For Pride MonthIt's Pride Month. I think I'll have a little pride in myself instead, & a whole lot of pride for other straight folks.
I'm proud to be a straight woman. I love men. I'm talking about manly men. Men who aren't afraid of getting dirty, who don't mind being a little hairy, & can give a manly growl that makes bears jealous! This feature is for straights. If by some odd chance I feature someone here who is in fact not straight, let me know & I'll take you out of it.
Please keep in mind, this is not meant to be offensive to anyone who fits into the long stream of letters there are today to explain what they are. This is to celebrate being straight, & the pride one feels when the opposite sex shows interest.