Hi deviantART, I'm like 26 or something now. That's more than double the age I was when I joined this website.
I finally completed an album of music, a bunch of ineffable siren songs for the cultural epidemic. It's called Can't Turn It Off! It's free at http://ok.glass, pay what you want at okglass.bandcamp.com, and $10 handmade CDs are available at Needlejuice Records, where you can also incredibly pick up physical copies of the 2016 Lemon Demon record!
That's the update for 2018. I hope you kids are still alive. Let me know when deviantART goes out of business, okay?
Hello deviantART, what has even happened to you? Listen, I hope you're okay.
Chet and I made another Christmas album, as we are wont to do. It's six minutes long and zero dollars expensive and really silly. It has songs about brands and cops, your favorite things!! Maybe we should've called it American Christmas instead.
Listen and download here. And hey, let's be friends again! I love you, goodbye!
Hey remember snowmanman (https://www.deviantart.com/snowmanman) and Petsuchos-Isis (https://www.deviantart.com/petsuchos-isis) and me? The first one made a game and got the second one to do the music and the third one to help the second one! It came out real good I think and I am proud of the work that (we?) did. Yeah, okay, we. We all put an undeserving amount of work in and I think we are all glad that it is public now.
It's a video game! For your computer! Please play it! Please!!
the story: my friends have a ridiculous radio show where every night has a different theme (like christian rock, eurotrash, female empowerment jams, white-boy reggae) and tomorrow's is sonic the hedgehog
i took all the images (except the bottom one) from deviantart and i figured "might as well give back." a nod to my redneck past
this journal will self-destruct once i regain my sense of dignity