This is why you don't let me have multiple fandoms. Crack forms. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney was never meant to deal with law-breaking aliens like the Doctor.
Later, liberal doses of retcon is used by the prosecution.
And cookies for the people who can guess who the original alien is that the Doctor was fighting....(Hint: He lures his victims by coercing them to go swimming...).
I so have a suit fetish. Really, it's a bit too obvious now.
Dedicated to ~swankkat
, who was infected by me during Otakon. Sadly, the crack is just too strong for one to resist.