Hi deviantART, I'm like 26 or something now. That's more than double the age I was when I joined this website.
I finally completed an album of music, a bunch of ineffable siren songs for the cultural epidemic. It's called Can't Turn It Off! It's free at http://ok.glass, pay what you want at okglass.bandcamp.com, and $10 handmade CDs are available at Needlejuice Records, where you can also incredibly pick up physical copies of the 2016 Lemon Demon record!
That's the update for 2018. I hope you kids are still alive. Let me know when deviantART goes out of business, okay?
Hello deviantART, what has even happened to you? Listen, I hope you're okay.
Chet and I made another Christmas album, as we are wont to do. It's six minutes long and zero dollars expensive and really silly. It has songs about brands and cops, your favorite things!! Maybe we should've called it American Christmas instead.
Listen and download here. And hey, let's be friends again! I love you, goodbye!
Hey remember snowmanman (https://www.deviantart.com/snowmanman) and Petsuchos-Isis (https://www.deviantart.com/petsuchos-isis) and me? The first one made a game and got the second one to do the music and the third one to help the second one! It came out real good I think and I am proud of the work that (we?) did. Yeah, okay, we. We all put an undeserving amount of work in and I think we are all glad that it is public now.
It's a video game! For your computer! Please play it! Please!!
the story: my friends have a ridiculous radio show where every night has a different theme (like christian rock, eurotrash, female empowerment jams, white-boy reggae) and tomorrow's is sonic the hedgehog
i took all the images (except the bottom one) from deviantart and i figured "might as well give back." a nod to my redneck past
this journal will self-destruct once i regain my sense of dignity
Chet and I are up to our old tricks: http://soundcloud.com/j2n4me/sets/tinsel-time-by-chet-farnsworth
It's only 4 tracks long because a lot of bullshit happened but we are still pretty happy with it. I hope it makes you happy too!
#caffeinelounge is 8. In celebration, Petsuchos-Isis (https://www.deviantart.com/petsuchos-isis) and I present to you our first/last rap song, "ALOHA VERA".
The first thing that comes to mind is "I have literally wasted eight years of my life on the internet." The other side of it is "I have spent 8 years having weird/great friends in other time zones." And that thing is incredible and fantastic and all of y'alls are the best people in the world and I'm so glad this happened.
I reluctantly made an "album" (in quotes because it's only 7 songs and like 15 minutes long) because friends were pressuring me. Friends like Petsuchos-Isis (https://www.deviantart.com/petsuchos-isis), HippySkier (https://www.deviantart.com/hippyskier), TVsKyle (https://www.deviantart.com/tvskyle), snowmanman (https://www.deviantart.com/snowmanman), and oddaustin (https://www.deviantart.com/oddaustin) (whoa, is that actually his account? has he ever used it?). I am happy with it and I would like very much for you to listen to it.
Now is the time to listen to it.
IT'S CALLED MORE SONGS ABOUT CHRISTMAS AND FOOD AND YOU CAN CLICK THAT TO DOWNLOAD IT
HERE'S US DESTROYING AN ELVIS SONG (TRACK 13) WHICH GIVES YOU A PRETTY GOOD IDEA OF WHAT TO EXPECT
I MADE IT WITH CHET FARNSWORTH WHO IS THE BEST
I PLAYED THE MAJORITY OF THE INSTRUMENTS AND WROTE FOUR SONGS AND SANG ON A FEW
GET IT FOR A SWEET HOLIDAY EXPERIENCE
PS: HOLIDAY48 COMES IN FOUR DAYS
PPS: WHAT THE FUCK, CAN WE REALLY USE IMAGES?
dumb new journal swag, hell yeah
what the fuck is deviantartart? i made some music though:
go buy PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS by TV'S KYLE (yes, that TVsKyle (https://www.deviantart.com/tvskyle)) because i played like a dozen instruments on two songs
go listen to CHET FARNSWORTH (yes, that chet-farnsworth (https://www.deviantart.com/chet-farnsworth)) and i EMBARRASSING OURSELVES because i played accordion and screamed background vocals
go to my music site DICTIONARYATTACK.NET (no, not that dictionaryattack (https://www.deviantart.com/dictionaryattack)) because i put up some new things
all right. now gimme five*.