If it weren't for my love of Aloha shirts (though I will settle for Hawaiian print and similar), the real me could easily blend in being of average height, build and looks for his age. Based in STL, work in a WalMart, and ride a scooter (well, once I get it running again).
If I were able to be any of my characters, it'd be PhibbPony*, my umamimi self(anybody able to get me in contact with a god of chaos? I've some fun ideas in mind).
Aside from that, I'm a Linux using, gadget obsessed** porn addicted lazy average guy. I need to get back to exercising, walking alternating with lifting dumbbells (need to put together an exercise program). Also I edit stories, although my only 'client' these days is Uncle Jim on Stories Online (.net) though I'm always open to taking on more work, commercial or amateur (stories, manuals, etc). Plus I also write porn under the name of Mr Phibb (also at Stories Online as well as blogspot).
Always happy to chat, can be reached via HangOuts (Google), FB Messenger or preferably Telegram (Taur10
Anything I create, characters, stories, etc are free for use, both profit and non-profit with very small stipulations, just ask if you're curious or see something you want to play with.
PhibbPony is really a place holder name, I could really use some help naming him ifn anyone's got ideas. See 1a5 in my gallery to see what he looks like.
Current favorite gadget, ZeBlaze Blitz watch phone. Yes, phone, not smart watch, although it can be linked and used as one