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Safer-Greenwear LLC: A Rise'n Shine Yonkoma
SAFER-GREENWEAR LLC
"A Rise'n Shine Yonoma"
by Jimmy Dimples
PANEL 1
Spread shot of a small town's downtown street corner.  It's the twilight before sunrise.  Lined up by the lamppost are Les Safer, Ayako Shinri, Gus Beaumont, and newcomer Martin Greer.  They've wearing sleepwear; and are all showing signs they've just woken up. Martin looks especially drowsy and surly.
 
1. MARTIN (t):  Dang... s'too early for this, man.
PANEL 2
A closer look to the crew.  Martin taps Les on the shoulder, getting him to look back.
2. MARTIN:  Hey, what are we doing out here at Main and Pine Street this early anyway?
3. LES:  Why, trying to please the social justice warriors out there. 
PANEL 3
Martin squints at them with disbelief and lack of understanding.  Ayako reaches up and stretches with a yawn.  Gus cracks a silly grin.
4. MARTIN:  …what?
5. AYAKO:  Hai, we're being woke...
6. GUS:  ...and intersectional!
PANEL 4
Martin
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Literature
Les Safer: A Midterm Yonkoma
LES SAFER
A Midterm Yonkoma
by Jimmy Dimples
PANEL 1
Les Safer, sporting an "I Voted" T-shirt and a smile to the readers, exits a small building.  A red, white and blue sign says "VOTE HERE" is next to the door Les just went through.
1. LES:  Hi, guys! I just voted, and I hope you will too, today!
PANEL 2
Shoulder shot of Les as he holds up a finger and makes his point.
2. LES:  Midterms might not be as big news as the presidential elections, but they matter, too.  Moreso for your town and state!
3. LES:  And after the polls close tonight, we'll wait for the totals, and both sides will move on with life as they accept the results and the elected leaders, and we all respect each other's...
PANEL 3
Les stops and stares at the reader for a second, finger still in the air.  No dialogue.
PANEL 4
Finger down, Les looks dead on at the reader, shooting a dirty look.
4.  LES: Oh, stop rolling your eyes and snickering!
5.  LES:  It COULD happen!
END!
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Literature
Tetsuko, Jimmy and Sonya: a Quotable Yonkoma
TETSUKO, JIMMY DIMPLES, AND DR. SONYA GANNON
A Quotable Yonkoma
by Jimmy Dimples
PANEL 1
Tetsuko, Jimmy and Sonya leave an auditorium.  Behind them is a poster:  "UF-Orlando College Film Fest -- Tonight:  ANIMAL HOUSE."
1. JIMMY:  Well, ladies, jerk or not, Dean Wormer was right on one thing.
2. SONYA:  Yeah? What's that?
PANEL 2
Shoulder shot of Jimmy as he holds up a finger as if to pontificate.
3. JIMMY:  "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
PANEL 3
To Jimmy's surprise, Tetsuko reaches over and hugs him.  Sonya puts a reassuring, pitying hand on his shoulder.
4.  TETSUKO:  Awww...
5.  SONYA:  Jimmy...
PANEL 4
Tetsuko keeps hugging, and Sonya keeps her hand in place.  Jimmy looks to the readers sourly.
6.  TETSUKO:  ...don't be so hard on yourself, Jimi-kun. 
7.  SONYA:  Besides, you never drink!
END!
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Literature
1000 Words of Peril: November
Scott Ronald Yancey slid the wedged chair out from under the doorknob as quietly as he could, and gingerly opened up.  Peeking out of the manager's office, he saw nothing in the hallway in the left, nothing in the right.  Taking the broom handle, he exited and crept to the mega-store's back stock room.
He didn't know if the town that evicted him would be surprised if he survived that long on his own.  He realized he shouldn't care, since they didn't about him anyway.  He'd been called "Scrawny" as a combo of Scott and "Ronnie" despite (or more likely because of) his hating that nickname.  And he'd been bottom dog of the encampment ever since the zombie breakout.  On any given scavenging trip, if he found a case of food, he'd gotten scraps, if anything at all.  He remember when he found a carton of cereal.  Twelve boxes.  He didn't even get twelve flakes.  They said it was the warriors' priority.  He wondered how he was going to be
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Literature
1000 Words of Peril: October
Locked in Aunt Sophie's guest room, Doug sat on the floor, back against the bed. How could things have gone so pear shaped in a hurry?
He'd gone to his internship at Doc Beebee's, on time as usual. He spotted Cherry Godwin seated in the waiting room, big and tall as ever. And once he got into the hall just before the records office, he spotted the doctor waiting by the door. But she did not look at him happily.
“Mr. Marcade,” she said. “Don't log in. In my office. Now.”
Apprehensively, he followed. And he checked for the exits. As he took the seat, she shut the door behind him.
“I'd done some following up on your work, Doug,” she said as she went around to her desk. “Particularly on Cherry Godwin's case. And I noticed you'd been monitoring her files very closely, against HIPPA laws.”
Doug tried to keep cool, but he knew his flinch and fidgeting with his messenger bag's shoulder strap was a tell.
“Also, it seems that every time there
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Literature
1000 Words of Peril: September
“Ohhh...”
