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Sick Texts (Bakugou Katsuki x Fem!Reader)

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Published: January 20, 2017

(A/N: Sequel to Tsundere Texts (Bakugou Katsuki x Fem!Reader). Warning for cursing, tsundere-ness, and crackfic tendencies.)


[2:37 pm]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Babe

 

[2:46]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Baaaaaaabe

 

[2:53]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Katsu where u at?

 

[3:54]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

I swear to god if you’re ignoring me again

 

[4:20]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

KATSUKI

 

[4:26]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Shut up already

 

[4:26]

I’m trying to sleep

 

[4:27]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Wtf do you mean you’re trying to sleep?

 

[4:27]

It’s 4:30 in the afternoon Katsu. When did you become me?

 

[4:28]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

I didn’t become you, dumbass

 

[4:29]

I’m sick

 

[4:29]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

(´•д • `)

 

[4:29]

Oh no my baby Katsu is sick?

 

[4:31]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Shut up

 

[4:31]

I’m not your damn kid

 

[4:31]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Lol I know but you’re my baby

 

[4:31]

Did you eat anything today?

 

[4:32]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Didn’t I just say I was sick?

 

[4:32]

Of couse I didn’t

 

[4:32]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

That’s no good you have to eat something!

 

[4:33]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Not hungry

 

[4:33]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Idc you still need to eat

 

[4:33]

How do you expect to get better if your body has no fuel to burn?

 

[4:34]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Ugh what are you my mother?

 

[4:34]

From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills

(●oд)o  nooooo

 

[4:34]

I’m you sweet loving girlfriend who’d do anything for you ♥

 

[4:34]

Including coming over to take care of you

 

[4:35]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Stay away from my house

 

[4:35]

Your stupidity will make the paint peel

 

[4:35]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

(¬д¬)

 

[4:35]

Whatever.

 

[4:35]

Why don’t you ask your mom to make you something?

 

[4:35]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

She’s out.

 

[4:36]

From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills

Well then obviously I have no choice

 

[4:36]

Gotta bring my boo some food () ৷ਕ~

 

[4:36]

Lol

 

[4:36]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Go jump off a cliff

 

[4:36]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Katsu don’t be like that~

 

[4:37]

I’ll bring some soup for you so it’s not too heavy

 

[4:37]

Extra spicy since I know you love hot stuff

 

[4:37]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Don’t

 

[4:37]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Like me

 

[4:37]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Kys

 

[4:38]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Lmao

 

[4:38]

Well then. Rude af.

 

[4:38]

But fear not yng boiiii I’ll still bring you food even tho you’re acting like a little tsun

 

[4:38]

But trying to stop me just proves how well you know me

 

[4:39]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

It’s not hard to figure out that you’re a complete idiot

 

[4:39]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

(|||)

 

[4:39]

Anyways do you want beef or chicken?

 

[4:39]

Mama (first) gonna make some good shite for her babe

 

[4:40]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Do me a favor and cut yourself

 

[4:40]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Ooooooh Katsu you sadist

 

[4:40]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Shut your face loser

 

[4:41]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Lol I’m just playing geez

 

[4:41]

I’ll just make you chicken because who doesn’t love chicken amairite

 

[4:41]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Eel

 

[4:42]

From: Not My Queen

To:  King of Explodo-Kills

Wut

 

[4:42]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

I want eel

 

[4:42]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Aaaaaaaahh unagi~~

 

[4:42]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Kys

 

[4:43]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Oh come ON you know that was the perfect pun

 

[4:43]

You practically set it up for me

 

[4:44]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Don’t come over

 

[4:44]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Ugh fine fine I’ll stop

 

[4:44]

I’m gonna go make your food so unless you moved without telling me I’ll be there in about an hour

 

[4:44]

Don’t miss me too much~ (•̀ᴗ-)

 

[4:45]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Trust me I won’t

 

[4:45]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Love you too

 

[5:32 pm]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Katsu your house is the one with the exploded window right?

 

[5:32]

Let me in I’m here

 

[5:35]

Katsuuuu

 

[5:36]

You’d better open the door before I annoy the whole neighborhood

 

[5:37]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

You already are

 

[5:37]

From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills

So you are awake!

 

[5:37]

Hurry up and let me in *^* I need to take care of you

 

[5:37]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Mom came home so go away

 

[5:38]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

But but but

 

[5:38]

I have to take care of you and fulfill my girlfriend duties!

 

[5:38]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

What the hell are girlfriend duties?

 

[4:38]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

You know like make you food and take care of you when you’re sick

 

[5:39]

Plus I wanted to hear your sick voice bc I’m sure it sounds hot

 

[5:42]

Katsu?

 

[5:43]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

You’re an idiot

 

[5:43]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Yes we’ve already established that a long time ago

 

[5:44]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Next time

 

[5:44]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

???

 

[5:44]

Next time??

 

[5:44]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

You can do it next time I get sick

 

[5:45]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

You promise? I can take care of you?

 

[5:45]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Idc

 

[5:45]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

(=^^=) yay~

 

[5:45]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

I still don’t get why it’s so important to you

 

[5:46]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Because I like taking care of the people I love

 

[5:46]

This is the least I could do for you Katsuki

 

[5:46]

Since you always take care of me in your own little tsun ways

 

[5:47]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Whatever

 

[5:47]

Just save me the soup for when I’m better

 

[5:47]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Of course~

 

[5:47]

But this time you have to come to my house

 

[5:47]

Only to eat ok don’t start getting ideas

 

[5:48]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Why did I agree to date a dumbass

 

[5:48]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Hey you’re the one who asked me out remember? Don’t get it twisted boi

 

[5:48]

Well get better soon~ Make sure you eat properly and drink lots of fluids

 

[5:48]

If not I’m coming over and we’re gonna have a rerun marathon of White Chicks and Mean Girls

 

[5:48]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

I’d rather die

 

[5:49]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Lol then I expect a quick recovery

 

[5:49]

Kk I’ll leave you alone now

 

[5:49]

Rest well babe love you

 

[5:53]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Same.

