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Veggiesaurus, Lex, VEGGIEsaurus.
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Artist // Hobbyist // Traditional Art
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My Bio
My name is Jey.
"Isn't it nice to know a lot? And a little bit. . . not."

Current Residence: the bathypelagic zone
Favourite photographer: Joshua Hoffine
Favourite style of art: 'toony stylized
Shell of choice: Mondoshawan
Favourite cartoon character: Helga Pataki, Mark Hamill's Joker, everyone on The Venture Bros.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
ones that get me made fun of
Favourite Writers
Jacquelyn Howell, the Sfémonster, Ray Bradbury and Chuck Palahniuk
Tools of the Trade
straight razor & K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s
Other Interests
ugly things, cute things and cute ugly things

Wow Hello What

Wow Hello What

I... exist! Usually on Tumblr, but what the heck, DA, you never done me wrong (far as I remember). I miss comments. So I'm making the perennial attempt to be more active here again, and maybe this time it'll take. How the heck is everyone? You're still there, right? I'm doing a webcomic now (since almost a year ago, actually). I don't plan to flood my gallery with every page, but you can read it on Tumblr here: http://jobsatisfactioncomic.tumblr.com/post/110973331463 (And hopefully on its own actual site in the future.) It's a slice-of-life modern fantasy(/horror/occult?) thing about hot demons and not being normal. Just hit twenty pages!

Custom Eyeball Pendants Available

Custom Eyeball Pendants Available

Just a heads up that I finally made custom eyeball pendants available in my Etsy shop! You know, like these? http://jeybarnes.deviantart.com/art/New-Eyeball-Pendants-354959123 But in ANY COLOR YOU WANT (in the spectrum of light visible to humans). Check out all the rad customization options: https://www.etsy.com/listing/170337817/custom-eyeball-pendant?ref=shop_home_active I'm trying to raise money to table at Monsterpalooza and I got a looong way to go. If you dig eyeballs, please consider getting one! :eye:

Nosferatus and Petunia the Ukulele

Nosferatus and Petunia the Ukulele

Criminy. I haven't written a journal here since 2010. Let's get that exhausted plea for mercy off my front page. I'm making a vampire-themed coloring book! http://prawnlegs.tumblr.com/post/50507542305/so-who-likes-vampire-coloring-books-i-bet-its Are you excited? I am playing the ukulele. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZpQCXh2LoQ And even singing. With help. Life zooms.

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...the happiest of (late) birthdays to you....may this year be a prosperous and joyous one!...X3
Coyoteprinceart Digital Artist
:heart::heart::heart:
JeyBarnesHobbyist Traditional Artist
*<* <3
...a very happy birthday to you master artist...hope all is well for you and yours...=3
...the happiest of birthdays to you great artist....hope you're having a totally rad time...=3
...the happiest of birthdays to you great artist...=3
SejuayHobbyist Traditional Artist
Is it really your birthday today? HAPPY ONE OF THOSE