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A Coronavirus PSA Yonkoma

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A Coronavirus PSA Yonkoma

AYAKO, LES SAFER AND DR. GREEN "A Coronavirus PSA Yonkoma" by Jimmy Dimples PANEL 1 Two-shot of Les in distance walking up, and Ayako spreading out her arms in annoyed lack of understanding. 1. AYAKO:  Socially distance myself?  Why?  Look at him! 2. AYAKO:  He's not coughing or sneezing!  He doesn't have a fever!  He's not even tired!  He's fine! PANEL 2 Two shot of Ayako giving Les a big hug, much to both of their joy.  But a magnifying glass shows a bunch of germs moving off of Les and going to Ayako. 3. CAPTION:  Sure, he might not look sick, but he might be carrying it.  And now you are, Ayako. PANEL 3 Ayako moves on to offer a

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The Greenwear Revolution 03

Chapter 3 Sitting around the board room table, Les, Dr. Green, Gus and Ayako stared at the stack of money and the stack of not-yet-destroyed garments. “You realize this thing is like instant cosmetic implants in a box, right?” Dr. Green said. “Yeah,” Les countered. “Untested, non-evaluated, uninspected, unapproved instant implants.” “Still,” Dr. Green pressed, “the cosmetic surgery industry would pay a mint for this.” “More to keep it off the market, pro'lly,” Gus said. “It's a lot less messier than the knife. And a real bargain, even at 6.4 large.” R

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Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 07

Chapter 7 The "Snackeroonies!" banner flopped down and covered a raised platform with a handful of alarmed representatives and a couple of shapely plus-size models nearby a couple of pallets of cartons with snack cake packages inside.  Several college students stormed the platform and helped themselves.  But as soon as one camouflage-garbed gamer grabbed a whole freight carton, another student snatched it from his hands and tried to run off with it.  But the first looter tackled him.  "Dude!  Get your own, man!" "You go get it, brah!" the other thief said.  "This is mine!" The gamer kicked the other student in the side.  The other one sent

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The Greenwear Revolution 02

Chapter 2 “Now, breathe,” drawled Dr. Keith Randalls as she put the stethoscope on Ayako's back. Ayako did. Though she felt a little awkward about baring herself in front of someone she'd never seen before, he did seem rather friendly and compassionate, like someone who's first grandchild had been born last month. She liked him. Finally, he took the stethoscope off. “All right, Ms. Shinri, here's what I've figured. Your breath, pulse, blood temperature and pressure are a little higher than average, but they're still within safe levels. I think it might be stress from what's happened. We'll have to wait for the blood tests

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 Chapter 6 Aunt Jane looked at her niece, unsure.  "Are you positive this is a good idea, Jenny?" Jenny sighed.  "If I truly thought it wasn't, I wouldn't be going through with it.  Look, you've got my cell phone number, I've got yours.  And I've also got video and camera, know where all the police stations and emergency numbers are, you can trace me with that app I've shown you, and he'll be pretty hard to miss.  I've had dates that were shakier than this." Aunt Jane flinched.  "You have?" "Figure of speech."  She reached over and gave her a hug.  "I'll be safe and smart.  Promise." Aunt Jane sighed this time.  "All right.  You know whe

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The Greenwear Revolution 01

Chapter 1 “Twenty-eight... twenty-nine... and thirty.” Finishing the last push-up, Les Safer hopped up to standing and got ready to finish his workout with the wide arm circles. Swinging them like a windmill's fans, he let the breeze from them fan himself and try to cool and dry off the sweat. It seemed like lately he'd been going like a fan on a hot day himself. What with getting Greenwear marketed, coming up with new variants and fabrics, business trips all over to pitch it, learning how to work with Linux (thanks to their previous IT guy being a hacker and a real sleaze-ball that had to be fired and sent to jail), organizing

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Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 05

Chapter 5 Jenny pulled out her university meal program card and checked the flex dollars on it.  At least she was ready to eat.  And thankfully she wasn't restricted to the cafeteria.  They also had a Chcik-fil-A, a Wendy's, a Tijuana Flats, several fusion cuisine cafes, and many other eateries, all of which accepted her card.  She wasn't sure where to start first for lunch. Of course, her budget being what it was, she decided to check out the closest thing to a supermarket: Blipmart had a joint venture with a fresh market for a small grocery store/convenience mart on the quad.   While she expected a higher markup than a Kroger, Neighborhoo

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Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 04

Chapter 4 At 8:30 AM, Jenny Blake pulled into the parking lot past the small "Private Property" sign that the landlord must've gotten from Lowe's Hardware.  And she looked at the clump of townhouses within the brick building.  The cars were all parked in front so she'd have to take a spot next to the dumpster, but that was fine.  Well, not really, she didn't want to get her outfit dirty, but things were what they were.  She checked the make-up mirror, and figured she looked presentable enough.  And then she stepped out and checked her smart phone.  Yep.  This was the place.  At first she thought of the funny stares she'd get by the neighbors

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Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 03