 

[5:53]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

OMG KATSUKI

 

[5:53]

YOU SAID IT BACK

 

[5:53]

ALBEIT LIKE A TSUN BUT YOU STILL SAID IT BACK

 

[5:53]

I LOVE YOU TOO KATSU

 

[5:54]

AHHHH YOU’RE SO CUTE

 

[5:54]

Ok I’m done

 

[5:54]

Fr fr ttyl ♥

 

[5:56]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Finally

 

[5:56]

Later lover

 

[5:56]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

OMG

 

[5:56]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Loser*

 

[5:57]

Fuck.

 

[5:57]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

IT’S TOO LATE

 

[5:57]

I’M ALREADY SQUEALING

 

[5:57]

KYAAA (≧∇≦)

 

[5:58]

Wow sick Katsu is so sweet you should get sick more often

 

[5:58]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Then I’ll get you sick and won’t take care of you

 

[5:58]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Pshhhh liar you love me too much to do that and you know it

 

[5:58]

Ok good night this time for real

 

[5:58]

Get better soon so I can give you lots of kisses~

 

[5:58]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Sure

 

[5:59]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Ohhh so forward of you lol night Katsu love you

 

[6:00]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Bye forever

 

[6:00]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

e.e wai

 

[6:00]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Ugh fine

 

[6:01]

Night

 

[6:01]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

Good boy

 

[6:01]

From: King of Explodo-Kills

To: Not My Queen

Gfy

 

[6:01]

From: Not My Queen

To: King of Explodo-Kills

( Д) Katsu!

 

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© 2017 - 2019 JEluvs2laugh
Boy it's been a long while since I've posted anything! Especially a text/group chat fic. As you all know, I'm obsessed with Bakugou so it's only natural that my first post coming back is about him (^.^)╭ oh well lol. Still working on all of the billion other fics for him so hopefully this will curb your Katsu-hunger does that sound weird? Whatever I'm always hungry for this angsty lil boi
Also I'm still running out of hilarious nicknames for Kacchan so help a sister out and donate some crack names for him

Bakugou Texts Mini Series:
Midnight Texts (Bakugou Katsuki x Fem!Reader)
Fangirl Texts (Bakugou Katsuki x Fem!Reader)
Tsundere Texts (Bakugou Katsuki x Fem!Reader)
Sick Texts (Bakugou Katsuki x Fem!Reader)

Here's the amazing Bakugou Folder filled with husbando #1

More Group Chats!
Group Chats|Kuroo x Bokuto x Tsukishima x F!Reader
Group Chats |OikawaxSugawaraxKenmaxKageyamaxReader
Group Chats (Matsuno Brothers x Fem!Reader)

Anyways, BnHA, Kacchan, and you aren't mine

And as always, I'm open to suggstions/requests
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I love these so much, my heart can't take it >\\\w///< kyAA
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Can you do something where reader acts mad and keeps on ignoring bakugou's messages? I wanna know how he suffers
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OMG YES!!!
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Katsui is soooo Tsundere >U< Heart 
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💘
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I love you. These are amazing. 
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Ok so I just found out I read ALL THE FUCKING FANFICS of katsuki x reader soo help maybe
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SISTA ITS BEEN LIKE A YEAR ALREADY CMON IM WAITING ON YA T^T I still come back to read these often. Gotta say these text crack fics are hands down the best thing I’ve ever read SO COME BACK (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
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I'm trying ok I want my crack to be genuine I can't just write some bs esp not for Baku Romano (Cries) [V4]

I have one started just be patient with me ok? I have a lot of things on my plate and none of them are food Crying 
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Yo that's depressing
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I know Miuna Crying Icon 
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Oh dear why was I sad...I'm going to read it again and become sad...yay *note enthusiasm*
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*Is confused am I sensitive?
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I had a bunch of fun reading this, every sentence making me want to read the next one ~ you're really talented, it's not my style reading fanfics really, but you managed to make me read 3 of yours already
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I vote "Blowout Blast Babe" or "Demolition Dude" for crack names! There ya go, sister!
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*sniffs *sniffs

please make moar~
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*whispers* I am I'm just v slow
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Great way to start off the.. 1:30 - 2:02 AM.
Fuck.
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I love this so much kya~ maybe do one where the reader is feeling down?
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You are the most amazing writer , no one ever wrote about bakugou and bring his true tsun personality like you did .. I'm waiting more of bakugou x reader text ... pleasssseee write text when bakugou goin off cuz he is so jealous of the boys flirting with his girl I think you will did amazing work writing.. 💙love ya
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WHAT A GREAT WAY FOR ME TO START A MORNING (o´▽`o)
I recently started watching BNHA, so I'm now on the hunt for fanfics lmao
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XD I know the feels I love BnHA too. But I got plenty of Katsu fics and more on the way so yay don't mind my shameless self promotion lol
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I WANT MORE OMG THIS WAS AMAZING Kinda disappointed I didn't get to see sick Tsun-Tsun, but oh well~
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