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3 Prophets Walk Into A Bar by jollyjack 3 Prophets Walk Into A Bar by jollyjack
Probably the one and only time I've ever agreed with the current PM -www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30869585
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:iconripmin-psn:
Ripmin-PSN Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2018
Looks like some people WANT to stay lost for 40 years am I right?  XDXD
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:iconadeh20:
adeh20 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just brilliant :D
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Creatures-of-Fear Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Remove Mohammad and then maybe it would actually be funny. 
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pixeleiderdown Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2018
Only just noticed this one. Ah, you so like to live dangerously. Good ol' reliable. :D
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nacidocoqui Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2018
... burning bush... OMG...
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Luindis Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
beautiful, just beautiful 
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heavy147 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Someone help him. He can't reach his drink 
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BanFia Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
the burning bush made me laugh so hard! This is awesome!
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NoblePlatinum Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, what's up with Muhammad? Can he not read?????
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Vruia Featured By Owner Edited Jul 27, 2017
He doesn't know how to read English...
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NoblePlatinum Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
lmao dont be teasing, remember, we have to cater to them
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Vruia Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2017
???
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:iconnobleplatinum:
NoblePlatinum Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO i totally thought this was about a different conversation. holy shit that turned offensive XD
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wiltsu06 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2018
what the fuck did i just read?:confusedjontron: 
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NoblePlatinum Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
just a boi being too under it
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BlackPollo Featured By Owner May 6, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Disgusting Stare 
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:iconsteam-dieselpunkpunk:
OK really with jesus still on the cross at least have the kindness to let the man of it so he can drink I mean come ON!
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Mangusto94 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 10, 2017  Student General Artist
Without freedom of speech there is no personal freedom, but tact and respect of different points of view are always welcome. Freedom is no excuse to offend others, as an old proverb say "My freedom end when yours start" :3
Hating only cause flamebush.... Errr, flamewar, i meant flamewar ;) (Wink) ;) (Wink) Wink/Razz Wink/Razz

However it's pretty funny, even for me ;)
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skin2279 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You mean we don’t already?
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Iron1Fox Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Moses: "Hey Muhammad, try the ribs they're great."

"Muhammad: "Fine but try not to part the strippers butts or their boobs again please."

Moses and Muhammad: "Hey Jesus you'll pick up this tab right?"

Jesus: "Forgive them lord they know not what they do... and i'll need an extension on my allowance."
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TexasDad Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016
I never thought of the burning bush this way, perhaps it's time to check out the Bible again.
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:iconthelovelyvocal:
TheLovelyVocal Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Yep, yer going to hell.

:D I'll see ya there!
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Telikor Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well I hope they had a good time at least.
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primnull Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016  Professional Artist
is that moses and the burning bush?
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Hoshino-Libra Featured By Owner Edited May 24, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Uh thank god it wasn't a "parting of the red sea" joke. That would be in poor taste. XP
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Hashasin Featured By Owner May 10, 2016
jajajajajajajajaja.
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MANDO-AZ Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2016
at any moment now that burning bush is going to talk to him.
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Flimflanboy Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm surprised you didn't make a joke about Moses spreading legs.
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ozmas Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015
I get the Jesus and moses referance but alas the guy in the middle is lost on me whom is that to be?
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TheAsorlinsStrike Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Muhammad. 
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ozmas Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2017
Nods, thank you for enlightening my "religious icon" ignorance and not getting all high road on me about it too. 
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TheAsorlinsStrike Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
No problem.
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SILVERBRO13 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Student General Artist
Ah yes, the burning bush.
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I wonder if anyone has shit bricks over this
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DragonObrutTabor Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2015  Student Filmographer
Amazing and funy
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axonrlp Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015
lol, just brilliant.
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Aznara Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
hahahahahahahaha , good one
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Predicon-Mike-1994 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Heh.... The Burning Bush.
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ALFurrix Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I feel bad for Jesus. Poor guy can't get his drink. If he tilts any further, he will be pined between the table and the cross.
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Dick-Plant Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015
Well... That was uhm provocative?
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JourneyArcher Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2015  Student General Artist
jesus christ, m8!
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HowlsInTheDistance Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
....Burning bush. I just got it....
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SilverFurredKage Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Clever, that X3
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Painsmash Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wahahaha!!!.... Awesome.
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GoshiDoll Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, classic.
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Rosie-draws-art Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Um that is rude to religious people
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:iconexclamation-point001:
I wonder who gives a shit. He can do that and nothing can stop him
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Green-Tea-Flower Featured By Owner May 13, 2016  Student General Artist
The only thing "Blashpemy" proves is that God is a whiny little pussy.
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Rosie-draws-art Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good point 
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