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He hasn't any hooves, instead, hands and bananas and that's a horn on his head; not an antenna! An "H" on his hip and a ribbon tied to his tail He flies on blue wings, with a co-pilot snail. Big lips, fur, and spines all make him quite cool, but he's never too proud to be your April fool.

Who Needs Sticks and Stones?


Janet's Rose


Janet's Rose

A skilled gardener can grow a flawless rose, perfect in every way. But there is no greater flower you can cultivate than love, for even if the petals wilt, it blooms forever in our hearts. Those are the best flowers, cultivated by the greatest gardeners.

Poem for Kay


Poem for Kay

Without a care for gratitude, the sun bestows its light upon the world. The tiny seed, seeking its warmth, grows from the darkness to spread in its bounty. The blossoms swell, and, inspired by the sun, return the favor, providing breath for the rest of creation. Knowing the sun is unaware, but better for its presence, the plant turns upward, and wearing its love, smiles.

Anchors, Away.


Anchors, Away.

Infinite cicadas "singing" every day "The sun is too bright, so I can't fly the wind only pushes me down." More often than not, it's not the wind, little one; analyze, realize, abandon your quest for a 'goat. Because "try" is better than "whine".
Artist // Traditional Art
  • United States
  • Deviant for 14 years
Hoofs: Participated in April Fools' Day 2020
DeviantArt Originals: Participated in April Fools' Day 2018
Biting Pear of Salamanca: Participated in April Fools' Day 2017
birthdAy '10: decade of deviousness
Birthday '15: Celebrated DeviantArt's 15th birthday
My Bio
A Fallout Thanks by jdoem You Are Here by jdoem

How to pronounce my username; just pronounce the letters! Jay Dee Oh Ee Em. It stands for John DOE: everyMan. When I joined, I was just a lurker; just another face in the crowd. I wasn't really interested in posting my work.

I was accepted to the Joe Kubert School of Cartooning and Graphic Art but couldn't afford tuition. Shortly after, fewer than three months, my best friend was murdered. I spent a great deal of time in a depression during which I stopped drawing. When I started up again, years later, the joy was gone and it was/is a slow process getting back to where I was.

I am currently writing a new novel.

I'm a firm believer in creating things your way even if people say you suck. Pick your favorite artist in anything: writing, painting, photography--anything--and you will find people who hate that person/group. Now imagine what your world would be like if that person had given up because someone didn't like their work. Awful, huh? Share your style. Share you.

What you may not know: I have a lot of artistic resources collected in the links to the left (Cool Links) and in my favorites under Tuts (tutorials).

"Are you from Hammerfell? 'cause you make my sword curve."


Favourite Books
The Shining, The Bridge Over the River Kwai. . .
Favourite Writers
Stephen King, Harper Lee, Cormac McCarthy. . .
Favourite Games
Metal Gear, Silent Hill, Legend of Zelda, C.o.D., Halo, Fallout, Arkham Asylum. . .
Favourite Gaming Platform

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TutziputzHobbyist Writer

Thanks for the fav :squee:

Thanks for the fav! :)

Thank you very much for the faveFav Whore

vancitta General Artist
Thank U Gif
KISMUKIHobbyist Digital Artist

Thanks for the fave:)

Thanks for faving ! I really appreciate it !!


For the fav !