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I made a real album of inscrutable pop music

I made a real album of inscrutable pop music

Hi deviantART, I'm like 26 or something now. That's more than double the age I was when I joined this website. I finally completed an album of music, a bunch of ineffable siren songs for the cultural epidemic. It's called Can't Turn It Off! It's free at http://ok.glass, pay what you want at okglass.bandcamp.com, and $10 handmade CDs are available at Needlejuice Records, where you can also incredibly pick up physical copies of the 2016 Lemon Demon record! That's the update for 2018. I hope you kids are still alive. Let me know when deviantART goes out of business, okay?
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FREE CHRISTMAS - a new album by Chet Farnsworth

FREE CHRISTMAS - a new album by Chet Farnsworth

Hello deviantART, what has even happened to you? Listen, I hope you're okay. Chet and I made another Christmas album, as we are wont to do. It's six minutes long and zero dollars expensive and really silly. It has songs about brands and cops, your favorite things!! Maybe we should've called it American Christmas instead. Listen and download here. And hey, let's be friends again! I love you, goodbye!
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please play HUNGER DOG

please play HUNGER DOG

What's deviantART? Hey remember snowmanman (https://www.deviantart.com/snowmanman) and Petsuchos-Isis (https://www.deviantart.com/petsuchos-isis) and me? The first one made a game and got the second one to do the music and the third one to help the second one! It came out real good I think and I am proud of the work that (we?) did. Yeah, okay, we. We all put an undeserving amount of work in and I think we are all glad that it is public now. It's a video game! For your computer! Please play it! Please!!
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TORTALINIS (RIDICULOUS RADIO SHOW) IS ON NOW

TORTALINIS (RIDICULOUS RADIO SHOW) IS ON NOW

y'all know what kind of radio i do, but i am not exaggerating when i say this is going to be the most ridiculous radio show i do this semester http://radio.purchase.edu:8100/listen.m3u
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i just need this image to be on deviantart:

i just need this image to be on deviantart:

the story: my friends have a ridiculous radio show where every night has a different theme (like christian rock, eurotrash, female empowerment jams, white-boy reggae) and tomorrow's is sonic the hedgehog i took all the images (except the bottom one) from deviantart and i figured "might as well give back." a nod to my redneck past this journal will self-destruct once i regain my sense of dignity
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MADE A CHRISTMAS ALBUM, AGAIN.

MADE A CHRISTMAS ALBUM, AGAIN.

Chet and I are up to our old tricks: http://soundcloud.com/j2n4me/sets/tinsel-time-by-chet-farnsworth It's only 4 tracks long because a lot of bullshit happened but we are still pretty happy with it. I hope it makes you happy too!
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FRIENDS AND STRANGERS

FRIENDS AND STRANGERS

IF YOU WANT TO RAP ON MY CHRISTMAS ALBUM, TELL ME BELOW.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY #CL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY #CL

#caffeinelounge is 8. In celebration, Petsuchos-Isis (https://www.deviantart.com/petsuchos-isis) and I present to you our first/last rap song, "ALOHA VERA". fiftyninety.fawmers.org/songs/16239 The first thing that comes to mind is "I have literally wasted eight years of my life on the internet." The other side of it is "I have spent 8 years having weird/great friends in other time zones." And that thing is incredible and fantastic and all of y'alls are the best people in the world and I'm so glad this happened.
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Rap

Rap

I've been rapping, mostly out of spite and on a dare. Come rap with me. (samples of my awful flow in the comments) (also i mean with my voice, not just with words on a computer screen)
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VERY WELL. Seven songs for you.

VERY WELL. Seven songs for you.

