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You grit your teeth, trying to suppress the evident pained expression on your face as you stare down bitterly at your hand. Tears were brimming at the corners of your eyes when you cautiously touch at your wounds.

You spare a glance at the culprit beside you, whom was casually eating some rice; void of all emotion and seemingly uninterested at your "antics". And you shake your head grievously as you mouth his name in distaste. Ushijima Wakatoshi.

You narrow your eyes towards the male before miserably looking over to the palm of your hand, breath hitching as you scan at the damage your boyfriend had caused to your delicate skin.

"...Damn it... this is ridiculous..." you heave another heavy sigh, staring distantly at the wide, blue sky, dramatic tension filling the area that surrounds you. "...Just one touch. It was just one touch..."

You flash another glare at the obnoxiously tall volleyball player, exclaiming, "you're gonna have to pay for this Ushiwaka."

Ushijima merely glances down at you before giving a bored sigh, already knowing the what you were gonna say, "you cut your finger on my-"

"-jawline!"

He rolls his eyes as you lean on his broad shoulders and dramatically cast your wounded hand over your eyes, fake tears spilling at the unbearable pain. The volleyball captain shakes his head and moves away as you laugh on the spot and responds with his deep and monotone voice, "[Name], you're such a drama queen sometimes."

You manifest a wide grin as you inch closer to your boyfriend, grinning at him, feigning innocence.

"I'm your drama queen," you purr, causing the male to blush slightly and shift awkwardly on the spot. Your mouth curves upwards into a smile, lucky to witness his adorableness and embarrassment.

You try to land a kiss on his cheek, but alas, small and short you are compared to his 190cm build, you are only able to reach his jawline. You grin at the idea that popped into your head.

"My lips! My lips! Oh someone help! My boyfriend has cut me with his beautifully sharp and defined jawline. Oh, the pain!" you wail, falling to the ground dramatically.

Suddenly from out of nowhere, a red, spiky haired volleyball player sits down next to you, much to Ushijima's chagrin, and smiles cheerfully, playing along with your act.

"[Name], I see that you are stricken with pain and suffering! Allow me, Tendou Satori, to dedicatedly be at your service."

"Tendou, help me. Please!" you grasp onto Tendou's shirt desperately, "Ushiwaka cut me... with his jawline!"

The middle blocker gasps and turns to take a glance at Ushijima's defined jawline. Tendou carries you, winking at the obviously pissed off volleyball captain, and holds you in his arms as you dramatically look up at him, all life within you draining away.

"Careful... T-Tendou-kun! His jawline, it's- it's as sharp as a knife!" you cough, tears welling up as your voice falters, "I won't be able to make it... his jawline... was too sharp. Goodbye Tendou... I leave it all to you..."

Tendou cries out a dramatic 'no' and lays you down before glaring at your murderer, "I will avenge [Name]!!"

You try to suppress your laughs when Tendou attempts to be some kind of kung fu master with his various whips and nae naes to dabs and other dance challenges. And when Tendou touches Ushijima's jawline, he cries out in pain and looks towards you with grief.

[N-Name]... I wasn't able to avenge you... I'm sorry..." after Tendou dramatically cried out, he then faked his death by pretending to be shot with a machine gun and falling dramatically to the ground.

After Tendou falls to the ground, ending the scene, the crowd all around you started whistling and cheering at your performances. And as you both get up and bow to the crowd, you both laugh hysterically before giving each other a high five.

Once you both look up at the fed up captain, you both grin and say in synchronization, "we love you captain jawline~"

Ushijima sighs and walks away from you and Tendou, pretending not to know you people.

"These idiots..."
lmao idek what this is. i know that anime babes are supposed to have nice jawlines bc i mean, it's anime, but i just thought ushijima would fit this because he's rlly hot and he has a really nice jawline if you think about it realistically but idek. and tendou is such a riot i love him so much. hAHAHA. anyways hope you guys are having a great holiday because i am lmaaao.

Ushijima Wakatoshi & Tenou Satori © Furudate Haruichi

You © Ushijima's beautiful jawline lmao
Fanfiction © from my creative mind
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Lyianda Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
*wheezing from laughter* :rofl:
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Kagamichhi Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
I CANT STOP LAUGHING LMFAO
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Kitty58732 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 1, 2017
My mom was folding clothes and I had to try so hard not to grin in front of her
She thought I was doing homework

His jawline may be sharp, but his chin is SHARPERRRRRR
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inhalesTSUKKI Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2017
THIS MAKES MY DAY LMAO
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
sORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY BUT HAHAHAH I HOPE THAT DAY WAS A GOOD DAY THEN!!1 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING!!
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LumaLess Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017
This is absolute quality~😖
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
sOZZA FOR LATE REPLY BUT AWWW THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! <333
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LumaLess Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017
This is absolute quality~😖
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AuraLady Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
lol death by jawline... what a way to go lol
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
i want that way to go LMAO
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okumurachanchan Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
I CAN'T BREATHE THIS WAS SO WILD
literally i would do this if i met him

