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Tea and Crunkets

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By Joey-Darkmeat   |   Watch
Published: March 2, 2014
© 2014 - 2020 Joey-Darkmeat
burn all the babies
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PerryPicknyStudent General Artist
no, not my balls!!! XD

bruh that must hella hurt Please Don't Hurt Me!!! (Anti-Bullying Chat Icon) 
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LMAO!  Poor Flesh-Stick!  I don't know why Tina torturing the crap out of him is the funniest thing ever, but it is :P

Great pic!
talon274's avatar
That's Face Mcshooty! I loved that guy!
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foxred1988Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OHHh MY!.... Ouch that Hurts!
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tehflahHobbyist Digital Artist
Crumpocalypse! :D
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darksoullessgirlHobbyist Artist
oh shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!! XD want some ice for that (literal) burn bro?! -falls over laughing- good one Joey~
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Ooooooooooooooooooh, that's got to hurt!

...Wasting all that delicious tea I mean...

...Or,is it tea?  Or, perhaps Maliwan's finest going striaght onto his lap?  Who knows?

Seriously though, this is good, and I love the subtle shading you used for Tina's hair.  But, what happened to Applepie, Sweetie-Butts, and Scootipuff Missy?  I thought they were going to have a grand-old time making Fleshstick's life a misery with Teeny-kins?
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They gravely underestimated the amount of crumpets and cookies needed and had to hoof it to the nearest Candy Machine. The one they found doesn't accept 'Bits and only gives out guns,  Scoots is reportedly "losing it" and Applebloom is attempting to wrangle it with a lasso. sources report this sight as, "adorable."
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Ooooh, that sounds like an adorable crises, man.  But, what about Sweetie Butt?  Didn't someone see her going to see Marcus in Sanctuary about this "candy machine"?

p.s.  Sorry for the late reply!
Joey-Darkmeat's avatar
Marcus: "For the 16th and final time; No Refunds -_-"

Sweetie: "If you don't say OTHERWISE I'm gunna hold my breath till I BURST!"

Marcus: "Do your worst."
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With a sharp intake of breath, Sweetie kins holds it in, her fluffy cheeks buldging as she looks at the gun vendor with a fierce, and yet adorable determination.  Leaning over the countertop so he could see the tiny horsey that had trotted into his shop and demanded a refund (a word which he found more offensive than someone going up to his mother and punching her in the face), Marcus was amused, as Sweetie's face turned from white to cherry red.

"You know?" Marcus said, after taking a bite of Skag jerky, "instead of you just collapsing on the floor from affixation, maybe we could work out a deal?  Like, you can get me something, and I would give you all the cookies and crumpets you could ever want.  All legit, nothing illegal...ish...  So, what do you say?"
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That'll teach you to mess with by big brudder and steal Mushy Snugglebutt's badonkadonks!

....Who the hell is Mushy Snugglebutts!?
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thorin111Hobbyist General Artist
There he Is FLESHSTICK, THE GUEST OF HONO-

ITOLDYOUNOTTOKILLHIM-

Ah.. Good memories, Now before the patch, this Inbred Insuffrable Ruffian was the meat and jam for leveling up for my sister and me.

Admittedly, you would think shotgunning a fellow in the face an uncountable 'mount of times, you would actually be well versed in how he looks like,

Admittedly, I wasn't.. Still not

So i applaud your ability to draw him to the finest detail of pain. Ouch
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GariandosHobbyist General Artist
Ah yes, everyone's favorite, 13 year old, maniacal demolitions prodigy.
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DmofoshoHobbyist Writer
Just desserts, Mr Fleshstick, just desserts.
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followed by the Game Over screen D:
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You spoke to me!!! Happiest day ever. *faints!*
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*fainting followed by another Game Over screen!* DX DX
trizero91489's avatar
Lol! :iconbowplz: thank you, thank you for reading my message!
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AerialiftHobbyist General Artist
LOL! This is so great! Even as a sketch it's an awesome showcase of your skills.

And Tina is always awesome.
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KyoshyuHobbyist General Artist
Oh, Tina. :)
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pinksaphiresStudent Digital Artist
This is amazingly well done sir. Your sketches are always well done.
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