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Ms. America vs karate master by jojobario
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Supermodel Destroys Superman by jojobario
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Black Widow becomes deadlier than the male: part 2 :iconjojobario:jojobario 12 8
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I'm an anxious neet with a perverted fetish and a love of old scifi who writes garbage erotic stories with far too many typos, that is all you really need to know.
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Ms. America vs karate master
The multitalented muscle goddess had been tired of threatened males and jealous females doubting her strength, so she decided to to take drastic action with the use of her billions of dollars that had been acquired through many brilliant investments. Victoria had arranged the fight in an off shore oil rig in international waters so as to avoid legal repurcussions promising two billion to the undefeated fighting prodigy if he could last at least two minutes in the ring with her, which he thought was going to be easy money considering that Victoria had never trained in any martial art in her entire life.  Unfortunately for him, he was proven wrong as his near instant death at the foot of an untrained supermodel was broadcast over the Internet for billions to see... Surprsed by her satisfaction at dominating someone who had veen considered invincible, she decidedbtontest her strength in other ways, and as such Victoria would go on to win olympic gold medals in every single event she entered while setting new world records that would go unbroken for thousands of years, as well as becoming both heavyweight boxing and mma champion of the world (in the male division no less, which she bribed her way into) but after winning 100 consecutive fights she retired, growing bored of the effortless victories.
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Supermodel Destroys Superman
"Well like, duh! Of course I could beat you up, stupid, a SUPERMODEL is obvs stronger than just a superman! I have to work out like, soooooooo hard to be a model you know, to look this hot takes effort. Uh, oh yeah, like my agent was saying before you got all mad and violent and stuff, you can't use that s logo thingy anymore because we kinda trademarked it for my new fashion line, so if you don't stop wearing it you will probably be arrested, and if you don't agree to that then um... I guess I'll just have to like,  beat you up again! Uh, wait, you can't hear me because I just fucking killed you, lmao!."

Note this take place on an alternate  earth in which superman became an evil overlord, which explains the ludicrous number of likes the supermodel recieved, though she didn't even know that she was living in a dystopia... sometimes it pays to be clueless, I guess?
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I have decided to begin development on a text based, multiplayer game utilizing either LambdaMOO or other object-oriented text based server software. I was considering how to structure it, and I was thinking about having each body part contain its own strength value and size modifiers, each of which are increased by any action that utilized those body parts (running, picking up, putting down, carrying, punching, kicking, pulling, pushing, etc) and the amount grown would be determined by the weight of the object lifted, the length of time held, and the players energy meter which would  be consumed while doing tasks and growing. If the meter was insufficient, the player would gain a fatigued effect on all limbs that provides a negative modifier.  I also know that combinations of different body parts would be able to be used in higher leveled actions, and that the level of the skill would provide a minor multiplier to the overall power stat expressed by the action. I am unsure as to the specific rates of any of these so far, but I am looking forward to implementing them in the future (as soon as I can get this old linux program compiled, of course)

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MRCALIBAN Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2019
Thanks for the fav!!!
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ReddofNonnac Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2018
Thanks for the new fav!
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BigHouseOfLove Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Tnx for the fave!
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Crypt567 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for faves!! :-)
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Flornagon Featured By Owner May 29, 2018
I'd love to you write some more stories! They're all fantastic.
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BrandonB-80 Featured By Owner May 8, 2018
Thanks so much for adding more of my work to your favs!
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zig567 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2018
Thanks for the faves.
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camuskilller1904 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the favs!!!
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Thanks for the fav!
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Colinscrod Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for your faves and comment-- and Welcome to the Watch!
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