Despite her many flaws - and perhaps because of them - I loved her. And her too. Contemplating my penchant for loving flawed women, I entertained the idea of loving every last one of them, each one cutting into my heart the wounds it so desires until I die a complete and completely broken man.
In a Christmas card:
Limits in the DiMENSiONAL budget means that only 2D bears can be held in this stocking.
Rest assured though that this: (bad charcoal-pencil picture of bear face) is the very best 2D bear available today.
You are now the bearer of the best 2D bear in EXiSTENCE.
Merry Xmas from Bert @ the Bear Bureau
employee ID: 1192316EDX
Three months ago, you were just a girl; three weeks ago, you were the craziest love affair of my life; three days ago, you were the mother of my future child.
Three hours ago, I wished you were just a girl again.