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Title: Lullaby for a Stormy Night
Pairing: Dean/Gabriel (kind of Gen, kind of not)
Author: Heavenreturned on LJ Andromedarayne on dA
Notes: Fic #2 for my Mp3 Shuffle prompt. Lullaby for a Stormy Night by Vienna Teng. Lyrics in italics at the end
Word Count without header or lyrics: 705
Beta'd by the wonderful darkamber
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The dreams he had of Hell kept him up most nights. He hadn't told Cas or Sammy how much he really remembered now but it was horrible. He could fall asleep ok but always jerked awake in tears or with muffled shouts. He figured he must have some sort of Post Traumatic Stress shit going on because on nights it stormed the dreams were worse. It wasn't that he was afraid of the storms at all but more that the sounds made him remember things he didn't want to at all.
He sighed and stood at the window, staring out at the rain that pelted everything and was drenched the world outside. Sometimes he was so close to saying yes, he wanted everything to stop. He was tired of
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Fanfic: The Voice
Title: The Voice
Author: Heavenreturned on LJ Andromedarayne on dA
Pairing: Gabriel/Dean
Rating: P-G
Song #1 for my MP3 Shuffle prompt: The Voice by Celtic Women
Word Count without header and lyrics: 980
Notes: This song was extremely hard to come up with a story to so hopefully I did it well enough. Lyrics after the fic in italics
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Things had been different the past few weeks. He wasn't entirely sure why. His whole life, he'd felt as if someone were with him. Even when he was alone. But now everything felt so flat and so dull. It felt like something important, very important… Was missing.
He stood now, in the pouring rain and waited, but nothing happened. It was just rain; it was wet and nasty. There was nothing extra like there used to be. At first, he thought it might just be his imagination, but he'd heard the rain his whole life and this wasn't the same. It used to feel refreshing and cleansing. Now, it was just muddy. With a frown, he turned and headed into t
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Shamelessly stolen from ladyknightanka and cashay (at LJ)  because I obviously hate myself. My WIP's will just have to wait *sighs*

Now as for the rules for this meme, pay attention, they're complicated...


THREE SENTENCE AU MEME
Give me pairings (or characters). Give me an AU setting. I will write you a three-sentence fic.


Got that? Good!

Now as for fandom/pairings/characters, check out my interests/profile if you want inspiration. I'm willing to give any fandom I know a try.


I'm also doing this over at Livejournal, so if you'd prefer... jadeaffection.livejournal.com/…

I have three done over there already if you wanted to check them out. (a Band of Brothers, a SPN/Good Omens x-over and a Supernatural one)

Don't have a LJ account? No problem, I'll still respond to anonymous prompts. =)

                                                                                     **Open for Prompts**
  • Listening to: How Do You Do - Roxette
  • Watching: Mallrats
  • Eating: A Snickers

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Jade
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Shy country girl from Australia with a soft spot for chocolate and kittens. Was a fangirl before I even knew what one was. I have a horrible case of Fandom ADD... I flit, change obsessions yearly/monthly but am fiercely loyal in the long run. Am cursed with terminal laziness. Is a sucker for a pretty face, expressive eyebrows, accents, genuinely nice down-to-earth guys (please marry me, Richard Speight Jr) and cheesy pickup lines. Just wants to make people laugh. Poor student, hopeful writer, sarcastic cow.

Guess I should tell you a little about my fanfiction huh?
To start with, I'm a hopeless romantic. There is nothing better than a good love story. Therefore most, if not all of my writing will be romance. Even if it has a bigger storyline there will still be a romantic pairing at the heart of it. I can't help it... I LOVE love.

Secondly, I have a bit of a good girl/bad boy thing. Ok, so my shrink calls it an obsession. Pffht, what would he know? Anyhoo, I think every good, nerdy girl like myself has dreamed of landing her own bad guy. Mum said it was a phase I'd get over...six years ago.

Most importantly is my stance on canon pairings. Now don't get me wrong, I do ship canon. I just won't write it. Well not final canon anyway. By that I mean canon pairings that are still together at the end of the movie, last page of the book or final scene of the final ever episode of a show. If my couple are together when the curtain closes I am overjoyed and see no reason to write about them. I write to vent my frustration about the couples that didn't make it to the end or were never given the chance by their creator.

SHIPS:

Supernatural~
Dean/Castiel (If you had told me when I first started watching supernatural that I would be shipping Dean with a guy, I would have called you crazy but now... Omg these two are meant to be together! I may cry if they don't at least end up as bestest friends)
Sam/Gabriel ( Yes, I know... my crack is rather good! But trust me on this, it totally works. The sarcasm vs bitchface would be epic plus Sammy gets his own angel!)
Dean/Gabriel (Their combined sweet-tooths and hedonism alone make this pairing smoking hot. Their bedroom antics would be awesome.)
Dean/Crowley (You saw the chemistry right? I'm not insane, am I?)
Gabriel/Crowley (Could you imagine? I think they would get along smashingly!)
Dean/Jo (My hetero-normative backup pairing... They Jossed my backup pairing! *sobs*)
Adam/Michael ( I blame Ladyknightanka! Completely her fault... and I love her for it!)
Ellen/Any canon character capable of keeping up with her awesome but mainly Bobby ( I don't think this needs explaining... Ellen is badass!)
Dean/Layla ( Faith is one of my all time fave episodes. I cry every damn time!)
Dean/Castiel/Sam/Gabriel and any threesome combinations thereof... and if Crowley wants to join, that's good too (Apparently my incest squick is completely negated by the addition of a clueless angel and/or a mischievious archangel and/or a British demon... good to know!)
Bobby/Sherrif Jodie Mills (Awww!)

