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Go Home
 “Go home.” The young woman glared at me with bloodshot eyes as I plucked the glass tumbler from her hand and sat it behind the bar. The death glare she was trying to level at me didn’t quite have the impact it would have had any other day. Her cheeks were as rosy as Santa Claus’ and there was a bright red oval on her forehead from where she’d had it resting on her forearm. “You kicking me out?” She slurred on the K. “We’re closing in a little while. And you’ve been sleeping for the last half hour.” From the look on her face, I think she only understood every third word
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Why Did You Go?
  I had spent over a decade hoping that she would one day ask if we could meet and wondering what it would be like when we did. I had always been optimistic about that meeting and finally, it had arrived. Only now I found myself staring more at the steaming cup of over priced coffee in my hands than at her. I wanted to say something, but every time I started to open my mouth the words would fail me.  It was interesting in the same way as when you suddenly realize that you’re about to be in a car accident. You can see it coming, usually, but you’re also painfully aware that there is nothing you can do to avoid it. I dared to brin
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Under The Bed
  I couldn’t sleep, no matter how much I wanted to. A storm was rolling in and the clouds always seemed to make the shadows darker. They were perfect hiding places for lurking creatures that the grownups kept trying to tell me weren’t real. They were wrong, of course. I knew that, so did everyone at my school. Chris Taylor loved telling me how he wrestled with the thing that lived under his bed and chased it away all on his own.  He didn’t know where it went, but I was worried that it found its way to my house. I’d been worrying about it since recess, sure that this would be the night that it would get me. Mom and da
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Re Jam Bio - Casey Blake
Name: Casey BlakeAge: 28 Occupation: Inspector, USMSSkill-set: USMS Training Personality: Casey has a strong moral compass and that often will do more to guide his decisions than what is practical or expedient. He can he a playful flirt at times, but for him it is more of a game than any serious attempt at meeting women; he doesn't have an overwhelming desire for intimacy and enjoys being a bachelor.Something of a joker among his friends as well as well as coworkers, when he is on duty and around the general public, he is all polite business. When off duty, he will unwind with a drink at a bar and enjoy casual banter with whichever friend
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RE Jam Bio - Nika Kuznetsova
Name: Nika Kuznetsova Age: 25 Occupation: Student (Raccoon University); waitress (Grill 13) Skill-set: Athlete (Sprinter), limited self-defense Personality: When on her own, she can indulge in faintly childlike behavior with an active and fertile imagination and take enjoyment in things that would be called “immature” by people she would call “vysokomernyy” with one such source of enjoyment being lego sets. Around others, though, she is every bit the growing young woman that she appears to be. She has only recently started experiencing what it means to be on her own, so there are times she is unsure of herself, but
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RE Jam Bio - Kyle Hardin
Name: Kyle Hardin Age: 35 Occupation: Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service (formerly: United States Navy) Skill-set: Firearms, chemist and medic Personality: While dedicated to his goals and keeping his word as well as ensuring those around him are kept as safe as can be expected, Kyle also has something of a pragmatic side. If someone cannot be, or does not want to be helped, he will go on his way, especially if he is already looking after someone or a group of people. His interactions with others are often laced with dry and/or self-depreciating humor and sarcastic wit, which has as much of a chance to annoy as it does to be humoro
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Winter Bridge
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Go Home
 “Go home.” The young woman glared at me with bloodshot eyes as I plucked the glass tumbler from her hand and sat it behind the bar. The death glare she was trying to level at me didn’t quite have the impact it would have had any other day. Her cheeks were as rosy as Santa Claus’ and there was a bright red oval on her forehead from where she’d had it resting on her forearm. “You kicking me out?” She slurred on the K. “We’re closing in a little while. And you’ve been sleeping for the last half hour.” From the look on her face, I think she only understood every third word
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Why Did You Go?
  I had spent over a decade hoping that she would one day ask if we could meet and wondering what it would be like when we did. I had always been optimistic about that meeting and finally, it had arrived. Only now I found myself staring more at the steaming cup of over priced coffee in my hands than at her. I wanted to say something, but every time I started to open my mouth the words would fail me.  It was interesting in the same way as when you suddenly realize that you’re about to be in a car accident. You can see it coming, usually, but you’re also painfully aware that there is nothing you can do to avoid it. I dared to brin
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Under The Bed
  I couldn’t sleep, no matter how much I wanted to. A storm was rolling in and the clouds always seemed to make the shadows darker. They were perfect hiding places for lurking creatures that the grownups kept trying to tell me weren’t real. They were wrong, of course. I knew that, so did everyone at my school. Chris Taylor loved telling me how he wrestled with the thing that lived under his bed and chased it away all on his own.  He didn’t know where it went, but I was worried that it found its way to my house. I’d been worrying about it since recess, sure that this would be the night that it would get me. Mom and da
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Wichita Night
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Winter Bridge
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Winter
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Cold Snap
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December
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Motoring Around the Ranch
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The Keeper
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Cecilia
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Shakahnna's avatar
Happy Birthday John, have the very best day!
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John you big bastard, thanks for the favourites :love:
theBloodRaven's avatar
All hail the Dark Sex God! 
And happy birthday! :meow:
horrorlandcop74's avatar
Greetings, Dark sex god, I think we may have met/spoken once before. I too am a part of the RE OC Jam!:D
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Greetings, Shield Bearer of the Land of Unspoken Terrors! I thank thee for thine desire to spy upon my doings! I hope our acquaintanceship will be filled with glad tidings!
horrorlandcop74's avatar
Oh my, what a title!:wow::D feeling very flattered,your honour. :bow: and yes, I have greatly enjoyed your doings I've come across :la: my sentiments exactly, and look forward tothis mutual venture of our mutual friend :D
Kiz-mit's avatar
Hello there Dark Sex God,
I am Kiz, High Priestess of Dicks, allow me to preach in your good name!!

In other terms, good to meet you.