So i was convinced by you young kids to get with the times and make a twitter account, for those who are so incredibly bored, they rather hear my rants, thoughts, pictures of my cats without context and maybe crappy pics wips... and whips.... and gimp suits.
Merry fucking Christmas. THE ONLY HOLIDAY I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT!
Back in Venezuela, around this time, we would tear the streets apart with fireworks. IT WAS AWESOME, all the adults were too busy getting drunk so all my cousins and me would go around blowing shit up. Bottles, trash, abandoned mangers.... ah those were the days~ AND THEN, at midnight, WE GOT FREE SHIT. Santa was the real mvp, he gave me a kick ass bicycle!
"But Joe, Christmas is a overly appreciated religious celebration with ironically pagan origins blew out of proportion by the Romans cuz they turned Christian but did not feel like moving the calendar, then taken ad
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