Chapter 3 Darla Carlton added the bean flour to the next batch of brownie batter, and mixed it in.  Passing it to the assistant cook to spread into the baking pan, she stuck a probe into the latest baked batch of brownies and examined the protein levels.  Yes, it was twenty-five percent higher than the first one.  She was making progress.  Then she turned to the taste tester.  "All right, Charlene?  How do the brownies taste?" Charlene swiveled on her stool, her belly bumping into the table edge and pushing her away from it.  "Well, brownie A was too sweet; I could barely taste the cocoa.  Brownie B was a bit better, not too bitter, not too

When It Came, 03

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When It Came, 03

Chapter 3 Jared checked out the lunch tins in the thermal container. “Lessee... dreck, sludge, dreck, sludge, dreck, sludge... aha!” He pulled out the one with his name label on it. “Sewage!” Peter rolled his eyes as he spooned the white rice into his own hot lunch. “Well, you're the one who ordered it. Besides, what do you want for free?” “How about pate de fois gras?” Jared wisecracked. “Patty deFogwah? I'll ask if the band can play it.” “It's duck liver, ya goober.” “I knew that.” Peter picked through his own tin. “Hmmm. Fish is good, but there
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A Coronavirus PSA Yonkoma

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A Coronavirus PSA Yonkoma

AYAKO, LES SAFER AND DR. GREEN "A Coronavirus PSA Yonkoma" by Jimmy Dimples PANEL 1 Two-shot of Les in distance walking up, and Ayako spreading out her arms in annoyed lack of understanding. 1. AYAKO:  Socially distance myself?  Why?  Look at him! 2. AYAKO:  He's not coughing or sneezing!  He doesn't have a fever!  He's not even tired!  He's fine! PANEL 2 Two shot of Ayako giving Les a big hug, much to both of their joy.  But a magnifying glass shows a bunch of germs moving off of Les and going to Ayako. 3. CAPTION:  Sure, he might not look sick, but he might be carrying it.  And now you are, Ayako. PANEL 3 Ayako moves on to offer a

The Greenwear Revolution 03

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The Greenwear Revolution 03

Chapter 3 Sitting around the board room table, Les, Dr. Green, Gus and Ayako stared at the stack of money and the stack of not-yet-destroyed garments. “You realize this thing is like instant cosmetic implants in a box, right?” Dr. Green said. “Yeah,” Les countered. “Untested, non-evaluated, uninspected, unapproved instant implants.” “Still,” Dr. Green pressed, “the cosmetic surgery industry would pay a mint for this.” “More to keep it off the market, pro'lly,” Gus said. “It's a lot less messier than the knife. And a real bargain, even at 6.4 large.” R

Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 07

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Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 07

Chapter 7 The "Snackeroonies!" banner flopped down and covered a raised platform with a handful of alarmed representatives and a couple of shapely plus-size models nearby a couple of pallets of cartons with snack cake packages inside.  Several college students stormed the platform and helped themselves.  But as soon as one camouflage-garbed gamer grabbed a whole freight carton, another student snatched it from his hands and tried to run off with it.  But the first looter tackled him.  "Dude!  Get your own, man!" "You go get it, brah!" the other thief said.  "This is mine!" The gamer kicked the other student in the side.  The other one sent

The Greenwear Revolution 02

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The Greenwear Revolution 02

Chapter 2 “Now, breathe,” drawled Dr. Keith Randalls as she put the stethoscope on Ayako's back. Ayako did. Though she felt a little awkward about baring herself in front of someone she'd never seen before, he did seem rather friendly and compassionate, like someone who's first grandchild had been born last month. She liked him. Finally, he took the stethoscope off. “All right, Ms. Shinri, here's what I've figured. Your breath, pulse, blood temperature and pressure are a little higher than average, but they're still within safe levels. I think it might be stress from what's happened. We'll have to wait for the blood tests

Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 06

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Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 06

 Chapter 6 Aunt Jane looked at her niece, unsure.  "Are you positive this is a good idea, Jenny?" Jenny sighed.  "If I truly thought it wasn't, I wouldn't be going through with it.  Look, you've got my cell phone number, I've got yours.  And I've also got video and camera, know where all the police stations and emergency numbers are, you can trace me with that app I've shown you, and he'll be pretty hard to miss.  I've had dates that were shakier than this." Aunt Jane flinched.  "You have?" "Figure of speech."  She reached over and gave her a hug.  "I'll be safe and smart.  Promise." Aunt Jane sighed this time.  "All right.  You know whe

The Greenwear Revolution 01

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The Greenwear Revolution 01

Chapter 1 “Twenty-eight... twenty-nine... and thirty.” Finishing the last push-up, Les Safer hopped up to standing and got ready to finish his workout with the wide arm circles. Swinging them like a windmill's fans, he let the breeze from them fan himself and try to cool and dry off the sweat. It seemed like lately he'd been going like a fan on a hot day himself. What with getting Greenwear marketed, coming up with new variants and fabrics, business trips all over to pitch it, learning how to work with Linux (thanks to their previous IT guy being a hacker and a real sleaze-ball that had to be fired and sent to jail), organizing

Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 05

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Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 05

Chapter 5 Jenny pulled out her university meal program card and checked the flex dollars on it.  At least she was ready to eat.  And thankfully she wasn't restricted to the cafeteria.  They also had a Chcik-fil-A, a Wendy's, a Tijuana Flats, several fusion cuisine cafes, and many other eateries, all of which accepted her card.  She wasn't sure where to start first for lunch. Of course, her budget being what it was, she decided to check out the closest thing to a supermarket: Blipmart had a joint venture with a fresh market for a small grocery store/convenience mart on the quad.   While she expected a higher markup than a Kroger, Neighborhoo

Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 04

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Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 04

Chapter 4 At 8:30 AM, Jenny Blake pulled into the parking lot past the small "Private Property" sign that the landlord must've gotten from Lowe's Hardware.  And she looked at the clump of townhouses within the brick building.  The cars were all parked in front so she'd have to take a spot next to the dumpster, but that was fine.  Well, not really, she didn't want to get her outfit dirty, but things were what they were.  She checked the make-up mirror, and figured she looked presentable enough.  And then she stepped out and checked her smart phone.  Yep.  This was the place.  At first she thought of the funny stares she'd get by the neighbors

Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 03

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Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 03

Chapter 3 Darla Carlton added the bean flour to the next batch of brownie batter, and mixed it in.  Passing it to the assistant cook to spread into the baking pan, she stuck a probe into the latest baked batch of brownies and examined the protein levels.  Yes, it was twenty-five percent higher than the first one.  She was making progress.  Then she turned to the taste tester.  "All right, Charlene?  How do the brownies taste?" Charlene swiveled on her stool, her belly bumping into the table edge and pushing her away from it.  "Well, brownie A was too sweet; I could barely taste the cocoa.  Brownie B was a bit better, not too bitter, not too

When It Came, 03

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When It Came, 03

Chapter 3 Jared checked out the lunch tins in the thermal container. “Lessee... dreck, sludge, dreck, sludge, dreck, sludge... aha!” He pulled out the one with his name label on it. “Sewage!” Peter rolled his eyes as he spooned the white rice into his own hot lunch. “Well, you're the one who ordered it. Besides, what do you want for free?” “How about pate de fois gras?” Jared wisecracked. “Patty deFogwah? I'll ask if the band can play it.” “It's duck liver, ya goober.” “I knew that.” Peter picked through his own tin. “Hmmm. Fish is good, but there

Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 04

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Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi, 04

Chapter 4 At 8:30 AM, Jenny Blake pulled into the parking lot past the small "Private Property" sign that the landlord must've gotten from Lowe's Hardware.  And she looked at the clump of townhouses within the brick building.  The cars were all parked in front so she'd have to take a spot next to the dumpster, but that was fine.  Well, not really, she didn't want to get her outfit dirty, but things were what they were.  She checked the make-up mirror, and figured she looked presentable enough.  And then she stepped out and checked her smart phone.  Yep.  This was the place.  At first she thought of the funny stares she'd get by the neighbors

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I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

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Sometimes it just doesn't pay to open your mouth. Yesterday morning, I went to Ma & Dad's house to check up on the folks and go down to feed Trixie, their basset hound,  And she came and greeted me at the gate at the dog yard.  Some times she'd stay in her little dogloo (igloo shaped dog house).  Admittedly, at 15 years or so, that's pretty ancient, so I was glad she made the visit. But after I set her bowl down, petted her, and let her chow down, I noticed something on her left side of her abdomen. A very large, abnormal growth. I took a picture on my phone, and showed my parents once I returned to the house. That was very disconcer

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COVID Update: N.C. Has Gone Full Barney Fife

...and the Stay at Home Order has come to Mayberry. https://www.mtairynews.com/news/84966/84966 Thankfully, I've got full time employment with my local essentially serving Wally World.  And they went ahead and gave us letters to show the Gesundheit Gestapo if they pull us over or we have to go through Checkpoint 'Choo!ley. The big problem is if I get stopped while I"m off to check on my parents and their dog. I'm very exasperated about this.  As if not being allowed to meet in church wasn't enough. A fellow coworker reassured me that the sheriff's department isn't going to stop us; they're just looking for people who are plainly up to no

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Way Past Sick and Tired of This

No, the Wu Flu ain't got me yet.  Figured i'd better post something to reassure everyone I'm still out there. Things HAD been relatively quiet up until the past two weeks.  Then the coronavirus, Wuhan flu, Wu Flu, or whatever you want to call it, hit us like a ton of bricks.  I had been stocking things on the shelves like a good Wally World trooper, and then things slowed down since so much production and whatnot had been based in China.  People started searching for flu masks, and we didn't have them.  Then the hand sanitizer vanished from the shelves.  Then the Lysol and the wipes.  Then it got ridiculous when the toilet paper got gone.  A

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