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Dance of the Dickless by jollyjack Dance of the Dickless by jollyjack
Two fat, spoilt, nuke-toting rich-kids, desperate to appear as effective leaders. Yeah.....this'll end well.
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:iconaustralianmarcus:
AustralianMarcus Featured By Owner 4 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sword ⚔️ fight
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:iconaustin7613:
Austin7613 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2018
world politics in a nutshell
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:iconprepare-your-bladder:
Prepare-Your-Bladder Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD: 
That's about what it's like too. 
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:iconv1ewt1ful:
V1EWT1FUL Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sounds about right
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:iconbyzance123:
byzance123 Featured By Owner Edited Aug 14, 2018  Student Digital Artist
they are stupids anyway

by chance, there is a peace between these two countries
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:iconknoxcyde:
Knoxcyde Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
"dance of the dickless"

So where is the U.K?

Oh wait they have one dick.

A mudslime one up their ass that is..
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:iconzoelodge:
ZoeLodge Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahahah I love this! xD
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:iconbirdgvee:
BirdGVee Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
pffffft XD
I am loosing it on the title, excuse me *rolls out the room*
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:iconmgb500:
mgb500 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2018
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Superb!!
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:icontrn18:
TRN18 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2018  Student Digital Artist
North Korea in a nutshell
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:iconblurrydawgo:
BlurryDawgo Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This has aged beautifully.
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:iconlionheart617:
Lionheart617 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
*cough* summit meeting 
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:iconjollyjack:
jollyjack Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2018
Well, as of typing: nothing has yet changed. 
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:iconpolandstronk:
PolandStronk Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2018
Fat Man and Little Boy xDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconthe-psychonaut:
The-Psychonaut Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2018  Student Filmographer
you need to update this with Putin
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:iconsatarius:
Satarius Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2018
needs an update now...
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:iconutt3rst00pidity:
UTT3RST00PIDITY Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2018
short answer: NO IT FUCKING WON'T.
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:iconnev777:
nev777 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Can almost hear the words "my SCHWARTZ is bigger than your  SCHWARTZ ! 
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:iconthedesertfox1991:
TheDesertFox1991 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 9, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Only the end of all these dances and games is one.
(+18) There Will Come Soft Rains by TheDesertFox1991 Good Will To Men (1955) by TheDesertFox1991  
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:iconmentalwork:
MentalWork Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2018
zeitgeist....
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:iconchika1345:
Chika1345 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2018
This piece just became so much more relevant this week. Smh on things the president tweets about his nuclear button being bigger and more powerful.
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:iconthatdudemaan:
Thatdudemaan Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY GOD, THIS IS GLORIOUS! Do you have this in 1920 x 1080?
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:icontommycurl:
tommycurl Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2017
we are all going to die
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:icondistance-reach:
Distance-Reach Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2017
This is awesome.
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:iconseriousdoomguy:
SERIOUSDOOMGUY Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dick measuring contest
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:icondinshino:
dinshino Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2017
Uggggghhhhhh

Really wish it had been Sanders running. He a least had the sense not to promise 4 more years of Obama's policies. That's one of the biggest reasons Hillary lost. Everyone in the Rust Belt voted 'red' for the first time in almost 40 years because of that.


Personally, if we had gotten a "Washington outsider", I'd have preferred Ben Carson. He actually knows what it's like to be poor and he worked his way through college. Hell, he actually knows what honest work is. Plus, he's not scientifically or medically ignorant. He actually knows what all the term "birth control" covers.
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chuemoomoo Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2017
i think it would have better if it was bill clinton then trump,,,he was always doing that with the ladys,,
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:iconvrekandis:
Vrekandis Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017
DO NOT look at this and then google "Penis Fencing."  Do not.
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TheSkaldofNvrwinter Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Except the guy on the left is a paranoid psycho. The guy on the right is too simple minded to make his own decisions.
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123therealluigi Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
We always enjoy your uneducated views on politics, m8.
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volkradugi Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Such cuties!  So funny XDDDD
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Vestiphile Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2017
I have to wonder if people claiming this is another Trump fuck-up thought the same thing about Clinton when he didn't have the whole UN on his side.

Man, I got no love for Trump, but even China and Russia--the usual vetoes in a call for more DPRK sanctions--agree with the sanctions this time.

Trump's fucking plenty of things up, but this isn't one of them.
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Fairportfan Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2017
Actually, i don't worry about this any more - the latest word from the geologists and vulcanologists is that the Yellowstone Supervolcano will probably blow within our lifetimes.

That will be an Extinction Event.
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DianaLilith Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Holy sh*t...are you serious? Where did you get your info?
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:iconvrekandis:
Vrekandis Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017
Thank fuck it's almost over.
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somepeep Featured By Owner Edited Sep 22, 2017
www.nytimes.com/2017/09/22/wor…
JollyJack's drawing is approaching fruition : P
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EmperorBassexe Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2017
They're gonna get the rest of all of us killed. And even then the 'Murcians will blame the gays, foreigners, liberals, or all of the above. 
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Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No WAY they're that big.
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:icondamianova:
Damianova Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Well that sums up the situation very well!I am a dummy! 
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:iconjones996:
Jones996 Featured By Owner Edited Sep 2, 2017
Yeah,I'm gonna have a lot of explaining to do,when I walk out of the store with 5-10 years worth of food,enough weapons and ammo,to supply a small army,security equiment,electrical supplies(lightbulbs,wires,generators,etc.),approximately 1,000 tons of concrete,and about 2,000 pounds of sheet metal...


Or I could remind them who the current president is,and pray they'll let me walk outta there,without spending a dime!
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SuperToon357 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
T E S T I F Y
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:iconjones996:
Jones996 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2017
H O W   A B O U T   . . .   . . .   . . .   W H Y ? ! ? !







(Thank you for the multitude of favorites,btw!)
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:iconsupertoon357:
SuperToon357 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
No probz yo!
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:iconjones996:
Jones996 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2017
;)
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2017
I think you depicted both missiles WAY too large...

Both of these assholes act like they are compensating for something.
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:iconwildflower700:
WildFlower700 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2017
Haha
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:iconc0lb0h:
c0lB0h Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2017
Yeah, well, it pisses me off that we bullied two innocent, poor Middle Eastern countries into submission, and now we can't relocate those war funds to do anything about the enemy that's deliberately and actively taunting the U.S. and executing "spies" at random.
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:icontexasdad:
TexasDad Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2017
Damn, I guess I built the fallout shelter for nothing.  Well, perhaps next time.
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Mr-fetish69 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2017  Student Digital Artist
At least Kim Jong Un has the balls to give a speech that doesn't make him sound like a broken robot. And he also more thicc 
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Tamariini Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2017
the end is nigh
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