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Eyyy. Juicy Mower Show livestream chat logs (1)

Eyyy. From the Mower Show twitch livestreams Session 1: while playing "Never Gonna Give Pies Up (UST)" BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: and now its that pie crazed emperor again 20:12 JellyGeneral: Good old Premier Sponce 20:13 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: talk about a 1 track mind 20:13 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: his pie obsession is really starting to drag on 20:14 JellyGeneral: He's very healthy for his age (89 I believe), especially with all the pies. 20:15 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: very true 20:15 JellyGeneral: also yea, it was draggon on. 20:15 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: thats what i like to hear mort grin 20:16 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: someones deep into the lore now 20:19 JellyGeneral: it gives me more questions than answers lol. Mainly when and why? Revenge? And does that mean there was a "real" Sponce at one point? 20:20 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: hmmm well im sure yuo know better than to expect straight answers from me 20:21 JellyGeneral:

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Thermopylae

Thermopylae by p.b. wells It came to me half-asleep, that 3 a.m. dark hour between consciousness and the ditch. half dream, half curse. I was slouched in my chair inside my Fortress of Solitude, headlights from SR 9 flickering off empty bottles, the air thick with cannabis, Loreena McKennitt whispering through the cheap speaker haze. Then it hit. Thermopylae. the word dropped in my skull like a goddamn anvil. Thermopylae. I whispered it out loud, tasted the grit of it. didn’t know why. didn’t need to. it just came, uninvited, like a ghost that still knows your name. And then the questions started. the ugly kind that won’t let you sleep. where are our Spartans? where’s our Leonidas? who would walk out his door knowing he wouldn’t come back… and still do it anyway? I’ll tell you where: nowhere. you won’t find them in this land of half-fed souls and stocked portfolios, this endless scroll of dopamine and delusion. we traded courage for

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I Hate You Count von Count by Mii Brawler

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Jez and Rob's MSN Rap

Speed like Sonic! On gin and Tonic! While he's got chronic The runs, bubonic sounds polyphonicSonic sure is hard to ryhme But it does pass the time Like spendin a dime On Lemon and Lime Mmm.....that's fine Like good wine Is that a sign? Did it come from a shrine? No, but it sure is divine Like God's behindThere is too much gloomy rap, we can bring in the crap! Now let's break it down and tap! (Dance) Let's put Worcester on the map! Nah Worcester sucks, it's full of dumb ****s let's go sell ducks. and buy some porcilien mugs!Whoa, that was good! Like a hero, Robin Hood I have no clue! I have a few But what to do? With this few? And don't g...

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Jez and Rob's Ultimate Rap

When you drive your car you'll crash, Idiot, slow down, don't dash. You have the intelligence of a doorknob. You still seem intelligent, compared to Bob. Fish have better looks than you. Plus you smell like Pepe le Peu. My favourite colour is purple. When brushing your teeth, you better gurgle.If you smell bad, better have a wash. Or I will say, oh my gosh. You be eatin' brie, we be eatin' cheddar. I sure hope, this rap gets better! Too many bananas, hanging off trees Too many mushrooms hanging off old cheese What, we, gonna do? Let's go eat that giant shoe!Why eat Brie? Eat cheddar! You can grate it, with a shredder! Why so cold? Wear a...

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Head Bangin'

Head Bangin'Clears my mind. Helps me find. What underlies.Head Bangin'On the desk. It checks. What's next.Head Bangin'Distracts the pain. But no gain. Keeps me sane.Head Bangin'Helps me think. Let's me sink. To the brink.Head Bangin'Of insanity. Impossibility. Entering infinity.Head Bangin'Great paranoia. Sense of nostalgia. No more merrier.Head Bangin'Incomplete. Seen Elite. Lost the beat.Lying here,Silence. Headache. Tears.

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The Local Weather Report Includes Almost Nothing

“The Local Weather Report Includes Almost Nothing” You know something, brother? Okay, okay, I’m not Hulk Hogan, but you needed to hear that anyway. I miss the poor guy sometimes. Anyways, on to some more news for tonight. Tehachapi News as usual. Right down to a newspaper article for my local village town called, “Tehachapi Weather Watcher” I do not really say “entitled” because that word sounds pedantic and mean. People will read something when people HAVE TIME to read something. That’s why any sort of weather watching can be a very daunting task. What kind of silly goofus goes outside to watch the weather or something? According to the article, we have this week, last week, and last year for recents. Meteorology spans to the dark ages of the past even. I firmly believe the ancient poet named Virgil was a primitive weather reporter. Virgil even coined the term “time flies” which is outstanding romantic expression. Considering that Earth rotates around the sun in flight, this

