First off, IT'S HIGH NOON okay, pun/wordplay time!
Get a LOCK AND LOAD of this guy! Something about him really CLICKS with me! That said, it's truly SHOTking that you would make something like this! You must think the world REVOLVERs around you! But still I'm all FIREd up to see what you make next!
Anyway, I'm drawing a BLANK trying of more puns to SHOOT at you right now! So I better BLAST off!
You're know, I'll spend a couple hours writing one my short stories. Thinking of the best ways to word things, playing around with different formats for the paragraphs, and just generally trying to make it as best I can.
So, that said, how on earth can the same person end up spending 10 minutes writing stupid, lazy garbage like this? XD