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The Mighty Seven Swords

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The Mighty Seven Swords

The Mighty Seven swords Seven companions, united in cause, did come to the darkened cave. For within its depths dwelt a horrific beast, That held all local towns enslaved. An unlikely party of elf, man and dwarf, They descend down, deep in the gloom. Over rocks, and bones, and fallen weapons, They creep forward to an uncertain doom. Then, the once small pathway opens up Into the expanse of a cavernous hollow. Before our heroes, lumbers a monstrous wyrm, Who seeks only to rend, tear, and swallow. The deadly hydra's girth fills the large room. It's claws appear as large, sharpened knives. Fourteen eyes look hungrily over our ban
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  • Apr 30
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  • Deviant for 15 years
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My Bio
Current Residence: So Cal Loco
Favourite genre of music: Stuff that rocks!!!
Operating System: Bill Gates' Demonic Assembly
MP3 player of choice: ipod
Shell of choice: Conch
Skin of choice: YOURS! It rubs the lotion on it's skin!!
Personal Quote: There is no greater feeling than doing what you've been told can't be done.

Favourite Visual Artist
Art Adams, John Byrne, Mark Brooks, Clayton Henry, George Perez
Favourite Movies
Tombstone, LOTR
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Def Leppard, Nickelback, Lit
Favourite Writers
R.A. Salvatore, J.R.R. Tolkien, Stephen King, Terry Brooks
Favourite Games
Guitar Hero II
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC
Other Interests
Self preservation

It's been long enough I think...

It's been long enough I think...

I was just killing 15 minutes and thought I would pop on here, and just remind people that I am still alive. Don't make that face... you know who you are. Anyway, I noticed that I hadn't updated this thing in over 2 years and having set that record sufficiently, thought I would change it. Nothing to share really. No art, no writing, no dirty limericks. I'm just hanging out and seeing what other curveballs life wants to hurl at my head. Pretty good at dodging most of them. Only one that really seems to keep stinging. But that is a whole lot of whatever. Allright then in defference to the OTHER musical Elvis, peace, love and understanding to t

8 Random factoid type things

8 Random factoid type things

Actually, I always am kinda flattered when I get tagged. And it's a pretty good writing excercise as well, because you know, I AM A WRITER. But the masses like to bitch about it, so being the sheep I am I just figured I'd bitch too. Because that's what sheep do people, they follow. Follow blindly until they drown. Hmm, well okay - I have issues. Anyhooo - So here's the obligatory pasting of the rules, as is customary: 1. Post these rules 2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves 3. Tags should write a journal / blog of these facts 4. At the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named 5. Go to their page and

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RBL-M1A2TankerHobbyist General Artist
Soon, it's going to be yet another regular day. Birds will sing...cats will meow...dogs will bark...geese will honk and steal peoples stuff.  

A typical, simple, regular day.

However, there is a small, tiny, exception.  The exception is for you, for that is the time when lightning was thrown from above by Zeus to herald your appearance.  Cast in the molten fires of Mount Olympus, and granted with a great creative power, you have been released upon the world to conquer it in whatever manner you see fit!  For it has been foretold by those who can see the future that you are great and true, and that it is your time to shout your joy to the heavens, and revel in the knowledge that on that day, it is written for you to have a Happy Birthday, with many more to come to increase your power and complete your creative conquest!

Also there's hand made cake and ice cream from down the street.  Those folks make some mighty fine cake indeed. Yum! :D (Big Grin) Have your cake and eat it too
RBL-M1A2TankerHobbyist General Artist
In a few days, it is going to be a relatively normal day...for most.  But not for you.  For on that day...it will be a good day to revel in the moment that you were cast down upon this Earth, summoned and placed here by the mighty Odin to share your talents and your creativity with all.  Let thee rejoice and enjoy this time, and know you are wished a Happy Birthday!  May many more follow!

Also, Odin sends cake, blessed by King Kong and delivered by Godzilla! :D (Big Grin) Have your cake and eat it too
RBL-M1A2TankerHobbyist General Artist
A few days from today, the history books show an entry.  An entry of mystery, and portent, as the great powers came down upon the Earth, and, in accordance with the wishes of the mighty King Kong, granted the world a boon.  That boon was you.  And lo, let it be said to all that you are to be wished a Happy Birthday upon that day, with the most excellent and amazing of cakes to partake in! :D (Big Grin) Have your cake and eat it too
RBL-M1A2TankerHobbyist General Artist
History records that, just days from now, a tremendous upheaval took place as the ground cracked and broke apart, tornadoes spun counter to their nature, and even Godzilla bowed as you appeared upon the Earth to grace us with your art. And so it is wished upon you to have a Happy Birthday on that day....and a most excellent cake. :D (Big Grin)  Have your cake and eat it too
RBL-M1A2TankerHobbyist General Artist
In a short time hence, may you have a most happy birthday, for that is the day that you descended upon the Earth in a shower of lightening! :D (Big Grin)  Also, have delicious Have your cake and eat it too that day!
RBL-M1A2TankerHobbyist General Artist
Happy early birthday! :D (Big Grin)  With many happy returns! Have your cake and eat it too