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This is what you and the youngest Strider do every Saturday night, no one's home, the lights are dim. Just you, and Dave. Locked in his room for the whole night, bodies close, hardly any conversation other than the occasional moan.

"a-ahhh, wait ___, l-let me breathe real quick." Grinning slightly, you give in to his request, left hand pressed tight against the skin of his bare back. You let the teen have his breather, though you knew you shouldn't have, it just makes it worse.

"Are you ready, Dave?" With a shaky nod from said boy and a new found strength in both of you, you reached down just a little further.

Mumbling soft apologies in his ear over his short, heavy breaths. He braced himself, eyes shut tight, as you.....yanked the string on his corset causing a muffled shout to come from his mouth.

Yes, you and Dave trade clothes for a whole night every Saturday. You bring something cutesy and over the top to his house, and he gives you whatever he pulls out of his closet first, but it doesn't matter the kid has a million of the same shirt. He'd tell you how cute you looked and that the only reason he does these dress up dates is to see you in his clothes, but he's too cool for that. Way too cool.

"We're done, you look hella classy by the way." You laughed, allowing him to finally stand without the support of the wall. He wore a cute poofy dress that was totally picked out by Dirk. So kawaii.

"Dude, shut up." He smirked as he looked you over, standing there in his record tshirt and black jeans that are only a little big on you. How sweet this moment would look from someone in a tree outside the window. You couldn't hold it anymore, and let out an obnoxious laugh at the sight before you. Oh if anyone else saw this he'd definitely lose his cool, literally. "Wait, you're missing something." He muttered and placed a finger and thumb to his chin. A little light went off in his head and he shuffled quickly to a desk and pulled out a pair of shades identical to the ones on his face, he made his way back over to you and placed them on your face and admired his work. You two were so close, cross dressing or not there was no kidding anyone about your crushes towards each other, even your mutual derpy friend John had figured it out on day one. The only oblivious ones were the both of you.

"Uhm, Dave, can I tell you something totally honest?" You tried not to stumble over your words as you stepped closer to him.

"Sure, go ahead." He gave you a nod to continue. Your fingers started to seem really interesting about now.

"Welllll, uhh. I wanted to sayy...um, umm. Ireallylikeyouasmorethanafriendohgod." You spoke quickly and quietly but he caught it, oh boy, he heard all of it. every jumbled word. His face lit up in red behind those shades, you felt the same? Whoa holy shit.

He was pretty quiet for a moment, you were about to apologize and leave the room but before you could even open your mouth you felt soft skin make contact with your own, your mind was racing. The gentle kiss, heavily drowned in apple juice wiped your thoughts as quick as a kid who was trying to erase a hand held whiteboard in class before the teacher could see he drew penises all over it. It was so full of love. You both pulled away, and he yanked you into a tight hug.

"I think you're pretty cool too." You were going to say something super sweet and romantic when the door slammed open, startling both of you.

Oh.

My.

God.

"Hey Dave! I was wondering if you wanted t-to, to, uh, tooo, y'know, I think I'll just pester you later about it." John quickly turned and left the room. You let out a small sigh as he returned a moment later. "Oh, and nice dress, all hail Princess Dave~!" He cheered, laughing the whole way out of the damn house. Dave looked absolutely livid.

"I'm not a princess, I'm manly as hell."

"Of course you are, darlin"
Oh look, some Dave stuff. Gross. I apologize for the trickery also, how inconsiderate of me.

Dave and John belong to Hussie

You belong to John




Just kidding, you also belong to Hussie.
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natsuki-miaka-nagisa Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
This is what you and the youngest Strider do every Saturday night, no one's home, the lights are dim. Just you, and Dave. Locked in his room for the whole night, bodies close, hardly any conversation other than the occasional moan.

my mind is so fucking dirty
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Ivyisnotonfire Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2016  Student Digital Artist
The Black Butler reference is amazing xD
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CraftyViolinist Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
My anime senses are tingling... KUROSHITUJI!!!!Sebastian Michaelis (Hawt Smile) [V1] Ciel Smile!! Undertaker (Talking) [V2] Grell Sutcliff (Intro) [V2] Ole!  Yay....
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AskWhimsicatt Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh. I think someone snuck in the corset scene... *RUNS AWAY WITH BLACKMAIL PHOTOS IN EXTREME FEAR* SEBACIEL FOR LIIIIFE! Run Away 
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TohruHinada Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
since i belong to john *turns to egderp* JOOOOHHHHHNNNN CAN I KEEP PRINCESS DAVEY!?
John: Only if i can pull lots of pranks
Me: Yah
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EmiliaSenpai Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
"Just kidding, you also belong to Hussie."
-Hussie bursts in room and shoots rocket launcher at me-
Oh shit, I've been killed off
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2015  Student General Artist
THIS IS PERFECT AF
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iamdjp0n3rules111 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Student Writer
Came for the beginning, stayed for Prince(ss) Dave.

