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Aww, don't be sad, Bron. I still love you even though I keep torturing you with awkward situations like this. :petting:

In case I never find that Vex mod I'm dreaming of, I have explored some other options for my imperial thief. I think it goes without saying that so far I haven't had much luck finding him the right lady... :XD: Before anyone starts throwing rocks at me for making fun of their waifu of choice (or hubby - maybe someone actually has married Angrenor) I must emphasize that views in the comic are based on only these NPC's compatibility with Bron. Mjoll the Lioness for example is actually one of my favorite characters - I really like how she's always throwing remarks about her surroundings and other things. That would make her a wonderful traveling companion for Skaila, but Bron... not so much.
Oh and if the panel with Ysolda doesn't make sense to you, chances are that you haven't done A Night To Remember quest yet. If that is the case I can but recommend that if you ever come across a guy called Sam who dares you to take part in drinking contest, you accept the challenge. Definitely one of the funniest quests in the game... :D


Bron Martes me
Marcurio, Aela the Huntress, Mjoll the Lioness, Taarie, Uthgerd the Unbroken, Camilla Valerius, Sven, Faendal, Ghorza Gra-Bagol, Ysolda and Angrenor Once-Honored Bethesda
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:iconzanarnaryon:
ZanarNaryon Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2019  Hobbyist General Artist
The Ysolda one is hilarious, because his Daedric prince story is actually true, but so unbelievable that no one would accept it
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VolgFurry Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2018
hahah omfg this is one of the best comic stripe i have seen of skyrim it`s just so good
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Foiboc Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2018
Marcurio is the best!Heart 
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Dat-Auri-El Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol thats funny
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ExampleJohn Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2018
What about that chick Sylgja in Shor's stone? She's like Isolda but without the crazy...
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WerewolfQueenSarah69 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 22, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Would Bron ever go for someone that is a different race, like a Khajiit/Argoinian/etc that is similar to him in personality/likes/dislikes/etc? Just curious. Because if he can't get Vex or anyone he's just gonna be a sad sack for the rest of his days. Poor Bron, all sad and in tears. But he looks so adorable when he's sad but poor Marcurio, having to put up with sad sack Bron. He looks 'so happy', lol 😂
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Jeratai Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2017
Aw, poor Bron at the end ..
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:iconwerewolfqueensarah69:
WerewolfQueenSarah69 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
I know, poor bugga...
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:icontayayase:
TayAyase Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Awww x3
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ZanarNaryon Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Uthgerd sounds cool
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Mandalorian77 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016
I did snatch Camilla away from the love triangle. Now we live in a house surrounded by haunted swamps and the nearest town has a huge vampire problem.    
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Skipperthe13th Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2016
Beautiful and funny skyrim comic :)
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tomhur Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Why not Iona that housecarl for Riften?
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RobotSnake Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Student General Artist
I'm guessing the same reasons that would exclude Lydia.
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elflovin Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OOmg I felt the pain
First time I played, I played a thief too and when I found out the hard way that none of the other guild members weren't marriageable partners, I think a i cried a lot. Oddly I ended marrying Balimund because he was the only one I wanted to actually wanted after the guild...
I mean all of the companions are beautiful, but my thief was not a true companion at heart
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:iconthetruesolaire:
TheTrueSolaire Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2016
I believe I can answer your prayers. www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/…?
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Isriana Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ooh, interesting. So far the problem with Vex has been that she has an unique voice and therefore no available lines for marriage. Yet she is not listed as incompatible in the mod description - maybe this one will actually work. Thanks for the link! I'll try that when I can.
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TheTrueSolaire Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2016
There is a Skyrim modding technique that lets you scramble character voices. So if Vex, for instance, says something you can take that to an entirely different context. It's how gamer poop does it, it just works.
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echometroid1623 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2016
That's just pathetic. Why don't you come up with a female Dragonborn for him? Maybe make her a cute but highly deadly Dark Brotherhood assassin, to go along with your criminal theme?
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GoldenCat12 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
What about Muri? Oh wait, he's not from the DB...
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DominoMastadon Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2016
This is amazing. 
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:icontheboyender:
TheBoyEnder Featured By Owner May 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You should do an ask my OCs type thing, where like, we ask a question to an OC, and that OC answers it.
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RandaGarg Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016
Laughing  Agrenor and Marcurio; priceless!
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:icontheboyender:
TheBoyEnder Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
.0. You should have him try with Serana and Frea.

