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Artist // Professional // Traditional Art
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My Bio
“If an artist does not spring to his work as a soldier to the breach, if once within the crater he does not labor as a miner buried in the earth, if he contemplates his difficulties instead of conquering them one by one, the work remains unachieved, production becomes impossible, and the artist assists the suicide of his own talent…The solution of the problem can be found only through incessant and sustained work…True artists, true poets, generate and give birth today, tomorrow, ever. From this habit of labor results a ceaseless comprehension of difficulties which keep them in communion with the muse and her creative forces.”
~ Honore de Balzac
“Cousin Bette”

"We hold no great secret except this: We know that all endeavor is art when rendered with conviction."
~Charles de Lint

I love Jerry Minor!
He’s one of Seattle’s best neo-romantic artists, graphic designers, and knife photographers. He photographed some of the finest examples of hand made one-of-a-kind custom knives, swords, and daggers by some of the most well known and respected knifesmiths in the world. He has helped create many original and haunting comic book stories including Rock Vixens, Bog – Swamp Demon, Power of the Golem, Return of Megaton Man, and the ekoostik hookah classic Alexander. He has also had a hand in the ink & paint animation department on Creepshow II and was an extra in several George Romero productions including the remake of Night of the Living Dead and the Dario Argento co-produced Two Evil Eyes.

I hate Jerry Minor!
He has gotten to hang out with the likes of William Gibson, Christopher Moore, Neil Gaiman, Charles de Lint, Charles Vess, and Brian Froud, amongst a host of others. He’s done illustrations based on some of his favorite author’s works such as Harlan Ellison, Elizabeth Hand, and Steven Brust. He is currently at work on a series of paintings based on the Tarot Major Arcana, which he has studied for over 20 years.

I fancy Jerry Minor!
He comes off as sarcastic and has a smart-ass attitude. He claims it's a natural defense against drama, bullshit, and stupidity. He swears he’s not sarcastic, just hilarious. He’s not annoying- just cooler than you.
He may be a bastard but it’s because he probably just doesn’t like you.
And he’s definitely not obsessed with your best friend.

Your Attention Please:

No Live Nude Lesbian Models were harmed in the writing of this profile This profile was written with the proper authorization of all authorities. Any likeness, actual or imagined, is unintended and the product of your own zealous, over-inflated imagination and sense of self-importance.

Moose trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER. Celebrity voices are impersonated, badly, and said celebrities were also unharmed during this profile's creation. Llama trained to fill out and file complicated tax forms by JURGEN WIGG-PROT.

This profile is fat free, hypo allergenic, and contains no harmful additives, toxins or illegal substances. Being all natural and made from 68% post-consumer material, we hope to present a profile that you'll be able to keep, cherish, and let your children cuddle up to at night. It has no pointy sides, no small parts, and your toddler need not worry about choking on it. No drugs or money are kept in this profile. It is for blood and urine specimens only.

.. No animals were harmed in the creation of this profile, except for: a baby Harp seal, seven bonytailed Chubs, a rare albino African boa, a school of dolphins, a flock of Aleutian geese, fifty-seven Elvis impersonators and one Liza Minnelli drag queen, an alpha chimp, a gaggle of Banbury Springs limpets, two Indian bull elephants, eighteen University of Washington psyche students and twelve drama/media majors, seventeen cows, an Amish farmer and his cart (amazingly the horse escaped and is now on tour as side-kick to Ralph the Wonder Llama), two condors, a fanboy named David "Dabe" Coovert, a.k.a. Cypher, a Shetland pony, a rare black rhino, a silver-backed gorilla named "Tony", a Northern spotted owl who willl only answer to the name of "Shirley", a family of Savannah baboons, a leper from Calcutta named "Brenda", six pandas, eighty-three domesticated house cats, and a spider monkey known only as "Bob".

Approach at your own risk.

Fresh baked goods are a safe bet....


I’ve been a Seattle based artist/illustrator since February 2002.
I've professionally photographed for Knives Annual, Blade Magazine, Blades International, and Coltelli(Italy).
I’m also at work on illustrating my own Tarot deck.

Tracking The Beast:

My URL (Check it out, Maynard!)

www.facebook.com/jerantino

Mayhemers!

www.modelmayhem.com/87331

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Current Residence: Seattle area
deviantWEAR sizing preference: 3XL
Print preference: 11" X 14"
Favourite genre of music: The good kind
Favourite photographer: Ira Meyer
Favourite style of art: illustration
Shell of choice: Conch
Wallpaper of choice: I prefer paint
Skin of choice: Mine!
Favourite cartoon character: Spike Spiegel
Personal Quote: "Don't do anything I'd want to watch."

Favourite Visual Artist
Michael Kaluta, Michael Parkes, Walt Simonson, Barry Windsor-Smith
Favourite Movies
Young Frankenstein, Hellboy, The Station Agent
Favourite TV Shows
Bones, Doctor Who, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Great Big Sea, Sting, Matt Nathanson, The Replacements
Favourite Books
Waking the Moon, Deathbird Stories, To Reign in Hell
Favourite Writers
Harlan Ellison, Elizabeth Hand, Steven Brust
Favourite Games
Involves pencils, paper, and dice.
Tools of the Trade
Hank of hair, bit of bone.
Other Interests
Nude models, whale gutting, and bell ringing.

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coachwittHobbyist General Artist
BUT is your profile GLUTTEN FREE? How many CFC molecules were utilized during its creation? All of your aids and moose trainers sound, celebrity voices and all, to be white, European, and male. The gatekeepers of all that is PC will be notified........
Grace-ZedHobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave. I'm happy that you like it.   :happy: 
Happy birthday, suh!
coastbeachartistProfessional Digital Artist
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                    Happy Birthday Jerantino!

We admire your artistic pursuits. Your Light goes out into the world and we are a much better place with you here.

Jerantino, we wish for you that the coming year be filled with joy, health and prosperity in all of your art and life endeavors.

Blessed be,

Grant 

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Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
JerantinoProfessional Traditional Artist
Thanks For The Llama Emote