Okay, I'll try to keep this brief. And for the sake of emphasis, I'm going to shout, so be advised.
*flips the caps lock switch*
YOU ARE NOTHING LESS THAN THE SINGLE MOST CREATIVE MIND I HAVE MET ON THIS SITE! YOU JUST... YOU JUST... *deep breath* You just casually expectorate these riotously entertaining stories, as unique as they are wonderful, as ridiculous as they are hilarious, and they JUST! KEEP! COMING! This is beyond me. You have personified, nay, exemplified, nay, EXCEEDED the maxim I aspire to in artistry. "Let each new piece of art be your best one yet." And you've... you just... YOU FLIPPING NAILED IT! You are the Crafter of Universes I strive to someday be, not your artstyle necessarily, but your uninhibited imaginative genius.
I doff my hat and bow to you. You've earned yourself another watcher.