Shop Forum More Submit  Join Login
About Deviant Artist Warrior trapped in a fat otaku.31/Male/United States Recent Activity
Deviant for 13 Years
Needs Core Membership
Statistics 163 Deviations 1,776 Comments 11,760 Pageviews

Newest Deviations

Mermaid resting pattern by Jerohan Mermaid resting pattern :iconjerohan:Jerohan 0 0
The Redemption of Bantley
The Redemption of Bantley
Samuel Previs
The red-robed figure moved about slowly in his chambers. The room was small, with only enough room for a bed, chest of drawers with a mirror fixed upon the top, and a desk, chair, and a small shelf for his collection of books. Though the sheets on the bed were fine silk, and the shelf full of the most expensive books and scrolls of arcane magic money could buy, the walls were roughly hewn from the cave in which the temple lay. But it was fitting, even if you were only a few mere rituals and a successful assassination away from being the head priest of Lorgoth of the Eternal Hells.
There was a knock at the door, and the figure turned, fixing his glaring eyes upon the door.
“Who dares disturb my preparations?”
“Master Bantley,” a voice answered, “I was sent from his gloriousness Lord Agrathar to inform you that the sacrifice is ready. All priests for the ritual are to head for the chamber now.”
The figure scoffed, and
:iconjerohan:Jerohan 1 2
The Tale of Bjornodd
The Tale of Bjornodd
Samuel Previs
“Tell me, Bjornodd… what is strength?”
The small bear sat before his father in the snow, looking up to the mountainous figure whom perched on a rock. It was tradition of the tribe to go to top of the mountain, their home, upon the day that a child became an adult, to educate them for one full week in the ways of the sword, and in the ways of the gods of Nordheim. Thus was the decree made centuries ago by the only female to have led the tribe, Vixia the Pitiless.
“Strength,” the younger bear began, “Is the power of one’s arm. It is the ability to kill your enemies with ease, and to prove your place among your people.”
The world became a blinding field of black and stars, and the younger bear awoke to find his father standing over top of him.
“Fifteen winters,” the larger warrior began, gesturing towards the endless mountains of the north, “Fifteen winters, and you have yet to learn the greatest les
:iconjerohan:Jerohan 1 8
Ninja vs Pirates research
Previs (pg. 1)
Sam Previs
August 1, 2007
Ninja vs. Pirates
Modern America is highly fascinated with things that are much different than itself, especially in things of the past, and even more so of ancient things from other lands. Two of these popular objects of fascination are ninjas and pirates. One is an ancient and highly mysterious assassin from Japan, and the other are thieves who roamed the seas a few centuries ago. In certain parts of our culture some people actually debate which are better. But its so simple; how can anyone debate or argue that a bunch of undisciplined men could even compete with highly trained and skilled assassins? The answer is simple; ninjas are better.
The first thing to look at is the history and areas of both. Ninjas originate from the feudal era of Japan, and its origins are generally linked to the famous Chinese military book The Art of War, by Sun Tzu. Though The Art of War is believed to be the source of this mysterious, ancient craft by some histor
:iconjerohan:Jerohan 1 16
Sam's Art Meme by Jerohan Sam's Art Meme :iconjerohan:Jerohan 0 14 Forum 3dsMax by Jerohan Forum 3dsMax :iconjerohan:Jerohan 1 3 Conan movie poster by Jerohan Conan movie poster :iconjerohan:Jerohan 1 2 Orphan's Nightmare by Jerohan Orphan's Nightmare :iconjerohan:Jerohan 0 3 Stamp- Paladins by Jerohan Stamp- Paladins :iconjerohan:Jerohan 4 1 Vindicator's Doubt by Jerohan Vindicator's Doubt :iconjerohan:Jerohan 2 7 Stamp- I love violence by Jerohan Stamp- I love violence :iconjerohan:Jerohan 63 7 Jerohan the God 2 by Jerohan Jerohan the God 2 :iconjerohan:Jerohan 0 2 T3h Shr00m by Jerohan T3h Shr00m :iconjerohan:Jerohan 0 4 Jerohan the God, colored by Jerohan Jerohan the God, colored :iconjerohan:Jerohan 0 3 Jerohan the God by Jerohan Jerohan the God :iconjerohan:Jerohan 0 5 Dunamis' Nightmare by Jerohan Dunamis' Nightmare :iconjerohan:Jerohan 0 0

