I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.
I asked "why?"
The angel said "angels don't watch over nerds hehehehaha."
Twenty one angels are TOTAL nerds. Ten of them are sleeping, Ten are playing, one is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including your nearest StateFarm representative. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not gonna give you quality insurance at affordable prices. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly give you the insurance.
Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with groceries. God says its over. A brown paper bag is coming your way.
If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix you. DROP Everything and get StateFarm already. Tomorrow will be the best day of your car insurance career. Don't break this noose, i need it to fucking hang myself for sending chain mail.
Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard.