Hello, and thanks for stopping by! If the gallery (the collage of awkward photos taken with a phone, and then desecrated with a 4-year old photoshop trial) doesn't make it apparent... I'm not an artist. Actually, I'm mostly here for the fetish porn; the artwork is because I felt guilty for not posting anything. The fetish porn, that is, and all the pictures of cool space ships! Those things are inspiring! Zhooooom! Well, actually, the fetish porn, the cool space ships, and the weird and vaguely cultish sense of community this place has always given me, after roughly a decade of dedicated lurking and stalking the Journals of various artists.
Still, while I can't draw to save my best friend's life (yet -hang in there, big guy), and I only have my phone camera, I like to write, and while I don't do it well, I definitely do it better. I mean, once you decipher all the typos. Except, I really like writing with company, and I'm terrible at following my own deadlines, so, if you ever need something written, leave me a message! Also, because I lack imagination, and since it fits the logic of "if you're good at something, never do it for free" -send me a request sometime!