Random Favourites

fight? by tobiee fight? :icontobiee:tobiee 4,457 554 Alien by saritta202 Alien :iconsaritta202:saritta202 415 82 I'm Bringing Sexy Back by Kaze-Hime
Mature content
I'm Bringing Sexy Back :iconkaze-hime:Kaze-Hime 4,822 962
Peek-a-Boob Squeek by ShoNuff44
Mature content
Peek-a-Boob Squeek :iconshonuff44:ShoNuff44 891 123
the song in your heart by yaizel the song in your heart :iconyaizel:yaizel 35 35 Final Fran by ShoNuff44 Final Fran :iconshonuff44:ShoNuff44 924 84 What are YOU saying? part 4 by ShoNuff44
Mature content
What are YOU saying? part 4 :iconshonuff44:ShoNuff44 1,095 422
Thousand day warfare by 0r0ch1 Thousand day warfare :icon0r0ch1:0r0ch1 374 126 kitty..or something like that by chochi kitty..or something like that :iconchochi:chochi 774 69 glenn oldie handpainted ... by chochi glenn oldie handpainted ... :iconchochi:chochi 454 35 The ULTIMATE Question.. by ShoNuff44 The ULTIMATE Question.. :iconshonuff44:ShoNuff44 2,678 821 The 2007  Ninja Corp. Cookout by ShoNuff44 The 2007 Ninja Corp. Cookout :iconshonuff44:ShoNuff44 3,173 592 IdolShepherd's Commission by ShoNuff44 IdolShepherd's Commission :iconshonuff44:ShoNuff44 1,102 75 Groudon Crush by bittenhard Groudon Crush :iconbittenhard:bittenhard 1,546 486 Cowgirl by Big-e6 by klmsama
Mature content
Cowgirl by Big-e6 :iconklmsama:klmsama 250 30
Shred meets Julie Bruin by ShoNuff44 Shred meets Julie Bruin :iconshonuff44:ShoNuff44 1,091 232



Warrior trapped in a fat otaku.
United States
Current Residence: Acworth, GA
Favourite genre of music: Any. I judge by the song, not the style.
Favourite photographer: Playboy photographers? *Shrug*
Favourite style of art: Say it with me now, people: "ANIME!"
Operating System: Windows, 'cause Im an idiot with computers that dreams of being a game programmer. O.O
MP3 player of choice: SanDisk
Shell of choice: The blue shells in MarioKart!
Wallpaper of choice: I change it about 5 times a day O.o
Skin of choice: The skin of others. I make them into clothes. ^_^
Favourite cartoon character: Mugen, Ichigo, Naruto, Black Mage
Personal Quote: What!? Your into that sort of sick crap!? Awesome, me too!
  • Listening to: The teacher telling us about HTML coding
  • Reading: The text book.
  • Watching: Shoot 'Em Up! (Awesome movie! ^^)
  • Playing: Mortal Kombat Armageddon
  • Eating: Woke up too late to snag breakfast...
  • Drinking: Nothing
Stole this from ~foxlee who stole this from ~lock-of-hyrule

[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[X] I think I'm ugly sometimes. (Only because of my weght.)
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily. (But unlike most people, I can tolerate the pain)
[x] I wish my hair was a different color. (Wish I was a blonde.)
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. (Not so much, but sometimes, I gotta look in the mirror...)
[] I have/I've had braces.
[X] I wear glasses. (And love 'em. ^^)
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I wouldn't be able to resist losing my gut for free/risk-free, and maybe enhance a few pieces here and there...)
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercing.
[] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.

[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home. (Only for a few hours, parents were fighting)
[] I've been kicked out of the house. (ALMOST, but not quite)
[] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old. (Close, but no cigar)
[x] I want to have kids someday. (I want to have, like, 19 kids...)
[] I have a child.
[] I've lost a child.

[x] I'm in school. (ITT Tech, studying video game design)
[x] I have a job. (Burger King... T.T Better than unemployment, though...)
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (Psychology and Chemestry...)
[] I almost always do my homework.
[] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my job. (But only because the job was quite frankly abusive.)
[x] I've been fired. (Apparently "Hell", in reference to the place, and in a joke, constitutes as swearing.)

[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. (That's not embarrassing. We "lol" all the time. We SPEAK L33T!)
[] Disney movies still make me cry. (Its been a long time...)
[x] I've peed from laughing. (And cried at the same time)
[] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried. (and peed at the same time)
[x] I've glued my hand to something. (Kitchen counter)
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples. (Three stitches on my palm. Can still see the scar.)
[x] I've broken a bone. (My right wrist, twice, and neither time realized it, so its all messed up and constantly hurts now)
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed. (Almost time for it, though)
[] I've had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

[] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (I was never the driver, but still traveled that far)
[x] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada.
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. (ROME WAS AWESOME!)
[] I've been to Africa.