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Southwest Driver's Mumble

“Southwest Driver’s Mumble” A buzzing swordfish vintage collection item is handmade with wisecracking zigzags of mic. Equestrian pedestrians tail down the solar reef when growing up and shrinking down alike. The middle fire gets oceanic along tearings up of a siege that blues into my lost cottontail. Out of your gone squares I foresee classic monstrosities masterminding a nonsense rail. My thrilling burp goofs up my tickling whiskers near to the bridge of my pizza wafters. Her wedding ring unfolds about that very charm on top of the glazing donut go-getters. Captivation brings us an extra hooligan. That brideless monkey soup runs the short path. Lethal teddy bears crack my spine over these bluer sights surrounding my parking wrath. Jingle bells taste like chicken, but I never eat jingle bells. That’s why I’m a chicken. Stab them in the suitcase with a case of lolly-gagging flowers. Garden’s a pickin’. Kittens need more popcorn these days. Oh! My valentine contains liver and

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Funny Politics

[VIDEO] “Funny Politics” The galaxy soaks up light. Campfire leaks for the strong rocks. Fallen sweets remain delicious. Drink pulls apart by metallic splash. River churns about backspace. Compass pops to enough flashlight. Nighttime sets orbit rising fresh. Opening peanuts crack like sandpaper. A fox sails next to more or less weeds. Homeless millionaires are entertainers. It’s not natural to burp in the woods. All together now, “BURP!!!” Congratulations! Poker is one for the ages. A king gets hairy and pointy. Follow the money. Top her royal majesty with a gift. Gold is just yellow stuff in the wrong direction. Pass the marshmallows.

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Piff Responds to Dumb Comments.

Stupid Reddit Commenter: 'Ban this account already, this is garbage' Piff: Welll excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, i'm very sorry my content isn't oscar winning material, I thought all AI subs appreciated my kind of video making but apparently both Pixverse and Kling's unofficial AI subreddits both bitch about me numerous times for some reasons, because some assholes hate my style. But at least i'm better than your average brainrot. I'm sorry but can we both stupid comments like this instead?

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Piff Responds to Stupid Comments.

Stupid Comment: 'Stop reposting the fish, i'm tired of it and i'm sure others are as ell' Piff: How about stop being a negative nelly all the time and stop acting like every AI video that gets made has to meet some kind of stanard of being absolute cinema? Look I am not making Citizen Kane or even The Shawshank Redemption, i'm doing feel good fun not a movie that will get any academy awards. How about not posting asshole comments every three minutes and offer something constructive? Stupid Comment: 'Stop posting the same fish over and over' Piff: How about you stop being an asshole over and over? Stupid Comment: 'All you do is post that fish' Piff: Because I AM that fish you idiot and if you don't like me you don't have to watch me, i'm sure there's some stupid 'this movie explained' video you could be watching instead that does something like explain Titanic to you that sounds like it's for a little kid. How about making your own content instead of just using boring human

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Piff Blows Up About: AI Phobia.

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Eyyy. Juicy Mower Show livestream chat logs (1)

Eyyy. From the Mower Show twitch livestreams Session 1: while playing "Never Gonna Give Pies Up (UST)" BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: and now its that pie crazed emperor again 20:12 JellyGeneral: Good old Premier Sponce 20:13 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: talk about a 1 track mind 20:13 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: his pie obsession is really starting to drag on 20:14 JellyGeneral: He's very healthy for his age (89 I believe), especially with all the pies. 20:15 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: very true 20:15 JellyGeneral: also yea, it was draggon on. 20:15 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: thats what i like to hear mort grin 20:16 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: someones deep into the lore now 20:19 JellyGeneral: it gives me more questions than answers lol. Mainly when and why? Revenge? And does that mean there was a "real" Sponce at one point? 20:20 BroadcasterDontCallMeTwinky: hmmm well im sure yuo know better than to expect straight answers from me 20:21 JellyGeneral:

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Thermopylae

Thermopylae by p.b. wells It came to me half-asleep, that 3 a.m. dark hour between consciousness and the ditch. half dream, half curse. I was slouched in my chair inside my Fortress of Solitude, headlights from SR 9 flickering off empty bottles, the air thick with cannabis, Loreena McKennitt whispering through the cheap speaker haze. Then it hit. Thermopylae. the word dropped in my skull like a goddamn anvil. Thermopylae. I whispered it out loud, tasted the grit of it. didn’t know why. didn’t need to. it just came, uninvited, like a ghost that still knows your name. And then the questions started. the ugly kind that won’t let you sleep. where are our Spartans? where’s our Leonidas? who would walk out his door knowing he wouldn’t come back… and still do it anyway? I’ll tell you where: nowhere. you won’t find them in this land of half-fed souls and stocked portfolios, this endless scroll of dopamine and delusion. we traded courage for

