Prince of the Forest

The Prince of the Forest smokes obscure french brands because he thinks it makes him look cool. Being a European he's engaged himself in a crusade against women's rights, polo ties and the dollar menu. A good friend of Joe Camel, though wishes he'd give up his towel-head religion for something more modern; like paganism.

He'd show you his junk, but he hates American women.

Some of you may know I make games...

This is from a game I'm possibly not doing that's not called Haasten because that's vaporware and I'm totally not still working on it in!

If you reached this page because I put a bunch of sexual, anime and manga keywords into the keyword field, then no I'm not sorry, but I am slightly amused.