Just... beautiful.
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ferriluver101 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015
HELL YES NAW JOHN DOW ISH DAVEY
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XxMoemoethePotatoxX Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You belong to :icondavestrider: get it right.
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Neko-ScarletSilence Featured By Owner Edited Aug 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Hey, can I draw princess Dave? I fluffing love this! :D 
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah go for it? I don't own the idea for princess Dave so go for it! Do tell me when you finish though~! Thank you kindly, I'm glad you like it!
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WhySoSerious242 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
Dat beginning tho.
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
you know it grl
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makaalbarn7 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
whenever i read these and in the description it says "you belong to hussie" i always imagine him just bursting into my room and just like picking up and saying "I OWN YOU NOW AHAHAHA" and i don't know why 
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TohruHinada Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
he owned our souls the moment we joined the fandom
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah same here except the fact that if you already read homestuck fanfic and know who hussie is then he already owned you for a while probably.
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makaalbarn7 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
true
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Senator-Meowmix Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol at first I was all like BlackButler corset scene huh...?
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Funny thing is I wasn't thinking about the corset scene until someone pointed it out and now I'm laughing really hard
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Senator-Meowmix Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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Cocoismynumber1food Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I am not a princess
I'm manly as hell
XD
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ehehe it's true, he swears on it
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roseysummer341 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
OMG at the beginning I was like "NOPE" about to exit then I noticed what was really going on.... LOL (IDefinetlyDidn'tThinkTheyWereMakingOutOrBeyondMakingOut)
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ahaha sorry, I didn't mean to trick you like that, well I kinda did but not the point. Glad you got some kind of enjoyment out of it at least
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xMoonlitDarknessx Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Also... is that a Black Butler reference I see? x3
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ehehehe it wasn't at the time. I didn't even think about that xD and thanks I'm glad you like it
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xMoonlitDarknessx Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconpervydaveplz: oh my gog yes. xD LOVED IT!!
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AnimefanGirlAki Featured By Owner May 20, 2014
CX I thought it was something else going on... anyway! I would pay with my soul to see dave in a dress! CX   
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homestucker007 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
But you already gave your soul to OUR ONE AND ONLY LORD HUSSIE
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
//wink wonk//

I would too, that's why I wrote this.
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AnimefanGirlAki Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
CX HEHEHE...
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thedevilssister7 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
yep becusse nouthing says your a man then dressing in a dress
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
He does it for you tho so it's cool
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Karkittiy Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
Yep totally ;)
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artistikitsune Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
TW: #bitchy move # release of pent up anger # please don't read unless you're the author of this cute piece

I can't read Dave x reader anymore, and i can't even write it! my friend ruined it!!! this was so cute  but the asdfghjkl thing my friend did was total crap to me! and he knew he knew i wrote and read this fluff or whatever. Why john says dave can't rap or how he really isn't good with a sick fire, I fucking hate my friend. He made it very obvious its canon that Dave has a Texan accent and think about that.. in every fic.. in every rap..in everything he ironically says!!
help me.
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hey, don't listen to that douchebag. Go by your own headcannon for Dave, don't let someone else ruin it for you. I know where you're coming from, someone ruined Cronus and Tavros for me. But I got over it and now he's really fun to read and write for! So if you like the Texan accent then imagine it, if not then give him your own headcannon voice. Just have fun with it. And thanks for reading my fic I hope you liked it~!
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artistikitsune Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
Thank you for helpin me~
I was extremely freakin out b.c i have a handful of readers who want me to finish this Dave x REader:heartflutters
I stopped at pt 6 cuz of that jackass, and i couldn't do anything >n<
Thank you little dulce~ you're a big help!!!!
Keep writing it's amazing how you take away boredom and give entertainment my  lovely!!
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blackAlice16 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i think he had a Texan accent, but got rid of it to be more ironic 





loved it and i REALLY mean loved it btw
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artistikitsune Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
I'm confused kitten, please explain what you're trying to say little dulce.
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blackAlice16 Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i don't know.like he didn't thing it was ironic so he got rid of it .

i mean isn't  it ironic born an riced in Texas  but doesn't have the accent?
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artistikitsune Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
 yeah...well..yeah
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blackAlice16 Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well it's just a tough
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Midnightlynx12 Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Why do you toy with my emotions so? Why?
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Because I have a 98% pure platonic love for you. It's like a love slap
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werty267 Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I thought I belonged to Dave...
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Nah son, that wouldn't be ironic at all
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SharpPointyThings Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconclapplz: This was so fucking awesome I ACTUALLY applauded when I finished.
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JeanIsaHorse Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you //graciously bows//
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