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I Hate You Count von Count by Mii Brawler

Here is the Rap song made by Mii Brawler, Mario, Luigi, Mii Swordfighter, and Mii Gunner Composed by: Master Hand, Album: Mii Brawler: The Pop of Culture The Lyrics: (Verse 1 - Mii Brawler) One, two, three, four, I can't take this anymore! Every single corner, there’s a vampire at the door. "Ah ah ah," yeah, we get it, you’re a classic, But checking every number is getting quite drastic. I just want to throw a punch, kick, and clear the stage, But this math homework is putting me in a rage. Keep your bats, keep your cape, keep your digital clock, 'Cause the Brawler’s got a rhythm that you cannot block! (Chorus - All) We hate you, Count Von Count, we are throwing down the glove! We cannot stand the counting that you supposedly love! No more adding up the items, no more tracking every score, We are slamming down the numbers and we’re walking out the door! (Verse 2 - Mario & Luigi) (Mario) Mama mia, Count, you make-a my head spin! I just want a coin, not a lesson to

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Jez and Rob's MSN Rap

Speed like Sonic! On gin and Tonic! While he's got chronic The runs, bubonic sounds polyphonicSonic sure is hard to ryhme But it does pass the time Like spendin a dime On Lemon and Lime Mmm.....that's fine Like good wine Is that a sign? Did it come from a shrine? No, but it sure is divine Like God's behindThere is too much gloomy rap, we can bring in the crap! Now let's break it down and tap! (Dance) Let's put Worcester on the map! Nah Worcester sucks, it's full of dumb ****s let's go sell ducks. and buy some porcilien mugs!Whoa, that was good! Like a hero, Robin Hood I have no clue! I have a few But what to do? With this few? And don't g...

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Jez and Rob's Ultimate Rap

When you drive your car you'll crash, Idiot, slow down, don't dash. You have the intelligence of a doorknob. You still seem intelligent, compared to Bob. Fish have better looks than you. Plus you smell like Pepe le Peu. My favourite colour is purple. When brushing your teeth, you better gurgle.If you smell bad, better have a wash. Or I will say, oh my gosh. You be eatin' brie, we be eatin' cheddar. I sure hope, this rap gets better! Too many bananas, hanging off trees Too many mushrooms hanging off old cheese What, we, gonna do? Let's go eat that giant shoe!Why eat Brie? Eat cheddar! You can grate it, with a shredder! Why so cold? Wear a...

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Head Bangin'

Head Bangin'Clears my mind. Helps me find. What underlies.Head Bangin'On the desk. It checks. What's next.Head Bangin'Distracts the pain. But no gain. Keeps me sane.Head Bangin'Helps me think. Let's me sink. To the brink.Head Bangin'Of insanity. Impossibility. Entering infinity.Head Bangin'Great paranoia. Sense of nostalgia. No more merrier.Head Bangin'Incomplete. Seen Elite. Lost the beat.Lying here,Silence. Headache. Tears.

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The Local Weather Report Includes Almost Nothing

“The Local Weather Report Includes Almost Nothing” You know something, brother? Okay, okay, I’m not Hulk Hogan, but you needed to hear that anyway. I miss the poor guy sometimes. Anyways, on to some more news for tonight. Tehachapi News as usual. Right down to a newspaper article for my local village town called, “Tehachapi Weather Watcher” I do not really say “entitled” because that word sounds pedantic and mean. People will read something when people HAVE TIME to read something. That’s why any sort of weather watching can be a very daunting task. What kind of silly goofus goes outside to watch the weather or something? According to the article, we have this week, last week, and last year for recents. Meteorology spans to the dark ages of the past even. I firmly believe the ancient poet named Virgil was a primitive weather reporter. Virgil even coined the term “time flies” which is outstanding romantic expression. Considering that Earth rotates around the sun in flight, this

