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Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi 12 by JimmyDimples, literature

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Ayako Challenge 1000.31 by JimmyDimples, literature

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Dyna and the Spirit Corsair by JimmyDimples, literature

Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi 12 by JimmyDimples, literature

Dr. Green, Ayako and Gus: an Expat Vote Yonkoma by JimmyDimples, literature

Dyna, the Highway Guardian and Sailor Dokeshi 11 by JimmyDimples, literature

The Greenwear Revolution 10 by JimmyDimples, literature

The Greenwear Revolution 09 by JimmyDimples, literature

The Greenwear Revolution 08 by JimmyDimples, literature

Ayako Challenge 1000.31 by JimmyDimples, literature

Ayako Challenge 1000.29 by JimmyDimples, literature

Ayako Challenge 1000.28 by JimmyDimples, literature

Ayako Challenge 1000.27 by JimmyDimples, literature

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature
  • Oct 19
  • United States
  • Deviant for 15 years
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DeviantArt Originals: Participated in April Fools' Day 2018
Birthday '16: Celebrated DeviantArt's Sweet Sixteen
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My Bio
I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

Current Residence: Surry County, NC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Demented
MP3 player of choice: iPhone 4S
Shell of choice: Reese's Pieces coating
Skin of choice: KFC Original Recipe
Personal Quote: "If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans."

Favourite Visual Artist
David C. Matthews
Favourite TV Shows
The Twilight Zone, Batman the Animated Series
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Favourite Books
The Left Behind Series
Favourite Writers
C.S. Lewis, Roald Dahl, Glenn Beck
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC
Tools of the Trade
Smartphone, flash cards, stickers, monkey puppet, thankfulness for work, acting like a goofball
Other Interests
Writing, computer games, anime, girls with oomph

Shouldn't Happen to a Dog: Goodbye, Trixie

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Sometimes it just doesn't pay to open your mouth. Yesterday morning, I went to Ma & Dad's house to check up on the folks and go down to feed Trixie, their basset hound,  And she came and greeted me at the gate at the dog yard.  Some times she'd stay in her little dogloo (igloo shaped dog house).  Admittedly, at 15 years or so, that's pretty ancient, so I was glad she made the visit. But after I set her bowl down, petted her, and let her chow down, I noticed something on her left side of her abdomen. A very large, abnormal growth. I took a picture on my phone, and showed my parents once I returned to the house. That was very disconcer
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2020: Bum Voyage

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No, the Wu Flu didn't take me down. I'm still around. Reviewing my options, though. I gotta admit the current incarnation of devianART isn't kind to writers at ALL. And I have to confess, it's been too easy to simply go to my iPhone and hit Twitter or Parler. And a lot of the nifty things I had in my old format aren't there anymore. And I've been content to work, play phone games, eat, check on news, and collapse on the couch. At least I'm full time at an essential business. Folks are still alive. Church is a webcast via Facebook. I haven't been sung in choir in months. Thanksgiving was just me delivering Golden Corral to Ma and Dad, and I had to go to my brothers' houses to drop off the gifts in the driveway. But despite a touted 99+ percent survival and recovery rate, this stupid Kung Flu's got everyone else scared. I mean, my younger brother serves in the Army Reserves with the 82nd Airborne... and he jumps OUT OF PLANES. He served in Operation Positive Force cleaning
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Challenge Failure

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I wish I had something happier to have as a journal entry. But it seems that my previous 30 day 1000 word challenge was a total bust. I tried to stay with it, but couldn't make it. I ran out of time on the last day. Nobody has commented on any of the entries. I don't know if my previous readers had left me because my posting here was so infrequent, or if the "new" dA drove everybody away. I want to write, but if a writer writes, and no one is around to read it, does it really make it to print? I know I shouldn't let this discourage me. People that can read and write... should. But this hasn't been very encouraging. No matter. I'll just get some sleep, resume my workouts, and try again another time.
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Just wanted to say thank you for the crystal badge and the comment. It REALLY made my day when I read it.:)

Oh, Shoot. I forgot your birthday.


Well happy birthday, despite the late message. I've been busy with other things.

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!


On behalf of the birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.


We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!


Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team.


This greeting was brought to you by @KoudelkaW

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!