Melissa Lockhart slowly came to, and saw she was in a plain cell-like room with an old wooden door with metal bars over the small window at head level.  She quickly felt her stomach for the Belt of Athena... and it didn't appear.
That alarmed her quite a bit.
Calming down, she retraced her steps to recall how she got in this mess.  First there was the charity auction incident in New Vista, where they were selling old pirate themed items to benefit hurricane victims down south.  And the Spirit Corsair had appeared, reportedly to reclaim some of his old property.  In the throes of that little misadventure, she remembered a GPS tracer bug that Terry Babbage had supplied her, and planted it on the back of the Corsair like a classic 'kick me' sign.  Once after he slipped away to escape, she checked the bug with a smartphone app and traced it globally.  Apparently he'd been going back and forth between some islands in the Caribbean, and a f
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Literature
1000 Words of Peril: August
Dr. Green's hybrid station wagon screeched up to a stop.  He hated wasting fuel with jackrabbit starts and brake slams, but time and life were at stake!  He sprang from the car.  "Mr. Safer!  The suits!"
"Already got 'em, Doctor!"  Les Safer grabbed four stacked garment boxes and hustled with the doctor over to Sonya Gannon where she and Tetsuko Breckenridge stood a Hail Mary pass away from the laboratory building and grounds, now completely covered with some sort of lavender goo.
Hands on hips, Tetsuko stared at the spectacle.  "It's still growing.  Slowly now, yokatta, but it's still a problem."
Dr. Gannon looked to her colleague.  "Are you absolutely certain about this, Doctor?"
Dr. Green nodded.  "Based on Les Safer's greenwear prototype and a few tweaks with my kudzu-based Mito-Chloroplast culture, these suits should absorb that growing goo up like kitty litter on an oil spill.  Should result in some crazy plant
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Literature
1000 Words of Peril: July
As the troopers milling around the lab examined the plants and pocketed the occasional fruit, the commanding officer thrusting the submachine gun at Dr. Eaton's green face sneered.  "Fundamentalist wacko."
Dr. Green didn't muzzle his snicker.  "What, was 'you rebel scum' already taken?"
Greenie. Environmentalist. Vegan. Euroweenie.  Tofu eating nancy boy.  Pompous bag of wind.  Commie socialist.  The botanist had been called all sorts and colors of things in his life.  But he'd never imagined he'd be called "religious wacko" or "fun-duh-mental-list."
Then again, he never imagined that his dear departed friend and colleague Les Safer would vanish into thin air right beside him.
Or that over a billion others worldwide would go poof, too.  But they all had.
People everywhere had come up with some sort of theory, hypothesis, or huge wild guess on why that great phenomenon happened.  Spontaneous combustion.  Radiation and the Van Allen Belt.
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Literature
1000 Words of Peril: June
Xavier traced the .22 rifle with his finger as he rode in the back of Bogie's van.  He couldn't believe they were finally leaving town.
True, he wished it were under better circumstances.  Since the Eugenian force field over Jones Meadow had brought any powered vehicle to a stop when it tried to cross and electrically shocked and kicked back any people who tried to walk through, the entire town had been trapped.  And they'd been cut off from broadcast and satellite signals, so they couldn't communicate with the outside world.  The giant staff that had landed in the middle of town not only acted as the tower that spread out the force field, but also a public address.  The immediate commander, Valoria, said that the town had been sealed off for the duration of the battle between the air base, and that no one would be allowed to leave for the time being.  
Underground cable communication and power still worked, thankfully.  And that had given Xavier and
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Literature
1000 Words of Peril: May
Sammy the squirrel looked through the trees down below to the big, big structure on the hill over the lake.  He had very mixed feelings about it.  Sure, it was a wonderful place explore, to gather food for winter, to even stop and eat.  But he sure didn't care for the two-legged walkers that lived inside.  
The two-leggers didn't seem to protest when he collected random seeds in the front, where the green grass grew short and the rivers of black stone grew hot in the summer.  But in the back between the hillside and the lake, that was where the food was really good.  Great.  It was simply sitting there, hanging in the air by some sort of very hard blue or green branches from the structure.  The birds came by and ate freely from them.
So much fell down when they ate.  Sunflower seeds. Dry mealworms (and he didn't think those would be any good until he tried them). The occasional dry berry.  He was happy to collect whatever fell down to t
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Literature
1000 Words of Peril: April
