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HTP Shadow of the Colossus by jollyjack HTP Shadow of the Colossus by jollyjack
Love this game.

A note, though, that these AREN’T game reviews, as some have inaccurately described them.
They are game ‘guides’, hence the title :D
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Ahed25 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
the morale of this story is: "if your roof and/or the sky tells you to kill a group of people simply because of them existing...don't."
Rock-Raider Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2017
Finally got around to beating it.  In some cases, I think people add the step "Feel worse with every giant monster you kill".
AndyofIndiana Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
9. Realize that you are essentially a poacher hunting an endangered species to extinction.
JokerX24 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
SoTC in a nutshell
InternetUser2000 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
Ya pretty much
Knght-Zero Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013
I love this! This is exactly how I felt!
NinaCrowlace Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
the 2nd one had me rolling. My lungs almost ruptured. :)
CrazyLadyII Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Admire your steed's sense of self-preservation" and [Play"Try to out-run the tentacles"]... I died laughing.
courtnashe Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Student General Artist
I love the one about the horse, especially on the way to the final colossus and you cannot tell if that is a huge cliff or just a bit of rocky landscape, luckly Agro knew and prevented us falling to our death. Or you could launch yourself off him like I did.
orudios412 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
SgtCody Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012  Student General Artist
this is the funnest thing i seen all month i agree on all of this cause i played and beat it
Thesleepywolf Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012
God, I haven't thought of this game for years. When you meet the first huge monster thing, wasn't it a rock lion or something? It's like holy shit... :iconbackawayplz:
AliceofZombieland01 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012  Student
Indeed, it's all true.
Jester-of-the-Clown Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You need to turn off your brain for most of the game to enjoy it. Most of it just kinda dangles you over a pit of pointless bullshit and expects you to like it just because it looks somewhat pretty.

Don't get me wrong, I like this game, but it's not a well done game in terms of incentive or plot writing, and I'm a plot man. People with their graphics worship and need for extra functions can shove it.
BigMaleforFan Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
the last panel is what i was saying in the middle of the game!!!!!!!!!! ( i think the 10th colossus )
DragonPatronus Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
Haha, yes. Exactly.
writer-jm Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012
Pretty much my experience! Was awesome and unforgetable!
DolphinLotus Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012
Forget outrunning the NASTY EVIL BLACK TENTACLES OF EVIL DEATH (TM), I jump on the dead Colossus and see how badly I can get the graphics to glitch.
artisticTaurean Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
SgtCody Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Student General Artist
i beat that game
i give a...
10 out of 10!
ItsuKaiShi Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
#7 - :iconclapplz:

However, one annoyance of the game. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DAMN COLOSSUS. I spent three hours looking for the damn friggen desert with geysers one. -______-
Prism-S Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Best guide EVAR!
aspenmaize Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Professional Interface Designer
Love 5. As kiddish as that sounded. Love the strip. Great Job!
godzilla1990 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this game. all i can say is gamer rage and then the bliss of saying i tore the "godzilla teddy bear thingy" to ash and then find out that was the FIRST boss!
1337Goat Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011
they made the ending in this game pretty awesome! sad.... but awesome!
arcnova Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
you forgot killing lizards and eating their tails to increase stamina! (7) is the best. you never outrun them but the compulsion to try is irresistible!
KamikazeCharlotte Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO on playing "try to out-run the tentacles".
Purpleground02 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol.. I love to do no.7
hollowheartlessIzsak Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this ^.^ brilliant!
viiwolfe Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011  Student General Artist
I LOVE IT>o<!!! You everything so sarcastically yet true! I just recently played this game, and already it is etched in my heart...although every time you killed a colossus, even if to save your loved one, you still get that same dirty feeling like forgetting to feed your pet and it, consequently, dying.
Jowain92 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Has anyone ver managed to escape those black tentacles? I keep trying even that I know it's futile...
dragon5314 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2011
lol the second panel is probably the best out of all of them
LutherOMight Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahahahahaahah!!:rofl: This is epic ,and true :D
BlueLightningStrike Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011
Hahaha, so great. XD
XDarkEssenceX Featured By Owner May 29, 2011  Student General Artist
By far the best sum up of the game... do you have 1 for Ico and other games?
Jowain92 Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I wonder what happens if you out run those tentacles... IF one can! Sad ending to... But I still love it.... oh ICO...
Sparkus-Clark Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You know I never found out about that whole "shoot-the-lizards-for-extra-grip" until after I'd beaten the game...

oh well, I had a friend who beat FF7 without Knights of the Round because he didn't feel like going to find it.

ramusx Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
That game was amazing and it didn't even make you fight hordes of enemys. Just one at a time and it worked out perfectly. Exploring the world was fun enough, but climbing these god like monsters and striking them down was just a shock and awe experience.
SneeMonster Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
haha, finally someone besides me who's wondering at this horses phobia of heights.
tonyk1000 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011
Almost died laughing at the second panel.
LuridAngel777 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
MusicOLot Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
Have beaten it/ I have, AND SHE WASN'T WORTH IT!!!! I wold go into further detail, but that would be spoiling.
DragonVampriss Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG -dies laughing- i love this!!
En-Taiho Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011
lol so funny :D And yeah, i also tried to run away from the black tentacles everytime lol
Veloitus Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011  Student General Artist
Can't choose a favorite panel from this. I rofl'd at all of them.
I will now stop trying to scare myself with Silent Hill fan art and chill with reading some comic strips...thank god I read this, otherwise I would have never stopped and would give up getting any sleep.
ABirdNerd Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I concur with this comic :) I definitely try to out run the tentacles o' doom every time.
Cutter9792 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
I bet a lot of the girls in your Doom Fortress do panel 7 a lot.
Vezoca Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
very funny
jforce55 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010   Digital Artist
This was friggen awesome! I really recognized myself in "7" ^-^
ichbastele Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just a step below Ookami in my book
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