Suits~
Harvey/Mike (This one's kind of obvious isn't it? I mean, normal guys don't stare at each other like that... unless they're Dean and Cas!)
Harvey/Donna (She is a goddess and I have a huge girl!crush on her gorgeous self. Redheads ftw! I worship at her feet. There are also several billion sensual, erotic and varyingly dirty things I would like to do to/with Gabriel Macht. His smile is one of the most beautiful things in the known universe. Together they would define amazing!)
Harvey/Donna/Mike (All ship conflicts should be solved by threesomes! *nods*)

Glee~
Puck/Karofsky: (They could totally rock the Not-a-stereotypical-gay-guy/The-plumbing-doesn't-matter-as-long-as-you're-hot dynamic. And after Puck, Dave is my second fave.)
Will/Finn: (So wrong, it's hot. and they are both gorgeous!)
Kurt/Puck: ( Tell me you don't see it!)
Kurt/Karofsky: (Haters gonna hate)
Karofsky/Blaine: (Don't look at me like that!)
Blaine/Anyone but Kurt: (Darren Criss is several flavors of awesome!)

Harry Potter~
Dramione (Bad boy/good girl, screw canon)
George/Hermione (He could loosen her up)
Neville/Luna (Awwwwww)
Draco/Luna (A little naughty)
George/Luna (Sooo cute)
Oliver/Hermione (Just cause)
Cedric/Hermione (See above)
Cedric/Oliver (Yummy)
Oliver/George or Fred or Both (Not too much twincest though)
Cedric/George or Fred or Both (As above, its a bit icky)

Twilight~
Jasper/Alice (Too cute)
Edward/Alice (Bella shits me)
Jasper/Bella (Yet this would be interesting)
Edward/Jasper (Hot)
Edward/Jacob (Why the hell not... forget Bella, You two elope)
Garret/Kate (Random, brief and totally adorable)
Rosalie/Jacob (I don't much like her but could you imagine the HOT hate!sex)

Books~
Crowley/Aziraphale: Good Omens (What do you mean it's not canon?)
Homer/Ellie: Tomorrow Series (I love their dynamic... and I'm so over Lee. Plus movie!Homer...UNF!)
Zaphod/Arthur: Hitchhiker's Series (Yeah, I don't even know.)
Mike/Beth: The Wind Eye (She's the only one he's nice to... aww!)
Casper/Poppy: Perfect Timing ( I loved him from the start)

Doctor Who/Torchwood~
Doctor(Ten)/Donna: (Go the redhead and who doesn't want in David's pants?)
Doctor(Eleven)/River: (So much epic love... and River is my hero!)
Doctor(Eleven)/Rory: (Dorktastic and full of chemistry.)
Owen/Tosh: (Seriously people, get with it!)
Gwen/Rhys: (1. I adore Rhys and just want him to be happy and 2. it stops that cow putting her filthy hands on Jack!)
Jack/Ianto: (Makes me go a little weak kneed just thinking 'bout it)

Random~
Simon/Mal: Firefly/Serenity (The subtext is almost text with these two...UST-overload)
Alan/Billy (Dr. Grant/Mr Brennen): Jurassic Park III (They intended this movie to be pre-slash right? They obviously love each other *nods*)
Daniel/Betty: Ugly Betty (Need I say it again?)
Zuko/Katara: Avatar (bb/gg)
Veronica/Logan: Veronica Mars (Logan is HOT)
Logan/Mac: Veronica Mars (Me saying it is getting a little old)
Buffy/Angel or Spike (Just get with a hot vamp already)
Hawkeye/Margaret: MASH (Sexual tension much?)
Pacey/Joey: Dawson's creek (Forever and always)
Ray/Neela: ER (Roomies forever)
Abby/McGee: NCIS (Geek love)
Penny/Sheldon: Big Bang Theory (Screw Leonard, Sheldon's adorable... not that I could live with him in real life but!)
Ryan/Kelsi: High School Musical (Love Ryan,if he's not gay at least he bagged the best girl)
Jayne/River: Firefly/Serenity ( It's just naughty)
Stokely/Stan: The Faculty ( I will never love another pairing as much... they make me indescribably happy!)
Daniel/Cameron: Stargate SG1 (Can we say chemistry?)
Tony/Maxxie: Skins (bb/gb)


I'm sure there's more but this will do for now. xx

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Favourite genre of music: Any except Polka and Techno
Favourite cartoon character: Daffy Duck
Personal Quote: That amuses/disturbs/intrigues/annoys/arouses me to no end!
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Hey there! Hope your birthday was a good one! I would've replied sooner, but I was busy at the time. :/
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:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's Wednesday, March 1stth which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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