0) Open randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around
5) Post these rules
1. This is you
DUDE I have meat tenderizer arms! YAY
2. This pokemon is your rival
NO TOO CUTE
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
NO go away
NO go away
4. This pokemon is stalking you
gabflabbin furries no
5. This pokemon just stole your cake
go ahead dude!
6. This is your Lab partner
Here, drink this fizzing thing I just made
7. This is your best friend
Yep, you are
8. This pokemon is about to fight you
I'm going to just go die now?
9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes
I'll just go buy some new shoes...
10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
I'm okay with this!
11. This pokemon is your pet
12. This is your new roommate
Well, they might survive my mood swings
13. This is your new boss
Can I get a raise?
14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night
I feel so safe now <3
15. This pokemon is scared of you
16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
We're going to watch Dinotopia and eat skittles, dude.
18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
19. This pokemon envies you
I envy it, so fair