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Russia's favourite topping (all potential rivals were convicted of criminal activity and disqualified).

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europ…
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:iconzagzagel:
Zagzagel Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
Hey, look! Use this spice and become your own nightlight.
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26-994 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2018
 ...

Polonium is deadlier than botulotoxin 
YET IT IS A METAL
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IronBroFst Featured By Owner Edited Apr 19, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
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Don't mind if I do!
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:icondragonstrider:
DragonStrider Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
And this bullshit came and went in pretty much two weeks accomplishing nothing but trying to demonize the Russians again. Maybe they should've used some Umbrellas instead to do the assassination eh? ;)
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DragoonMaster-26 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2018
not really, this is the 6th recent death and political opponents/reporters are still disappearing.
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DragonStrider Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
The man was a double agent not a reporter.
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trej101 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018
Aaaand now a Swiss lab says that the toxin wasn't even the one which the UK government said it was, it was actually something which Russia doesn't even make… but the UK and the US do.

www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-04…
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jollyjack Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2018
And I'm sure that the denial the Swiss lab in question made as soon as Lavrov made his statement was something the insidious Western powers forced them into.

twitter.com/spiezlab?lang=en
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26-994 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2018
In Russia, they claim cigarettes to be "rich" of Po-210
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HouseGamin Featured By Owner Edited Apr 12, 2018
Ah yes. Putin. Short for... RASPUTIN!!!

Srsly.

His Grandfather changed the family name to avoid the negative connotations. Of all the names you DON'T want a Russian facing you to have, Vladimir Rasputin...

Also, this- www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAK…
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Vrekandis Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2018
I hear it goes well with tea.
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trej101 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018
Whoops — turns out there's no evidence the Russians did it, and the government is now backpedalling, to the point of trying to erase as many of the statements they made saying it was Totally Definitely Russia as they can.

When the Tories are in trouble in the polls, they try to stir up anti-foreigner sentiment and even actual wars. This is not a new thing; they've been doing it since at least the Thatcher era. It would be good if people could learn from it and not fall for it next time. (There will be a next time.)
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Mastadon-King Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2018
Now with 50% more glow!
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dinshino Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2018
Well, that's few steps up from his predecessor calling off an FBI investigation to try to avoid the candidate getting hauled off to jail.
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Dubstep-Squid Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Pretty much the "red pill" of Russia.

Also the red pill is actually a Matrix reference that the alt right adopted to promote their self righteousness yet the makers of matrix actually changed their genders which means matrix was "made by sjws"
The funny part is that if people actually took the red pill, they would have been a "liberal" rather than a misogynistic, nativist, blind patriotic, racial and religious purist who wants to make America white again. Info wars, rebel media,breitbart, Sargon of Akkad, etc are all the same shit that all have the same agenda at the end. Whether they do it through by showing Hitler as a hero or weaponizing religion or by promoting insecure ideologies like radical centralism (most common) (basically says every ideology is shit including the good ones like progressive in all forms and equality), they get it done but recruiting people who think they know everything and are paranoid of being labeled as a "leftist" or a "rightist" and think they are being free minded thinkers when really they just practice alt right ideals.
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TRZaraki Featured By Owner Edited Mar 29, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Less listen to the false propaganda of your media, my friend. Together with Putin there were eight candidates. Putin won 76.69% of the vote simply because he is the best.
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Your country (together with the United States), based on false intelligence on "weapons of mass destruction", invaded Iraq. After that,
ISIS was formed there. Now the soldiers of this organization walk through the streets of European cities, cut people with knives and organize car terrakt.
Tales about the "terrible" Putin your politicians try to divert your attention from what they've done themselves.
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jollyjack Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2018
I don't listen to the media, I listen to the man himself, and he says "Russia's borders do not end".
Talk like that does make you start to wonder why Putin's biggest rivals and critics are all either dead or conveniently convicted of crimes that prevent them from running in elections.
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DragonStrider Featured By Owner Edited Mar 30, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Turkish president says his people's "hearts and spiritual borders are in the Balkans" and lists off almost every country there no exceptions,I dont see anyone raising and eyebrow at those statements. Oh thats right, Eastern Europeans don't matter.

