"Well like, duh! Of course I could beat you up, stupid, a SUPERMODEL is obvs stronger than just a superman! I have to work out like, soooooooo hard to be a model you know, to look this hot takes effort. Uh, oh yeah, like my agent was saying before you got all mad and violent and stuff, you can't use that s logo thingy anymore because we kinda trademarked it for my new fashion line, so if you don't stop wearing it you will probably be arrested, and if you don't agree to that then um... I guess I'll just have to like, beat you up again! Uh, wait, you can't hear me because I just fucking killed you, lmao!."
Note this take place on an alternate earth in which superman became an evil overlord, which explains the ludicrous number of likes the supermodel recieved, though she didn't even know that she was living in a dystopia... sometimes it pays to be clueless, I guess?