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Southwest Driver's Mumble

“Southwest Driver’s Mumble” A buzzing swordfish vintage collection item is handmade with wisecracking zigzags of mic. Equestrian pedestrians tail down the solar reef when growing up and shrinking down alike. The middle fire gets oceanic along tearings up of a siege that blues into my lost cottontail. Out of your gone squares I foresee classic monstrosities masterminding a nonsense rail. My thrilling burp goofs up my tickling whiskers near to the bridge of my pizza wafters. Her wedding ring unfolds about that very charm on top of the glazing donut go-getters. Captivation brings us an extra hooligan. That brideless monkey soup runs the short path. Lethal teddy bears crack my spine over these bluer sights surrounding my parking wrath. Jingle bells taste like chicken, but I never eat jingle bells. That’s why I’m a chicken. Stab them in the suitcase with a case of lolly-gagging flowers. Garden’s a pickin’. Kittens need more popcorn these days. Oh! My valentine contains liver and

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Funny Politics

[VIDEO] “Funny Politics” The galaxy soaks up light. Campfire leaks for the strong rocks. Fallen sweets remain delicious. Drink pulls apart by metallic splash. River churns about backspace. Compass pops to enough flashlight. Nighttime sets orbit rising fresh. Opening peanuts crack like sandpaper. A fox sails next to more or less weeds. Homeless millionaires are entertainers. It’s not natural to burp in the woods. All together now, “BURP!!!” Congratulations! Poker is one for the ages. A king gets hairy and pointy. Follow the money. Top her royal majesty with a gift. Gold is just yellow stuff in the wrong direction. Pass the marshmallows.

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Piff Responds to Dumb Comments.

Stupid Reddit Commenter: 'Ban this account already, this is garbage' Piff: Welll excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, i'm very sorry my content isn't oscar winning material, I thought all AI subs appreciated my kind of video making but apparently both Pixverse and Kling's unofficial AI subreddits both bitch about me numerous times for some reasons, because some assholes hate my style. But at least i'm better than your average brainrot. I'm sorry but can we both stupid comments like this instead?

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Piff Responds to Stupid Comments.

Stupid Comment: 'Stop reposting the fish, i'm tired of it and i'm sure others are as ell' Piff: How about stop being a negative nelly all the time and stop acting like every AI video that gets made has to meet some kind of stanard of being absolute cinema? Look I am not making Citizen Kane or even The Shawshank Redemption, i'm doing feel good fun not a movie that will get any academy awards. How about not posting asshole comments every three minutes and offer something constructive? Stupid Comment: 'Stop posting the same fish over and over' Piff: How about you stop being an asshole over and over? Stupid Comment: 'All you do is post that fish' Piff: Because I AM that fish you idiot and if you don't like me you don't have to watch me, i'm sure there's some stupid 'this movie explained' video you could be watching instead that does something like explain Titanic to you that sounds like it's for a little kid. How about making your own content instead of just using boring human

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Piff Blows Up About: AI Phobia.

Piff: Because of some nasty Anti AI commenters picking on my human I will not be posting my anti-AI hater video on Youtube but it is on Dailymotion and on Tiktok. The point still stands there are worse than AI videos out there including Blippi, those reviewers who tried to be like Channel Awesome but just weren't successful enough to pul it off, Italian Brainrot animals, Skibbidi toilet, Labubus (yeah I don't care how cute some people think they are, they look like rejected Gremlins to me), Zackdfilms ('this is what happen when you eat the do not eat packet contents that come with packaging', spoiler alert, it won't kill you, you won't get arrested, you won't even get visited by your great aunt. nothing will happen, 'when a wasp stings you this will happen', yes, wasp stings hurt, we know that), movie facts we already knew ('Did you know that the rug in Sid's house in Toy Story is a reference to The Shining?' Why yes I did, because that is the same freakin fishin rug used

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Jez and Rob's Ultimate Rap

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The Local Weather Report Includes Almost Nothing

Southwest Driver's Mumble

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Piff Blows Up About: AI Phobia.

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I Hate You Count von Count by Mii Brawler

Jez and Rob's MSN Rap

Jez and Rob's Ultimate Rap

Head Bangin'

The Local Weather Report Includes Almost Nothing

Southwest Driver's Mumble

Funny Politics

Piff Responds to Dumb Comments.

Piff Responds to Stupid Comments.

Piff Blows Up About: AI Phobia.

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Eyyy. Juicy Mower Show livestream chat logs (1)

Thermopylae

I Hate You Count von Count by Mii Brawler

Jez and Rob's MSN Rap

Jez and Rob's Ultimate Rap

Head Bangin'

The Local Weather Report Includes Almost Nothing

Southwest Driver's Mumble

Funny Politics

Piff Responds to Dumb Comments.

Piff Responds to Stupid Comments.

Piff Blows Up About: AI Phobia.