On the topic itself its pretty funny how they found magic powder at the victims front door and a few places around the neighbourhood huh? That "spy" that spiked their doorknow must've been living out his kinky Soviet Toothfairy fantasy.
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TRZaraki Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Haha. The runaway oligarchs who robbed our people are not "big rivals". They are thieves who do not want to be responsible for their crimes.
All the rest, this talkers are paid by the American authorities to destabilize our country.
I'll tell you how it is. I am 40 years old, I was still in Soviet times. During the reign of the Communists, we had two bad cars for the whole of our city quarter. Dozens of good cars are in the yard now. Putin raised our standard of living, that's why so many people vote for him. This is reality.
And "strong rivals" are stupid propaganda.
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jollyjack Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2018
You're crediting Putin with the rise in your standard of living, and not the Russians who actually threw off communism and dissolved the Soviet Union? I think you're the one listening to propaganda.
Also: you still have massive corruption. For the most obvious example, just look at the money given to Putin's friends for the construction of the Sochi Olympic facilities.
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TRZaraki Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Sochi? Haha, do you have any proof? Another fairy tale for those who are ready to believe.
But the real reality is this ..
European and American troops destroyed Saddam Hussein. Although "weapons of mass destruction" was a false pretext.
Gaddafi was killed, although before that European leaders welcomed him as a guest and shook his hand.
They tried to destroy Bashar Assad. Although he is an intellectual, a man who studied in London (he wanted to become a doctor (eye surgeon)).
In all countries where your troops invaded (Iraq, Libya, Syria ..): war, death, chaos. Destroyed cities, thousands of killed citizens, hundreds of thousands of refugees, the growth of terrorism. All loud statements of the West about tyranny and democracy turned out to be a bluff
So tell me, who is the poison that corrodes this World?
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You are an excellent artist, my friend. Your comics often made me smile sincerely. I would not want your mind to poison the poison of political machinations.
Have a nice day.
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hockeynut178 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I probably laughed way too hard at this
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VanManaez Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Taste the Cheeki breeki..
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Cartoontriper Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2018
Just Putin on your Ritz 
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k3m35 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Филлип опять про Россию рисует... Как-то надоело уже.
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Dragon-Furry Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2018
Nice one. Love the label you drew on that one.
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AlanGorForester Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
Ahahahaha)))
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vash34 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2018  Professional Photographer
Trump needs to have some on his dessert
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FoxfangJohn0056 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2018
Jack... What kind of Political Shite are you trying to throw around?
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xSamiamrg7x Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
There was recently a former Russian spy living in the UK with his daughter that were poisoned by a nerve agent. They survived, but many other people in the past were not so lucky. Russia is notorious for pulling this kind of thing.
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Halbarad2 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2018
Japan emote 
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FoxfangJohn0056 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2018
Huh?
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ThePerrperr Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
that is a damn fine label you drew there
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solitare-deuce Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2018
Da, is old Russian recipe
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Barscuk Featured By Owner Edited Mar 11, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Apologize for our press. When I'm currently typing this, my TV is on and I hear propaganda that's don't even hilarious, It's just pity. Resources like oil and shit been selled to everyone including west, but still this comedy "WEST SHET THEY HATE US" goes on. Seems that they eat up they're asses so much, that they can sitting on two chairs at the same time. What's oligarhs expect after spitting shit out of face of everyone and trying "FORCE POSITION" in international arena? Yeah it's funny how America and everyone pissing their pants, but the last time American piss was spilled it was Hiroshima and start of an Arm's rase. And now that bitching transformed a WWIII threat, just because America don't want ignorant degenerate kids of oligarhs no more, what a shame. And It seems that America is too busy arguing about genitalia instead of making dialogue, and Putin just sit and doing nothing too. Silence is gold and he's just waiting to fully transform in the Boogeyman for the hypocrites. I wish our mass media was developed as well as western media, maybe I wont think about all this so much and just enjoy Marvel films. 

Nice art tho!

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FUTRPilotFilms Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2018
The whole world is sick right now, friend. Europe, Russia, and America.

A whole series of events, all seemingly unrelated, yet all converging on a single point that seems to be taking our world down a very dark road.

Just remember, no matter what country you come from, don't ever let hatred consume you. Don't listen to the media. Do not play their stupid games.
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hermanubis93 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2018
Haha very good
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Xabab Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Это радиоактивный пепел?
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:iconoxygenone3:
OxygenOne3 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2018
Blat, Navalny!
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PWartenberg Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2018
at this point every Brit is avoiding condiments like the plague.

Thanks a lot, Putin.

You know, back in the old days, this sort of stunt would start wars... (RE: Jenkins' Ear)
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Ylfing Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2018
reminds me of my first time using siracha sauce... thougt it was ketchup.... was trowing up for an solid hour...
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darkecofreak23 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2018  Student Writer
Exactly.
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urzapw2000 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2018
radioactive?
great picture!
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:iconmarcusoterra:
MarcusOTerra Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2018
does it say 'made in Chernobyl' on the back?
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:iconb127:
B127 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2018
It's almost not radioactive!
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Translayer Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2018
Порошок, уходи!
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LutrasEider Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2018
Russia: New Name, Same Great Service, since 1922.
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