You guys actually make me wanna draw skyrim stuff. But I use a pencil and paper, so...I can't v.v
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Lord0Slayer Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2016
Nice. I actually had already married Ysolda the first time I did A Night to Remember, so that turned into all kinds of awkward. ^_^;
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Lord0Slayer Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2016
"And would it kill you to us every once in a while? Like when you're in town to pawn off your loot?"
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KantankerousKitten Featured By Owner May 1, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Same thing with me. It was super awkward to have her yelling at me in Proudspire manor where our two children could overhear us.
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:iconlord0slayer:
Lord0Slayer Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2016
"Honey, can we please not talk about how leaving my mistress is a bad thing in front of the kids?"
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:iconkantankerouskitten:
KantankerousKitten Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
"And is it not a bad thing to leave your wife and children for months on end?" "Look now, that's different...."
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DiamondEyedGemini Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me. With those very same people. I even whirlwind sprinted out of there 

And that girl who thought i was married 

Well... Lets just say "my darling betrothed" didnt take the divorce well..

This breton can never be tied down! ^-^
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:icontheboyender:
TheBoyEnder Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I got married in like the first hour of the game. I think it was to Mjoll or Uthgerd...

I dunno.
I haven't been to my house in a long time.
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DiamondEyedGemini Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmm i like to be a traveler so i havent bought or built a house 

Nope the road and inns are my way..

And as for the marriage well we all know im more then unwilling to date any of the guys in it. (Even Vilkas and Farkas)
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:icontheboyender:
TheBoyEnder Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I've married at least half of the marriable people in skyrim, regardless of gender XD. I'm a video game man whore v.v
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DiamondEyedGemini Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha im not im a chaste ice queen

I barely even tolerate having people as my partner xD
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Narvalune Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2016
Ysolda is the Chosen one. I came to her and she had the elegance of not bringing the ring topic on the table. That's my kind of woman.
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LordVeneck Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2016
I laugh so much at this comic x)
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Rhaensong Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016
I love your artwork and have been especially enjoying your Skyrim work. As far as mates in Skyrim, it is the smoky-voiced mercenary, Janassa, of Whiterun who is my choice now in all incarnations. She has great sneaking abilities and I could listen to her voice all day long. I tried Camilla but she had so many glitches that I couldn't stand her any more. The most annoying glitch was coming home time and again to one of her "fanclub" sitting at my dinner table in Falkreath - male or female, I won't be cuckolded in my own home! I didn't realize that I could have killed them... and gotten away with it. *wink* 
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:icontheboyender:
TheBoyEnder Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Jenassa is my favorite wife.
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RobotSnake Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2016  Student General Artist
Mjoll also brings Aerin with her. I learnt that the hard way...
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:icontheboyender:
TheBoyEnder Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Sneak and kill him with an arrow when you first meet him.


Oh wait...I do that to everyone.
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RobotSnake Featured By Owner May 1, 2016  Student General Artist
Well, my latest character is doing a series of enchanted swords using people's souls. I name them "The Fate of [CharacterName]" 
 
I've already got the Silver Hand Leader and Nazeem, so I think Grelod and Aerin are next (My newest character hasn't even married Mjoll, or anyone yet)
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:icontheboyender:
TheBoyEnder Featured By Owner May 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Make Harkon after them, if you've got Dawnguard.
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RobotSnake Featured By Owner May 8, 2016  Student General Artist
That sounds great! I do have Dawnguard, and I now have The Fates of The Caller and Alain Dufont, but Aerin was killed in a vampire attack (The only casualty, the Traveller went down in one shot because I was powerlevelling Alteration and he didn't show up with Detect Life.) 
 
Should I use a Daedric Greatsword for him as he's a more powerful threat?
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:icontheboyender:
TheBoyEnder Featured By Owner May 8, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Nah. He's not too difficulty depending what difficulty you use. I personally defeated him at level 15, easy. I was at Novice or Apprentice difficulty however, and had Nightingale armor and weapons. I'd suggest using an enhanced (like, you used a grindstone) Blades sword, as a homage to his own weapon, as they look similar.
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RobotSnake Featured By Owner May 15, 2016  Student General Artist
I have the Way of the Force, which includes Magicka Sabers, so I'm using a blue one-hand Magicka Saber, and I'm thinking of putting Harkon's soul in a Daedric Greatsword (Maybe a Silver Greatsword for laughs)
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Rhaensong Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2016
Thank you for the warning. ^_^ That does not surprise me. heheheh
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sadiepup Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
UTHGERD IS THE BEST!
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SnobbyWolf Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2016
Hahaha this is awesome!! In my first playthrough I was so desperate that I married a homeless guy in Windhelm... who ran off on me DURING THE WEDDING...
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TheBoyEnder Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
This is why we have bows and arrows
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Sulten1 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2015
Now I really want to see Skaila's reaction, if Aela tells her about the fact that he actually TRIED to date her.
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