THIS WAS FUNNY I CANT EVEN
BEST USHIJIMA FIC I'VE READ TBH
I LOVE YOU
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
oMG SORRY FOR THE LATE ASS REPLY BUT-
yAaaaaa thank you so much for reading this and im so so glad that you enjoyed!!
bUT WOAH BEST USHIJIMA FIC WDYM HAHAHAHA
ur fics are waaaaaay better stop this ommmm <33333
I LOVE YOU TOO OMF-
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EyeEangga Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017
*laugh like kuroo*
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TeddyLiona Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016
CAPTAIN JAWLINE
...~i luv it~...
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
aWWW GLAD YOU LOVED IT!!
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inhalesTSUKKI Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2017
UR PROFILE PIC/GIF I LOVE IT SM AAAAAAAAAH
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mal19 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
imEAN COME ON
His JAWLINE MAN
I'D get cUt by it
i wonder how Goshiki actually act to this xD
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
mY THOUGHTS EXACTLY !!!!
//goshiki lowkey wants to get cut by ushiwaka's jawline LMFAOOO
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mal19 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG XDD
He must've been like
"COME ON COME ON WHEN IS MY TURN-"
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watchtherainpour Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tendou attempts to be some kind of kung fu master with his various whips and nae naes to dabs and other dance challenges

iM CRYING ADHASIHFOHLAHFDI OMG
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHAHHAHA LMAO UR WELCOME!!
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watchtherainpour Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I CANT STOP LAUGHGING AHAHAHAH
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oiseau-de-nuit Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
oh my god this ... THIS JUST MAKE MY DAY no ...
                                                                                 MY WEEKS Steven Quartz Universe Emote 6 

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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
OMG HAHAHAH SERIOUSLY???!!?? THANK YOU SO MUCH HAHAHAHHA!!! ENJOY YOUR WEEKS THEN!!
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sayitwithwords Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2016  Student Writer
i'm binge reading instead of writing, but i'm binge reading good stuff only lol THIS IS AWESOME FAM
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
yOOOOO BETTER NOT BE BINGE READING MY TRASHY WORKS LMAAOAOAAOOOO HAHAHAHA WAIT A SEC IMMA BE RIGHT BACK TO BINGE READ YOUR STUFF.
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sayitwithwords Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2016  Student Writer
NAH, THIS IS PURE GOLD TRASH RIGHT HERE ure the best lmao
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FandomsAreLife13 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
waTCH ME WHIP-
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
wATCH ME NAE NAE--
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FandomsAreLife13 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
wHY DID I EVEN COMMENT THAT, WHIP AND NAE NAE IS LAST YEAR??? XD
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
LMAAAOOOOOOOOO
 How People In The Hood Shoot How People In The Hood Shoot 
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FandomsAreLife13 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
dab dab dab 
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pvlimpsest Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
LMAO I'M SCREECHING

bruh i can totally imagine tendou just fucking around with ushiwaka's s/o just to annoy ushiwaka

//cries i want a friend like tendou........... 
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHAHAH YEA SAME GOD I LOVE TENDOU FFS. TENDOU WOULD DEFINITELY BE THAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND SO JEALOUUUUS.
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agatstone Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2016
cute and funny
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
yo yoyoyooooo much thank!!
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agatstone Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2016
You're welcome
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chronicallylunar Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016
I swear I could give Kuroo's laugh a run for its money right now. Kuroo Laughing Icon 
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MilesEdGayworth Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
You killed me here, i am so done
Help i can’t breath
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
!!!! GLAD YOU ENJOYED TO THE POINT OF LAUGHING YOURSELF TO DEATH HAHAHAHA //DONT ACTUALLY DIE THO LMAO// THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING!!!
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MilesEdGayworth Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
<3
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IvoryFeline75 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Student Writer
Best.

"You try to suppress your laughs when Tendou attempts to be some kind of kung fu master with his various whips and nae naes to dabs and other dance challenges."
                                                                            -JayNanase
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
HAHHAHAHA YES HOPE THIS TRENDS LMAAAOOOO THANKS BRUHH
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patcherinko Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Student Writer
SATORI U IDIOT AHAHAH OMG
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
LMAooo ikr. satori's such a riot. love him.
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AngelicInferno Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Student Writer
I'M DONE 
THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS OMFG
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
lmaaoooo glad you enjoyed mi amigo
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gianooti Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
omg this is so funny i love it HAHAH AND TENDOU HES AMAZING OMFGM
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JayNanase Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHHAHAHA U ARE VERY WELCOME MY FRIEND YES TENDOU IS ULTRA BAE OMF
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gianooti Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
YEEEE NP
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