The Videssos Bunch

Here's the story

Of a Roman Legion

Who were hunting down a very zealous Gaul,

With a clash of magic swords,

A crossworld portal

Transported one and all.

It's the story

Of an evil wizard,

Who got off on sacrificial genocide,

He had ravaged old Kubrat,

And Skopentzana,

Spread bloodshed far and wide.

So the Romans and the old Greek doctor,

And the lonely Gaul who was now in a crunch,

Rallied to the noble Avtokrator,

That's how they became Videssos' bunch.

Videssos' bunch,

Videssos' bunch,

That's how they became Videssos' bunch.