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I am Jeff Meredith, master of puns, veteran screenwriter, pioneer of spoofs, animation student, and your humble host. If the world is such a diverse place, why is so much media the same? At JAM Productions, I'm dedicated to collecting quality as rich and distinct as the world around me. As you know, any kind of junk becomes valuable if there isn't very much of it around. I hope this is as much fun for you, as it has been for me.

Favourite Movies
Aladdin, The Secret of NIMH, The Grinch
Favourite TV Shows
The Simpsons, The Powerpuff Girls, My Little Pony, Digimon
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Michael Jackson, Weird Al Yankovic, Britney Spears, Tina Turner, Karyn White, Spice Girls
Favourite Books
Harry Potter, Movie tie-ins
Favourite Writers
J.K. Rowling
Favourite Games
Mario, Frogger, Sonic, Pac Man
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Sonic talks with Aleena Hercules style

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Imagine if this exchage could happen: Aleena: (on hologram) Hah! You're doin' great, son. You're doing your lady proud. Sonic: I'm glad to hear you say that, Mom. My siblings and I've been waiting for this day a long time. Aleena: Hmm. What day is that, son? Sonic: The day we rejoin you and form the Council of Four. Aleena: You've done wonderfully. You really have, my boy. You're just not there yet. You haven't proven yourself a true hero. Sonic: But, Mom, I've beaten every single monster I've come up against. I'm the most famous hedgehog in the game industry. Why, I'm an action figure! Aleena: I'm afraid being famous isn't the same as being a true hero. Sonic: What more can I do? Aleena: It's something you have to discover for yourself. Sonic: But how can I... Aleena: Look inside your heart. (the hologram vanishes) Sonic: Mom, wait! Oh, this is way past uncool!
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Be Our Guest Demo Version

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This is a demo version of what would become the show-stopping sequence “Be Our Guest” from "Beauty and the Beast." Here are the alternate lyrics: Be... our... guest Be our guest Put our service to the test Tie your napkin 'round your neck, monsieur And we provide the rest Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres Sir, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff! It's delicious Don't believe me? Ask the dishes They can sing They can dance After all, sir, this is France And the dinner here is never second best Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll Be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest! Beef ragout Cheese soufflé Pie and pudding en paté We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabaret! Yes, you're cold Yes, you're wet But we'll help you to forget You won't know outside it's storming When the silverware's preforming! He tells jokes I do tricks With my fellow candlesticks And it's all in perfect taste That you can bet Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free
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Walt Disney World Express Monorail spiels

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Each Walt Disney World Resort visit is bookended by hospitable announcements, like so: (Guests board at the Transportation and Ticket Center.) NARRATOR When boarding, please move across your car to make room for everyone. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors—they will be closing in a moment. Thank you. This monorail offers express service to the Magic Kingdom. If you’re traveling to Epcot, Disney’s Contemporary, Polynesian, or Grand Floridian Resorts, please exit at this time. Separate monorails from this station service those locations. For assistance, please ask a monorail host or hostess. As you board, please continue moving across your car to make room for everyone. Please offer available seating to those needing special assistance. If you’re standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors. The monorail will depart momentarily for the Magic Kingdom. Thank you. SAFETY ANNOUNCER Please stand clear of the doors.
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Can you please do Disney Channel and Freeform (formerly called The Family Channel/Fox Family/ABC Family) logos through time?

Better yet, I shall add the regular ABC logos, because the FOX name was closer to the studio formerly named 20th Century Fox; adding the "studio" name may not cut it. In short, I'll see what I can do.

Thanks for the fave(s)

Can you make more time through:

Sonic the Hedgehog

Super Mario Bros.


Inspector Gadget

and the Muppets?

Here's a Peanut link.

Peanuts Through Time