I am the weirdest person in the world. (maybe not, but it feels like it sometimes).
Last night, I dreamt that I met a vampire.
He told me that I should be afraid because he was a vampire. Then, he smiled at me in a rather threatening way and I saw that there was something blue on his teeth.
So, I said to him that I wasn't afraid of him because he only fed on royal people.
His face went pale and he asked me how I knew.
So, I told him that he had blue blood on his teeth and that only royal people had blue blood.
I don't know how my brain made this up. But somehow, it did.
(disclaimer: I know that royal people have normal red blood lik