The Taunting Hour: No Mort Mr. Nice Guy

It's Morty's turn to rile up the canon universes of the Louds, guest starring Lola. But in typical Morty fashion, he forgets to bring the memory altering bots to preserve canon, and he does this adventure behind Rick's back. In these events, he visits Lincoln watching TV with Lola. And together, they talk about their personal critics. Until this happened.

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Morty: Oh, big deal! It's only because of some shitty old lady heckling me in the mall my legs suddenly turn to jelly and I wither and die! Shouldn't you, I don't know, physically confront her and tell her to fuck off rather than take it out on Lincoln?

Lynn: What, you're saying you're better than me at dealing with my hecklers? Who do you think you are dealing with, you little chump?

Morty: Hey, up yours, Lynn! I've been surrounded by critics my whole life and my family is my own because they kept using me as a doormat and not once have I took it out on some random guy on the street be-be-because I'm a thin-skinned piece of shit! What are you, eight?!

Luan (Mr. Coconuts): Hey! Butt off, buddy! These are our problems, mind your own business, this is a family issue!

Morty: Oh, real mature, just because I'm not a member of this family I suddenly have no right to speak my thoughts out on you, as if you people think you're so special and perfect that practically no one can touch you in any way!! You're like one year older than me and you act like no one should slightly take a dump at you. Y-you literally act just like my grandpa! That's how he deals with his hecklers!! Yo-you're basically my family!

Lynn: Why don't you go sit in your little corner and be that worthless nerd that you are. I got "evil legs" because of Stinkin, and I probably can't walk properly again!

Lola (canon): Get out of our house before you start ruining our lives!

(Morty lets out a loud enraged scream, and assaults Lynn, breaking her nose, and knocking her down to the floor, then snaps her left leg by stomping on it, and then turns to Luan, snatches Mr. Coconuts and smacks her face with it before throwing it off the window)

Morty: He-here's what I think of your dumb, stupid, low-effort garbage you call a comedy routine! You suck! Everything about you sucks! Th-th-that's what you're all good for!

(Everyone gasps)

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Inspired by "Scolding" by @TheAmazingPeanuts

Based on comics by @NJred2000

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The Loud House, ©Nickelodeon