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Over Easy by jerryhazard, visual art

Artist // Professional // Varied
Albino Llama: Llamas are awesome! (84)
My Bio
I'm a green-fingered scrappy card shark who can talk to animals, descended from a line of powerful witches...

a streetsmart guerilla-bounty hunter with a passion for fast cars, fast women, and who hangs with the wrong crowd...

A suave, part Innuit medicine-man with the soul of a mighty warrior...

Brief personal insight: When I was only 6 years old, my father gave a pet rabbit which taught me how to play chess and dance like Michael Jackson. Father gave it away when he came home one day discovered I had fed it liquid soap.

I live in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I ride bikes. A lot.

My attention is split up among different social communities. I wander betwixt them like the wind, so If I'm not here for a while, I am most likely frequenting one of the other hotspots, most likely fb or mtbr.

Current Residence: Albuquerque
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large
Print preference: I do like prints
Favourite genre of music: I like music, any kind of music...
Favourite photographer: J.Saudek,MishaGordon,robert P.harrison
Favourite style of art: Fighting without Fighting
Operating System: XP, sarcasm and cynisim
MP3 player of choice: Some sony thingy...
Shell of choice: Toes
Wallpaper of choice: anything + wheatpaste
Skin of choice: given up skin for an exoskeleton
Favourite cartoon character: Snoopy, nailbunny
Personal Quote: you can still see them in the desert...

Favourite Visual Artist
Picasso, Gustav Dore, hockney
Favourite Movies
JAWS, CE3K, Fight Club, Lost Skeleton, Beat Street
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Tom Waits, System, Run DMC
Favourite Writers
Rakim, Seen, Phase2,Mode2,Lokiss
Favourite Games
Traffic (as long as I'm on my bicycle)
Favourite Gaming Platform
Media lies, Government control
Tools of the Trade
300d, 20D, T2i, GoPro 3
Other Interests
BICYCLES, EDGY expressive art, outside, Wife

Hello Midlife Crisis

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Or whatever it is that has me building a 20" bike and relearning to ride it all over again. I was asked by a friend to document my return to the BMX world, and I'm trying find a medium to use to record it. Word or InDesign seems overkill, and notepad is too... Mr. Robot or something. Since DA sent me an email today, I thought maybe I'd try here. So, I'm 52, soon to be 53. I've been a "deviant" forever and a day, since before FB showed up, but I've been inactive longer than active by now. What can I say? Life has been worse, despite the current plague and pre-election garbage. Like many, I express most passionately when things are, well, fucked up. And that has not been the case, mostly, for the last decade. Not even when I hit 50, was rolling with the punches. But this year, something caught up with, or just caught me. Passion for things I loved doing for so long was just dormant. Not apathy or disinterest. Just lack of interest. So I sat, and for the first time in
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Welcome back...

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So... seems facebook has taken over the world since I sorta left a few years back.  Crazy.  Never cared much for myspace, friendster and all that, and I really only joined fb under duress from peers.  As much I don't like it.. actually, I think it's okay for the most part - I can see what everyone I know is up to at a glance, and even see what other people are to too. Problem is, not everyone I know are the creative type.  Not there's anything wrong with that, but if you're on DA then you know where I'm comin from. That, and well, life has been.... good for the last few years.  Great, actually.  And other than riding, creatively I seem to (
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January 2010

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Small creek on my commute to work... So - Happy new year to everyone, and hope all your holidays went keenly. I had a week off between x-mas and new years, in which I did absolutely nothing worthwhile.  Which is fine, as I needed time to recover from our trip to Mexico.  Spent a week in and near Playa Del Carmen, south of Cancun. Cancun, seen from our departing flight....  miss it for sure. We had a very posh environment for our stay - and all-inclusive hotel nearly a stones-throw from the beach.  Took several day trips to nearly local ruins and other attractions.  Snorkeled for my first time, what a trip, even swam over a stingray.  I
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Just stopping by to say hello :hug: Have a wonderful day!
Loving the MTB photos .. some very cool photography
Happy Holidays! :santa:
Hello :wave:
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