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Moms. First they tell you to take care of the "bird's nest" on your head, and then they build a bird's nest on your head.
It's the generational gap, I think. These kids wanna spread their wings too early; they're out the door and running afowl of someone's social graces before you can warn them that one day the consequences are gonna come home to roost.
Just fix your hair, Florence!
("Florence Nightingale!" sing the kids at school.
"It's Florence Corvidae, actually," she asserts. She doesn't know why people always get her Family name wrong.)
Okay. Okay. I'm done.
It's the generational gap, I think. These kids wanna spread their wings too early; they're out the door and running afowl of someone's social graces before you can warn them that one day the consequences are gonna come home to roost.
Just fix your hair, Florence!
("Florence Nightingale!" sing the kids at school.
"It's Florence Corvidae, actually," she asserts. She doesn't know why people always get her Family name wrong.)
Okay. Okay. I'm done.
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