-furry satire could really revolve only around these facts:

- That they draw lots of "KILL FURRIES" art so much that it seems to be a fetish
- Then that they later say they hate anthro art but draw it only for their "kill" pictures
- And that they always seem to dress their characters all dressed in sci-fi or militaristic uniforms, hold big guns that aren't even real, etc.

Basically, it's harder to make fun of an anti-furry than a furry simply because they aren't an organized group and that they don't garner so much attention because none of them wear fursuits. :/
Jon-Wood Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
I honestly don't care; I wrote this for fun. Also, I do not consider myself an anti-furry a "internet is not srs business" b/tard*, or anything of the sort. I am a CYDer, but that's mostly "amused indifference" rather than actual distaste.

*Once people start dying over something, it's probably serious business.
TjGk Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2008
Bwahahaaa, I love it! Entirely too true. For almost every point you made, I could think of an example that I've come across in my time in the fandom.

Kinda sad.

/One of those "conscious" furries.
Chelonianmobile Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh. I ran across this on CrushYiffDestroy, didn't know you had it here as well! *faves*

I love furry art, though I wouldn't call myself a furry in the sense of "actually believe I am/want to be some sort of bizarre animal character" and I do get this, and am not offended in the least. Mostly because I'm of the belief that even furries have every right to mock other furries. Every subgroup of society should be mocked by every other subgroup on a regular basis and among themselves as often as possible. It stops any one group getting too uppity.
Jon-Wood Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Of course, there is always the chance that some group, say, /b/, might make it their sole mission to keep everyone from taking everything seriously. Problem is, they tend to take their mission seriously.
Chelonianmobile Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
In that case someone needs to mock the hell out of them.

And possibly instruct the person who came up with "YIFF IN HELL" that there are likely furries who wouldn't consider doing so to be a bad thing. Well, you're in Hell, but the yiffing takes your mind off it ... ;)
Jon-Wood Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
I've seen at least one Doug Winger piece with what I think was a hermaphrodite demon poodle.

I'm not sure, because my eyes immediately caught fire.
Chelonianmobile Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yeah, I got linked to Doug Winger on LJ once. Someone else said of one of his pics which featured two things which were probably meant to be horses: "I think it's very telling of the amount of time I've spent on the internet that my reaction to this was 'Why does the dark one have paws instead of hooves?'"
Jon-Wood Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Doug was the second "argh whut" thing I was introduced to on the Internet. Right after goatse.
Evil-Stan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2008
acegurl1225 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2008
Very well written, good for a laugh
I do believe, however, that you forgot to mention Neopets/Subeta/otheronlinepetsite from which most furry artists seem to appear from.
That's where I've seen most of the rp references you've used, anyway.
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