My descent into employment started the usual way:  waking up from drugged unconsciousness.  This time I sat in a collapsible vinyl chair behind a commercial building.  Baron Braggadocio stood over me, flanked by his two Amazon assistants Geraldine and Heather.  
"Well, now, Mr. Caytor," he said.  "glad you could join us."
"So what's the occasion this time, Baron?" I asked.
He rubbed his hands and grinned with a gruesome glee.  "Oh, I wanted to introduce you to our latest fiendish plot.  This time it's against Small Town USA and the mom and pop stores nationwide.  Something that will utterly up-end and decimate the business landscape of this very community!  Meet Bethany!"
Around Heather stepped a petite woman with shortly bobbed lemon blond hair.  And I would've eaten the lit candles of her next birthday cake if she had even cleared her teens.  And she sported khaki slacks, a neat white blouse, a dark blue polyester vest, and a nam
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Literature
1000 Words of Peril: April...?
"Ohhh...."
Les Safer found himself lying on his back, looking up at a sparkling blue and gold tile ceiling.
"Where am I, Toto?" he whispered.
Slowly rising from the very soft, wide matress, Les let the plush, thick, quilted, almost pillow-like comforter slide down a little. He saw he was still in his boxer briefs.
A soft hand rested on his right shoulder. “Please,” a young woman's voice gently urged, “rest.”
To his right, Les saw a long-haired, attractive if pleasantly plump Korean woman at his bedside. She said, “You were nearly frozen to death when Chun Hei brought you in.”
“Chun Hei?” he asked.
“The woman who broke out of that prison, found you tied to that tree, and brought you here.”
“Here?”
Les looked around. He was in a big bed in a room with a lot of pastel colors, floral decor, and the occasional large plush animal doll. He then focused on the girl. “Is this her bedroom?”
“No, actually, i
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Literature
1000 Words of Peril: March
“HETERO HATE IS NOT OKAY!
“STRAIGHT WHITE BIGOTS, GO AWAY!
“HETERO HATE IS NOT OKAY!
“STRAIGHT WHITE BIGOTS, GO AWAY!”
Mr. and Mrs. Godwin sat in front of the television.  They were thankful that they still could pick up local digital broadcasts since they cut the cord to subscription TV. But they sure didn't like what was unfolding on the screen. Throngs of young adults milled around the campus quad and the stage out on the grass.
“Oh, dear,” Mumzy said. “Is our daughter in that mess?”
Raymond patted her hand. “Cherry's smart,” he reassured. “She's also bigger and stronger than ever. And she's level headed. She should be fine.”
But then he spotted something in the crowd that made him bite his tongue. Because he knew if he pointed it out, Mumzy would be frantic.
Two students had their hoods pulled up. And one had on a Guy Fawkes mask while the other had dark goggles, and a bandanna pulled over the nose a
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Literature
Cherry and the 'He's Gay' Guy
"Look, there he is!"
"Is that him?"
"Sure looks like him."
"Yeah!  That's the 'He's Gay' guy!"
Growing very self-centered with his coffee and strawberry pastry, Gary McGregor pulled his hoodie's cowl over his head and tried to flag a server to get a to-go box and cup.  He was now wishing he'd never said that catch phrase in the first place.
The yokel that said Gary's involuntary web nickname came up to his table.  "C'mon, say it!"
He quickly turned to the register and counter.  "Excuse me, can I get this to go, please?"
"Aw, come on, say it!" the uninvited fellow said.  "'He's gaaaaay!'"
"Look, sorry, but legally I can't say that phrase anymore.  It's copyrighted."
"Copyrighted?! By who?"
"Never mind that. Legal stuff, lawsuits, royalties, you know how it goes."
"Aw, come on!" the guy pressed.  "I won't tell anyone!"
"Yeah, I want to make sure." Gary turned to the clerks.  "Hey, I need a box and paper cup, please!"
"Hey, don't start getting all a
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1000 Words of Peril: February
"Is this absolutely necessary, ladies?"
Wedged in between two immensely fat security ladies each easily more than double his size and mass, the Highway Guardian sat strapped to the office chair, waiting in front the twin oak double doors.
The intercom buzzed.  "Honey? Cookie?  Please bring him in."
"Yes, Ms. Gordina," one of HG's captors replied.
Staying close, the two gargantuan guards pushed his chair through the doors as they swung open.  Beyond, long flowing curtains covered the walls like in an old movie theater.  Around them stood potted fruit trees, stainless steel refrigerators, cupboards and kitchen cabinets.  Right in the middle was an immense white-topped kidney-shaped desk and someone seated in the middle of a sofa looking away from them at a world map covering the back wall.
But then the sofa... or rather, a very, very wide, plush executive chair... pivoted around.  And right in the middle was an even huger, almost perfectly round-bodied woman
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Hey, guys, it's Valentine's Day again.  Or as I call it, Thursday.  Now I was going to go into full Bah Humbug mode and either razz and talk trash about the holiday or at least blow it off.  But nope.  I'm here to stand up for it a little with a...