[x] I've gotten lost in my city. (I hate cities... give me the boonies and the suburbs any day)
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (And been kicked... it Tae Kwon Do classes, it happens by accident alot)
[] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (Drank orange juice, but not milk...)
[x] I've crashed a car. (two cars... >.>)
[] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play. (I was one of the Witch's guards in Wizard of Oz, and the only one that was a guy!)
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern lights.
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken. (On bikes with my brothers)
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi. (In Rome)
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Dunno why people like it so much...)
[x] I've eaten sushi. (Theres an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet in town. ^^)
[] I've been snowboarding.

[] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[x] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.

[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler. (Cuddles FTW!)
[] I've been kissed in the rain.
[] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger

[] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. (Cheat codes for video games, and I often lie about my stats and dice rolls in D&D... and I dont even pay attention to encumberance rules...)
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.
[x] I've been suspended from school. (Often... >.>)
[x] I've witnessed a crime. (Drugs)
[x] I've been in a fist fight. (Lots of them...)
[] I've been arrested. (I ALWAYS GET AWAY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

[x] I've consumed alcohol. (apparently Im very giggly and friendly and happy when drunk)
[] I regularly drink.
[] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[] I've smoked weed
[] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (They taste like CANDY! Halls brand, citrus fruit flavors, vitamin C enhanced... cant get enough. )
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem (Never had to, but come close)
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed. (which ends up making shit worse, which makes me more depressed, which makes things worse... ad nauseum.)
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying. (Nope, but I've woken up swinging my fist twice. both times into the wall)

[x] I'm afraid of dying. (Sitless. But its not so much the process of dying as rather what is beyond... I think the idea of total oblivion, of there being no afterlife, scares me more than the thought of hell).
[x] I hate funerals. (Its always family, and it always makes me wish I spent more time with them... I miss my great grandparents...)
[] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide. (My older brother... when he told me, I nearly slapped him for being such an idiot.)
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide. (As I said, scared shitless of death)
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.

[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player. (And have that thing clued to me like a part of my own body)
[x]I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. (But can never get enoug. O.o)
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. (I... would kill myself, despite my fear of death.)
[x] I own something from Hot Topic. (A couple shirts, one of which says "I <3 Hentai", a necklace, and a pair of Naruto gloves (I lost my Naruto headband T.T)
[] I own something from Pac Sun. (From what?)
[x] I collect comic books. (Well, I collect manga. Same diff?)
[] I own something from The Gap. (I think... I dunno. Clothes are clothes.)
[] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.

[x] I can sing well. (Only low, deep notes, like in an opera.)
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it.
[x] I watch the news. (My work has a huge TV right in front of me and it plays CNN 24/7)
[] I don't kill bugs. (I slaughter fire-ants with glee, laughing maniacally as I crush them, or drown them, or poison them, or BURN THEM! BURN! BURN THEM ALL, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *notices people staring* o.o)
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly. (Ask anyone I go to school with, one guy who was in the navy says I swear worse than most sailors.)
[] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person. (I used to be, but as the years progressed... Im still better than most, though).
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (No, but can help you make FREE ringtones for yourself if you upload the music! ^^)
[x] I'm a snob about grammar. (But, then again, I've been known to completely forsake it. lol ur mom iz ghey!!!!1)
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I twirl my hair. (Not long enough)
[] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[] I love being neat. (My dad has often described his displeasure with my room by saying "if a cop walked in here, he'd say there were signs of a struggle.")
[] I love Spam
[] I've copied over 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well. (I rarely do it, but when I do, its usually good)
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue (BLUE TEAM HAS THE FLAG!!!)
[] I've worn pajamas to school. (I HATE when people do that)
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun. (Just point and click. -.- Seriously, though, its pretty easy... and fun)
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly. (Not with this new diet Im on, where in the last 4 months I've lost over 50lbs! HA!)
[x] I believe in ghosts. (Sometimes. Most circumstances are merely coincidence, but sometimes...)
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message. (Not always, but very often.)
[] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish. (My neck is my weakest point.)
[x] I love white chocolate
[] I bite my nails.
[XXXXX] I play video games. (Been deprived of sleep lately because of it)
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names. (HORRIBLE!)
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Make video games and have sex)

[x] All of those are answered honestly.


Add a Comment:
buka-limon Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2010   General Artist
Thanks for fav :)
Leochi Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2010
Thanks a lot for faving "Evil Child"! :) :heart:
PocketshNa Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: on [link]
robtbo Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2009
Thanks much for the :+fav: on Now This Is Red! =D
Shadow-Gecko Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2009
Thank for the Fave on Anime Barbarian!
self-replica Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the favs on Rika!
umbrafox Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: :D
minak-shpinak Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
Thanks for visit at my gallery and fav! :) :hug:
sephodwyrm Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
Thanks for the fav~
WoodWose Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
Diolh yn fawr for the :+fav:
Add a Comment: