I had a baby! Yup. I don't want to post her picture all over the internet, so this is her hand and her pink elephant sleeve. Coincidentally, when she farts/poops she sounds just like an elephant, and it's super cute.
My labor story: Uh, easily the hardest thing I have ever put myself through. She was almost 2 weeks late and 4 days before she was born they decided to induce me. Not going to go through all the details, but I was having labor contractions for 3 days before I ever even went into labor, thanks to a torture device that injected man-made oxytocin straight into my veins. So I had maxed-out the machine and had mega contractions up until the last day, when they said if I didn't get her out the old fashioned way they would have to do a c-section on me that night. My water had broken on the second day of contractions, so her heart rate was starting to go down and the doctors ended up having 8 people around me during labor, with one guy whose only job was to forcefully push down on