Today marks a turning point. One in which a silent warrior, engaged in a battle not heretofore known to many, wielding an untamed force, shifts the bowels of mercy not upon thee. Precisely measured movements, crafted to establish a pristine presentation, saunter silently through the unseen.
The name,
Deviant Irony, is an obscure reference to events past. That which was so mysteriously pilfered from under my nose shall be restored by way of methods unexpected.
See it in action:
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