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Published: December 16, 2016


[Name]:
 GO GO LET’S GO LET’S GO DATEKOU

 

[Name]: GO GO GO GO GO GO SEIJO! PUSH IT, PUSH IT, PUSH IT SEIJO!

 

[Name]: GO GO KARASUNO PUSH IT PUSH IT KARASUNO

 

[Name]: SHIRATORIZAWA!! SHIRATORIZAWA!! NICE KILL USHIJIMA!! USHIJIMA!!

 

[Name]: I don’t remember the rest of the cheers.

 

Terushima: Ahem, I believe you forgot Johzenji!

 

[Name]: Oh

 

[Name]: Never mind I think I got all the cheers

 

Kuroo: [Name] is so mean haha

 

Bokuto: DO YOU NOT KNOW FUKURODANI’S CHEER

 

Bokuto: WAIT I FORGOT I DON’T THINK HARUICHI DREW THEM

 

Kuroo: Fourth wall, Bokuto.

 

[Name]: I’ve never been to a Fukurodani match sorry pal

 

[Name]: Ushijima’s online! Hi, Ushijima! :)

 

Ushijima: Hello.

 

Sawamura: You played a good game, Ushijima. It was fun playing with your team.

 

Ushijima: It was fun playing with your team, too.

 

Futakuchi: I’m kinda happy [Name] remembered Datekou first

 

Oikawa: [Name]-chan should be the main cheerer lololol

 

Terushima: She forgot Johzenji :((

 

Oikawa: Your team isn’t worth remembering! Hahaha

 

Kuroo: Roasted

 

Ushijima: I don’t think Oikawa is lighting him on fire.

 

Bokuto: ^^^^ HE’S SO OUTDATED I’M YELLING

 

Bokuto: WAIT I’M ALWAYS YELLING

 

[Name]: Futakuchi, you should let me cheer for your team sometime

 

[Name]: I seem to be happiest when I’m cheering for the Iron Wall of Datekou

 

Futakuchi: Sure, why not?

 

Kuroo: Are you trying to steal my precious [Name]?

 

Bokuto: Are you trying to steal OUR precious [Name]?!!!

 

Ushijima: How is she precious?

 

Oikawa: USHIWAKA-KUN, YOU’RE SO OBLIVIOUS

 

Oikawa: You see, the reason why [Name]-chan is precious is because

 

Terushima: She’s not precious anymore she forgot Johzenji

 

Terushima: After all the things I’ve done for her

 

[Name]: The only thing you’ve done for me is annoy me, you fuckboy

 

Sawamura: [Name], please don’t swear.

 

Oikawa: TERUSHIMA GOT ROASTED

 

Kuroo: ROASTED

 

Bokuto: ROOOOAAAASTED!!!!

 

Bokuto: DISSED BY [NAME]! I’M PROUD

 

Ushijima: [Name]-san, you’re quite vulgar.

 

[Name]: Wtf all I said is fuckboy

 

Terushima: I’m not a fuckboy >:(

 

Kuroo: You kinda are

 

Oikawa: Ushiwaka, [Name]’s just being honest :)

 

Ushijima Wakatoshi sent a photo.

 

Futakuchi: Why did you send us a picture of your nose?

 

Ushijima: Apologies. How do I delete it?

 

Kuroo: You can’t.

 

Oikawa: Lolol tech savvy

 

Ushijima Wakatoshi left the chat.

 

Terushima: ??? Why did he leave

 

Oikawa: He sucks at using mobile phones, bleh!

 

[Name]: Should we add him back?

 

Oikawa: No >:( HE PISSES ME OFF, [NAME]-CHAN!

 

Kuroo: I think we should. This is called ‘Captains’ for a reason.

 

Futakuchi: [Name] isn’t a captain of a team. She’s not even in a club

 

Terushima: So why is she here?? Not that I don’t like her here or anything

 

Sawamura: Who added [Name]?

 

Oikawa: Are you guys serious?? Ahahaha

 

Oikawa: She’s the one who made this group

 

Kuroo: Exactly. She’s friends with a lot of people

 

Futakuchi: And when he says a lot, he means a LOT.

 

Sawamura: I think [Name] is quite easy to get along with.

 

[Name]: You think so, Daichi? Thank you <3

 

Bokuto: SHE SENT HIM A HEART

 

Terushima: [Name], you still haven’t apologized to me for calling me a fuckboy

 

Kuroo: There’s no reason to apologize if she’s telling the truth

 

[Name]: You all are nerds and losers

 

[Name]: except for Daichi

 

[Name]: Daichi is cool. I like him

 

[Name] [Surname] left the chat.

 

Oikawa: Man, Iwa-chan’s complaining again! I gotta go :( talk to you guys later!!

 

Kuroo: I have to go too.

 

Terushima: [Name]. [Naaaaaaame]. [Nameeeeeeeeeee]??

 

Sawamura: I think Asahi needs my help with something. We’ll chat later.

 

Futakuchi: Gotta practice, see you later. We'll add them back tomorrow.

 

Bokuto: WAIT GUYS

 

Terushima: What is it?

 

Bokuto: WE NEVER GOT TO TELL HIM WHY [NAME] IS PRECIOUS

 

Oikawa: !!!!!!!!!

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