I reluctantly made an "album" (in quotes because it's only 7 songs and like 15 minutes long) because friends were pressuring me. Friends like Petsuchos-Isis (https://www.deviantart.com/petsuchos-isis), HippySkier (https://www.deviantart.com/hippyskier), TVsKyle (https://www.deviantart.com/tvskyle), snowmanman (https://www.deviantart.com/snowmanman), and oddaustin (https://www.deviantart.com/oddaustin) (whoa, is that actually his account? has he ever used it?). I am happy with it and I would like very much for you to listen to it. Now is the time to listen to it.
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MADE A CHRISTMAS ALBUM

MADE A CHRISTMAS ALBUM

IT'S CALLED MORE SONGS ABOUT CHRISTMAS AND FOOD AND YOU CAN CLICK THAT TO DOWNLOAD IT HERE'S US DESTROYING AN ELVIS SONG (TRACK 13) WHICH GIVES YOU A PRETTY GOOD IDEA OF WHAT TO EXPECT I MADE IT WITH CHET FARNSWORTH WHO IS THE BEST I PLAYED THE MAJORITY OF THE INSTRUMENTS AND WROTE FOUR SONGS AND SANG ON A FEW GET IT FOR A SWEET HOLIDAY EXPERIENCE PS: HOLIDAY48 COMES IN FOUR DAYS PPS: WHAT THE FUCK, CAN WE REALLY USE IMAGES?
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YOU GUYS, I MADE MUSIC AGAIN.

YOU GUYS, I MADE MUSIC AGAIN.

dumb new journal swag, hell yeah what the fuck is deviantartart? i made some music though: go buy PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS by TV'S KYLE (yes, that TVsKyle (https://www.deviantart.com/tvskyle)) because i played like a dozen instruments on two songs go listen to CHET FARNSWORTH (yes, that chet-farnsworth (https://www.deviantart.com/chet-farnsworth)) and i EMBARRASSING OURSELVES because i played accordion and screamed background vocals go to my music site DICTIONARYATTACK.NET (no, not that dictionaryattack (https://www.deviantart.com/dictionaryattack)) because i put up some new things all right. now gimme five*. *dollars
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Thank you, the internet

When Davefest goes up for download in five months, what...

  |  45 votes
  • 128k MP3! I don't have that much hard drive space or I have terrible internets, and the basics will suffice.
  • 320k MP3! I'm down with good-sounding files, and I can spare a little more room!
  • FLAC! I'm an audiophile with a hard drive the size of the moon.

COLLISION TIME AGAIN.

  |  20 votes
  • We just put up the Christmas tree again, and I'm probably
  • going to forget it's there and walk into it
  • at like 6 AM again. Last year, I did this
  • four times. Leave your numerical bet
  • as a comment on this thang - betting closes
  • when holiday48 ends, and the winner
  • will be revealed during ICE THROWING:
  • A CAFFEINELOUNGE NEW YEAR'S RADIO EXTRAVAGANZA.
  • The end!

FROST WIN'D. CHAMPIONSHIP TIME:

  |  29 votes

FROST AS A GANGSTER OR SHAD AS A BIKER

  |  42 votes

What if we skip out on Davefest 08 and return with 09? ...

  |  27 votes
  • Don't do it! I love Davefest. :'(
  • Okay, fine. But you had better have it on May 2, 2009. :'(

How many times will j2 collide with the Christmas tree ...

  |  18 votes
  • PLACE BETS NOW with a comment. Winners get prizes.
  • (As of Sun Dec 23 21:24:47 PST 2007, j2 has collided with the Christmas tree 3 times.)

I'm in the Dorito aisle. Do you want Cool Ranch or Nach...

  |  25 votes
  • Cool Ranch
  • Nacho Cheese

STYLECHILDS OF #CL: Would you kill me if I made an all-...

  |  28 votes
  • Yes
  • No

But if she asks where my brother is, tell her he's

  |  24 votes
  • long gone
  • long gone
  • long gone
  • long gone
  • long gone
  • long gone

Which should I get first?

  |  23 votes
  • An external hard drive
  • More RAM
  • Neither; save up for the Adobe CS3 Supra Pack (will take several years)

DAVEFEST.

  |  16 votes
  • An awesome version of a song everyone's heard before
  • A new song

Which should I devote more time to?

  |  19 votes
  • Davequest II
  • Davefest 2008
  • thej2.com
  • Animutations
  • Radio-flavored things
  • Other (specify)