United States of America JIMMYDIMPLES dA JOURNAL POLITICAL RANT. United States of America

Or rather, a NON-Political Rant.  It'll make sense, just read on.

Earlier when I woke up, I listened to KC O'Dea in the Morning.  And he clued me into something called Post-Trump Sex Disorder.

Yes, this actually is a thing.  www.foxnews.com/health/preside…

According to this, some folks can't enjoy their companionship because Trump is President.

Now, look.  Let me paint this scenario, guys.  Let's say you've found this lovely lady.  She's kind, she's sweet, she's giving, she's humorous, she's sporting a lovely fragrance, she's got beautiful eyes, she's got high cheekbones, she's got wavy, soft hair, she's got curves and plushness in all the right places, she's she's got a monstrously HUGE...

..."Weird Al" Yankovic CD collection.

And finally, after you've both gone out to a wonderful movie and a sumptuous supper, you're about to drop her off at her place like the gentleman you are.  But then she wants you to come in for a quick cup of coffee before you leave.

Uh-huh. ;)

She has you wait on the couch while she ducks in the kitchen to get the coffee maker ready, and to... slip into something more comfortable.  As you wait, you wonder why you don't hear anything much brewing in there.  And about fifteen minutes later... she enters the room in a pretty sheer long nightshirt.  And that's it.

She approaches, sits down beside you, and then she drapes her arms around your neck, cozies up to you, pulls you toward herself with a strength that you didn't know she had, presses her chest against you, and pulls your lips just a fourth of an inch from hers.  And she's ready for you to give her a hug, or kiss, or... well, you fill in the blank.

And then you say...

"...no.  I can't.  I'm not in the mood... because that $%&*+/?! is in office!!"

SAID NO. ONE. EVER.

Speaking personally, I'm quite celibate and unattached.  But if I had the blessing, joy, privilege and wonderful gift to have a sweetheart as my one-and-only, and she was okay with our sharing close hugs, kisses, undying loyalty, and that wonderful thing called LOVE... politics would be nowhere in the same hemisphere just then!

And if you can't get the other political party out of your head long enough for that... please.  Get help.  Talk to a friend.  See a pastor or therapist.  All sincerity and no sarcasm here.  You can't possibly be happy this way.
  • Listening to: "Love in Bloom" -- Spike Jones & His City Slickers
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I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

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JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks very kindly. :thanks:
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KurisuWriting Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2018
My pleasure.  Glad since last year I was a little late.
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JJJMadness Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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dwarfpriest Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birf, man!
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JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks kindly. :-D
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KurisuWriting Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2017
Oh sorry.  Forgot about your birthday.  Well I hope it was a nice one.
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