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Johnny
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Jack in the Box
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Getting a very early start on Halloween props
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Clowning around
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My ESPs dyslexic
My ESP’s dyslexic I cannot read your palm It’s not a joke My third eye got poked And my witch won’t mix a balm
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Strife
I'm at a point in my life where I can't stand my wife we fight day and night Til we're both filled with strife What can I do I've not one kid but two Claim to love her like no other And hope that it's true? It's not always this way but it sure is today that I'm a fool is the only rule of this game that she plays
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My name is Santa and I'm a giftaholic
Hi. My name is Santa, and I’m a giftaholic I was a kid when I first hid, this obsession of giving gifts Or whatever you want to call it It grew beyond myself, I had to hire elves I went to great extremes I built a factory at the North Pole and delivered toys by sled Pulled by reindeer teams To complete my life I took a wife and made her Mrs. Clause She suggested we scale back to once a year to elfin and reindeer applause The rest you know Ho! Ho! Ho! It’s obvious I just can’t quit I should work on my perfectionism instead Just ask those poor misfits
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Batman and
Me:   Hey, if you could combine the powers or abilities of any two characters, Marvel or DC..." Her:  "Batman and..." Me:   "Hold on. Any two characters to fight the monsters of this particular movie." Her:  "Batman and..." Me:   "Really? I mean, you don't want someone that can absorb kinetic energy or something?" Her:  "Batman and..." Me:   "Super strength..." Her:  "Batman and..." Me:   "Super speed?" Her:  "Batman and..." Me:   "Alright, alright. I got it. Batman. And..."
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Darke King
Along the Northern Crags where the Sea meets the Ice there was a Darke King who reigned not once, but thrice First as a Man before God he was laid Then again in undeath through darke hands Unmade Again through his Son til he was expelled imprisoned and cursed and banished to Hell
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Too Late
You always looked for the wrong answer when you should have took another chance on the man you mistook passed on a dance with Me... Girl can't you see?
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Jack in the Box
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Getting a very early start on Halloween props
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Clowning around
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My ESPs dyslexic
My ESP’s dyslexic I cannot read your palm It’s not a joke My third eye got poked And my witch won’t mix a balm
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Strife
I'm at a point in my life where I can't stand my wife we fight day and night Til we're both filled with strife What can I do I've not one kid but two Claim to love her like no other And hope that it's true? It's not always this way but it sure is today that I'm a fool is the only rule of this game that she plays
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My name is Santa and I'm a giftaholic
Hi. My name is Santa, and I’m a giftaholic I was a kid when I first hid, this obsession of giving gifts Or whatever you want to call it It grew beyond myself, I had to hire elves I went to great extremes I built a factory at the North Pole and delivered toys by sled Pulled by reindeer teams To complete my life I took a wife and made her Mrs. Clause She suggested we scale back to once a year to elfin and reindeer applause The rest you know Ho! Ho! Ho! It’s obvious I just can’t quit I should work on my perfectionism instead Just ask those poor misfits
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Batman and
Me:   Hey, if you could combine the powers or abilities of any two characters, Marvel or DC..." Her:  "Batman and..." Me:   "Hold on. Any two characters to fight the monsters of this particular movie." Her:  "Batman and..." Me:   "Really? I mean, you don't want someone that can absorb kinetic energy or something?" Her:  "Batman and..." Me:   "Super strength..." Her:  "Batman and..." Me:   "Super speed?" Her:  "Batman and..." Me:   "Alright, alright. I got it. Batman. And..."
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Darke King
Along the Northern Crags where the Sea meets the Ice there was a Darke King who reigned not once, but thrice First as a Man before God he was laid Then again in undeath through darke hands Unmade Again through his Son til he was expelled imprisoned and cursed and banished to Hell
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Too Late
You always looked for the wrong answer when you should have took another chance on the man you mistook passed on a dance with Me... Girl can't you see?
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Deaf Ears
Is life worth living? That is what I ask myself. Is it worth the stress? Is it worth the pain? Is it worth the trouble of trying to survive? I am running on empty, Living a broken life. I do not know how much more I can take. I cry out for help yet nobody listens. I beg for mercy, but nobody cares. I've lived long enough in this hell of mine, Listening to my own cries of anguish. I just want the pain to stop, I want the fear to end. I want the peace and serenity Of eternal darkness. I want the bliss and calm of the afterlife. I cry out for help, but nobody cares. I cry out for help, but it falls on deaf ears.
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CAnnonball
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Wolfsbane
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Bone Dragon
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The Wolverine
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100 Ways To Die
Tomorrow, death may come for me Today though, I am fine Yesterday's sun is lonely Today, it resumes it's shine Each cloud in the sky is a blessing Each drop is a tear from the sky Every song the birds are singing Is a reason to testify Daylight, moonlight, always under sky, rain or shine to me, please give After all, there's a hundred ways to die, and ten million more ways to live We feel as though we are trapped Spinning through the universe Yet we learn and adapt From the world we traverse Each season passes through phases Each summer and winter alike Erasing the past and all traces Through flood and lighting strike Daytime, nighttime,
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Bring back Samurai Jack
I make this plea here and now Bring back Samurai Jack! Just get it done I don't care how Bring back Samurai Jack! I miss the sword that crease of brow Bring back Samurai Jack! Genndy Tartakovsky you've been endowed to bring back Samurai Jack!
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Deviant for 13 years
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3rd Place
Took 3rd place in a local publication's short story contest. And I can't quit patting myself on the back over it. Got me writing again though. So there's that.
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An amazing Halloween
I was determined to make this year's haunted garage even better than last. After all, I had been planning for weeks whereas last year, I made the haunted garage in a single night of frustration born from a combination of watching my favorite football team lose, and a harsh disappointment in a homemade costume that just wasn't coming together. This year would be different. Very different. I was extending the haunt to two pop-ups on the other side of the drive way. I'd covered each completely in black tarp. I covered the floor of the first "room" in balloons. Dozens of them cramped into a 10'x10' darkened space, barely lit by a single strand o
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Way to piss off your wife #338
Even after an appointment with your doctor and her student, it's not okay to ask your wife if she'd like to be the third woman to touch your groin today.
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Thank you for adding my piece to your favourites.😊 I have given you a llama badge to show my appreciation, have a wonderful day!🖤
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Thank you for the favorite! I appreciate every one I receive, and I'm glad you've enjoyed my work. :)
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