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STRAP THE F--K IN by jollyjack STRAP THE F--K IN by jollyjack
Heeeeere we goooo.....
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:icongeneralartviewer85:
GeneralArtViewer85 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2018
And now it's Midterms day....
*switches to fifth gear*
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:icongreent64:
greent64 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yep, this one is still crazy relevant, and still makes me laugh, nervously ;P
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ranger-0 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2017
I don't think this crazy ride is over just yet.
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:iconjccv-cu:
JCCV-cu Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
When Little Einsteins goes on crack...
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:icondragon01251:
Dragon01251 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2017
Lights peed isn't enough we need to go to ludicrous speed
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RJAmakusa Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2018
Whats the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
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:icondragon01251:
Dragon01251 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2018
I'm always knew it im surrounded by assholes (yeah can't exactly remember that one)
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:iconthelegendarylastmole:
TheLegendaryLastMole Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
LUDICROUS SPEED! GO!
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:icondragon01251:
Dragon01251 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2018
But sir we never flown that fast
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:iconthelegendarylastmole:
TheLegendaryLastMole Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
What’s the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!
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:icondragon01251:
Dragon01251 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2018
N. No sir all man start the ludicrous speed
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:iconthelegendarylastmole:
TheLegendaryLastMole Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Now hear this! Ludicrous speed!
S-sir You should really buckle up
Ah Buckle this! LUDICROUS SPEED GO!
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Dragon01251 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2018
Space balls for the win right XD
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workerant14 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2017
Taxi driver:WE'RE GONNA GO 700 MPH TO GET ACROSS THAT BRIDGE TO YOUR DESTINATION,also it will be $2.99 once we reach to your destination k.XD  
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JESzasz Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
 He's going to need more than a lap belt for this! Try a 7 point harness!
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:iconmr-fetish69:
Mr-fetish69 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2017  Student Digital Artist
The ride will stop in 2020 Sweating a little... 
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Shadowkey392 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2017
If it still exists in 2020.
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:iconmr-fetish69:
Mr-fetish69 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Yup
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:iconrhapsodyman2000:
This train has no breaks!!! Trump 2020!
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:iconthelegendarylastmole:
TheLegendaryLastMole Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Stop it, get some helo
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:iconrhapsodyman2000:
rhapsodyman2000 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2018
No amount of “helo” can stop the Trumpster!😁
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:iconthelegendarylastmole:
TheLegendaryLastMole Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
*help* i meant help
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Linkblade91 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 15, 2017  Student Writer
While reading through the news today, my mind came back to this - as it usually does, given the absurdity of what seems to be transpiring here in the US.

There's something else I thought of, as well, in an epiphany: the barker from the Firefly episode "The Message":

"Forget what you think you know. Forget what your mother told you when she tucked you in at night, forget the lies of our oppressive, cabalistic Allied governments! Behind this curtain is the very secret they do not want you to see -- the most astounding scientific find in the history of humanity. Proof! Of Alien life. That's right, go ahead and laugh, sir, but what you see inside this room will change your life forever! It will haunt your dreams and harrow -- YES -- your very soul."

With a bit of editing, this could easily apply to our current situation in America :/
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Vrekandis Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2017
Remember when all we had to worry about was Bill Clinton getting a beej in the Oval Office from an intern?

It all seems so halcyon and innocent now.
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Afrodisium Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2017
I think the world is going to learn very quickly the painful truth in Disney's "It's a small world after all".
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:iconiron1fox:
Iron1Fox Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
"I hope you packed your bags kids cause we're going for a ride!"
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greent64 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL!  I love the nervous tick in his left eye.  A comical expression of sheer terror!
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The-Psychonaut Featured By Owner Edited Nov 30, 2016  Student Filmographer
 My brother had two things on his yellow xterra which made it awesome: 1)He wrote 'Go Faster' backwards and stenciled it on the front window, so you could see it in your rear view; and 2)he had a bumper sticker that said, 'Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on!'. And he dubbed this beautiful machine the Carmobile, and it was kickassery incarnate.  

 We've started a term with worse than Trump, so chillax and enjoy the show. 
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FoolsGil Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016
These next 4 years...oh shit.
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:iconvrekandis:
Vrekandis Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016
The next four to eight years are going to be very interesting, in exactly the same way that receiving the gift of a necklace made of your very own teeth is. 
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vtec1800 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2016
I love your political cartoons. They are spot on.
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Sperics Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Why does this make me think of Scooter from Borderlands? "My rides may not get you there in one piece but they'll get you there! ...Catch a ride?" Hahahahahaha!
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Iron1Fox Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yes this is gonna be a ride, we may not all get to the finish line or get there in one piece but it shall be one heck of a story.
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Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconherbertplz: Did he say 'strap in' or 'strap on'?
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Sanderford Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2016
People need to calm the fuck down is what they need to do. He hasn't even been sworn in and everybody is crapping their pants. I didn't much care for the idea of Obama as POTUS, but I didn't use his election, *either time*, as an excuse to misbehave.
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Ethyrial-ink Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bumper sticker goals.
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Thedreadedpixel Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2016  Student Artist
WARP ENGINES NOMINAL,
FUEL SYSTEMS STABLE,
KICKASS MIXES PLAYING,
ENGAGE FTL BITCHES!!!
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Snippersaurus Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
That hamster should be wearing a cup too.  Prepare thyself, rodent, for the T comes for you all.  
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:iconyamibanner:
yamibanner Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2016
Can't Dump the Trump.
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:iconsaltedmelons:
saltedmelons Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2016
prepare your assholes, lefties.
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:iconmavraster:
Mavraster Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2016
Is it too late to say,

'Atomic batteries to power,
turbines to speed' ?

Hold on, world, because it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Welcome to America:  The Series Finale!
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DrinkTeaOrDie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't know, pretty sure we'll at least get a spin off or something... ;P
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Telikor Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I could get upset about it. But I don't want to. Election fatigue set in months ago for me and I'm on the other side of the fucking planet!
Nope, I'm going to handle this as best I can. By getting some popcorn and spending the next four years laughing as the US either falls over or none of Trumps much touted plans come to fruition and all those who voted for him scratch their heads and say "Wait, you mean... presidential hopefuls... lie?"
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RJAmakusa Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2016
To use a metaphor from Game of Thrones.

We had a choice between Littlefinger and Cersei. And when you have a gun to your head and have to choose between one of those two options?

Littlefinger wins every time.

4 more years of the same old same ol'? Or the ladder of Chaos?
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dinshino Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2017
His choice for Treasurer still has me quite worried*. Hopefully Drumpf doesn't fuck up too hard.

I forget who said it, but "let's see if this dog can do more than just bark."



*Steve Mnuchin is one of the Goldman Sachs turds that should be rotting in prison right now. Preferably laid up in the infirmary needing a new chin.
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bevelhead Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2016
This is outstanding!
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P4-34-M0 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Engines primed and ready...
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Tello640 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 10, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's going to be a awesome ride :D
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Artistrator Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
End of the world!
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