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When Connie said 'See Ya' to Olga.
"Sorry," the Soviet Superwoman said, turning the wheel of the Chevrolet Silverado too late to avoid a pothole.  They were north of the West End Industrial Park, traveling down a road in a dilapidated part of the city, and the pavement was in need of maintenance.  "When someone has the ability to fly, the ability to drive becomes rusty." 
"You've put me through worse," came a voice from the back of the truck.  "Remember when you dropped that bus on my head?" the Crimson Conservative asked, opening the window that connected the front of the vehicle to the enclosed bed wider.
"Which time?" the driver asked.
"I was thinkin' about when you showed up to hassle me while I was stopping that caravan of foreign invaders."
"Oh, da, when you were threatening those undocumented workers with violence."
"It's called not lettin' America drown in the diarrhea flowing in from the backed-up septic tank that they call Mexico, you Moscow moron."
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This has frankly been the worst year of my life for reasons that some of you might know, but now is not the time for that.  Family is coming--not a lot this time, but still, enough to get loud when they all start watching whatever sporting event they put on TV--and the house is almost ready to accept them.  Most trouble can be put aside for a while, and I think Christmas is one of the times when that should happen.

First and foremost, which Christmas movie should I be watching as I vacuum and get stuff prepared?  My favorite is Batman Returns, but Dad saw me watching it the other day and exasperatedly asked "again?"  They're playing Die Hard, so maybe that will do for a while.

That was a joke:  First and foremost is remembering what this time is about.  This year has been a spiritually frightening one for me, and in my YouTube journeys to find out more about my faith I came across a woman that I almost always agree with, one who knows the scripture and is passionate about it, but she said that Christians should not celebrate this holiday.  That got me a little paranoid and I almost didn't write this entry because of it; until I do more research, I'm thinking use this time to think about the Heavenly Father and what His son did for us a little over two thousand years ago.  If we're wrong, may God's mighty grace pardon us.

I want to thank a lot of people who have been supportive of me recently, some of whom have come out of nowhere and offered encouragement and kind words.  I always hesitate to start naming names at the risk of leaving some people out, so I'm not gonna try, but you know who you are.  Thank you, and may the next year be a better one for us all.

I'm going to be updating this throughout the day (unless things get wild and I am needed away from the computer more than I anticipate), but wanted to get this out sooner rather than later and tell you all to have a good one, be merry, and God bless.
  • Listening to: YouTube advice
  • Watching: Not sure yet
  • Eating: Going to be turkey soon
  • Drinking: Water, cherry Dr. Pepper

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MetalBeowulf89 Featured By Owner Edited 2 days ago  Student General Artist
It may be awhile before you get to this if ever, and I understand completely, but there's something I gotta ask your opinion on.. That whole fracas about the border and the government partially closing? They're saying it's the end of the world, yet as far as I can tell it could be a whole heck of a lot worse, yeah?

I mean we still have running water and the internet, but on the downside there aren't any cool scavenger/raider type gangs to join for those us so inclined. Worst apocalypse ever, I want my money back! .. Oh well, maybe I can walk right into Area 51 and not get shot on sight. :lol:
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JamesE82 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
This Armageddon is rather

:iconimmortanjoeplz::iconsaysplz:Mediocre!

if you ask me.  Government funding is like a Christmas tree flickering on and off; the light sometimes isn't everywhere at all times, yet we still manage.  Really, the government learning what it's like to reach into its pocket and feel something other than a wad of hundreds big enough to make the Las Vegas strip applaud while they make it rain?  Dear me, I shudder at the thought.

When a Democrat is in office and there is a shutdown, it gets swept under the rug and must not be spoke of.  When a Republican is in office and the exact same thing happens, little ethnic babies are starving to death and your grandma is whoring herself out on the street to make ends meet.  We're fine; look to Rush and Ann, they know the score.

Stay out of Area 51, though; unless your name is Jorge and you are here to rape a Suzy Homemaker or five, there's no guarantee that you can waltz right into wherever your heart desires.  Did you hear that my own state, the State of Confusion, might be declaring every inch of itself a sanctuary city?  This is when puppet master Trump needs to start cutting some federal funding strings.
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MetalBeowulf89 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student General Artist
Nice analogy there with the Christmas tree. Too bad that sort of thing only hurts the Govt. employees who do actual work like TSA and what have you and not those fat-pants Democrat leaders like Nutty Nancy and Mad Maxine partying it up at luxury getaways in Hawai'i and Puerto Rico while we have an actual crisis on our hands right here, right now.. For God's sakes, I mean, you hear about that sort thing and it doesn't make your blood boil you just aren't paying attention! :no: Typical "let them eat cake" mentality of those rich liberal elitists pushing socialism for the common man; sometimes I wonder if they even honestly believe in socialism or see propagation of the lie as some kind of Orwellian tool to keep the common man down.

Well my family and I actually live in California so yeah we're basically on the front lines of that conflict. I mean the neighborhood we live in is nice enough for downtown Fontana but knowing what all's going on we lock our doors at night while Dad keeps a gun in his computer desk.. Thank God for the Second Amendment and all that, but that all illustrates the point of why we need border security, not because we hate the people outside but because we love all those inside and are honorbound to protect them!
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ArtsyAvalon Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional
Thank you wonderful internet friend for my new Llama friend!
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jlfan Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2018
Merry Christmas!
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Whetsit-Tuya Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2018  Student General Artist
Do you know of the new world order? If so you were right about everything, and I would like to tell you everything from an insider perspective
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Fujin777 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the Llama.
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iowaguy1979 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2018
Thank you very much for the llama! :)  I guess we shall have to agree to disgree on Mr Shapiro.

I DO love me some Joel/Mike And The Bots, tho.  PlutoTV on my Roku is on that channel all the time.
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MetalBeowulf89 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2018  Student General Artist
Hello my friend! How have you been these days?

My Dad sent back these pics from his latest trip courtesy of his Navy job, and I thought they'd be something a fellow patriot might appreciate ;)

Cassin Young Destroyer by MetalBeowulf89
Cassin Young's Big Guns! by MetalBeowulf89
USS Constitution by MetalBeowulf89

Give my regards to Republicat and the Crimson Conservative as always, too!
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DanSOLER Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2018  Professional Photographer
Thank you very much for the Llama !!! :)
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