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Portrait of a Corpulent Man.
He was a positive balloon of a man. He was elephantine, monstrous, colossal, whopping, casklike in general appearance. Big. No, what's the word - ah yes! Fat. In fact, were he any fatter and female, he'd've qualified to be the "momma" in jokes of that persuasion. He was also grotesque, uncomely in appearance, homely - no, not homely - rather, the appropriate noun-becoming-an-adjective word for "shack" would be more appropriate. Shackely then, I suppose. Basically, what I'm attempting to hint at was that he was, in no uncertain terms (in fact quite certain ones really), ugly. A man with the kind of face that only a mother could love. That i
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Steamboat Willie
The neotenous mouse ages and youths in simultaneous harmony.
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Portrait of a Corpulent Man.
He was a positive balloon of a man. He was elephantine, monstrous, colossal, whopping, casklike in general appearance. Big. No, what's the word - ah yes! Fat. In fact, were he any fatter and female, he'd've qualified to be the "momma" in jokes of that persuasion. He was also grotesque, uncomely in appearance, homely - no, not homely - rather, the appropriate noun-becoming-an-adjective word for "shack" would be more appropriate. Shackely then, I suppose. Basically, what I'm attempting to hint at was that he was, in no uncertain terms (in fact quite certain ones really), ugly. A man with the kind of face that only a mother could love. That i
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The Menagerous Bevy
The Menagerous Bevy on Saint Rose Philippine Duchesne's day. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo watched by obfuscated orang-utans ogled by obsessive ocelots labelled lullsome lunatics by lonesome leopards joined by a corpulent capybara captivated by a chorus of caroling cockerels. "Inanity! Inanity!" insinuated the imposition of ichthyornii in-laws enthusiastically encouraged by echinoderm ensembles. Nay, never before had numberless naturalians nonplussingly numbered. "Obfuscation of utterance esteemed ribald is to be eschewed, corollarous to that which is unobfuscated lest our dickens imbibe such motery, water
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Global Warming
By 2050, he was knee-deep in water but, very well-informed about it.
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C. elegans Senryu
C. elegans genome. ATATATAT... {x1000} Rote learning?
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Sino-Tibetan Senryu
Juggling unicyclists, a neverthriving wobble, of.
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All Tomorrow's Parties
The arrival takes place in trickles of ascending self-importance, each stepping onto the stage in the established pecking order, the Olympian coterie. The Brahmin glut. A conglomeration of the inbred nouveau-nobility: alpha begetting alpha, half brothers playing musical chairs with their half sisters, teeth bared in the most perfunctory of a smileshake. Watch them fly, frittering away their allotted span as triviality follows triviality, dressed in the sickly sweet stench of dead Othello's. Leave modesty at the door, an ego trip is in progress. "First one to crack shall be brought to slaughter at our alter" laughs a rising sea of blended ni
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Save The Whales Campaign
Now, eventually, if they allow just enough celebrities-turned-benefactors to unite and push us beyond our; we're-all-french-peasants-and-we're-really-pissed-off-at-our-pansy-of-a-king-who's-fucked-us-over-for-decades-now-so-let's-revolt-and-be-off-with-his-head-plunge-the-old-continent-into-fifteen-years-of-bloodshed-then-go-through-a-period-of-semi-tragic-national-pubescent-insecurity-and-five-republiques-before-electing-a-guy-called-Sarkózy-point-equivalent. they'll've gon'n done'n'ngelina'n's
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Gender vs Sex
They demand to know Whether you're of the masculine or feminine sort: "Tell them i'm neither, Paul! Tell them i'm neither!" And while they dragged you away for further enquiry, I stood there thinking: (why aren't the male genitalia measured using the metric system?)
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Birth of the Scientific Method
In a fit of anger, Galileo, grabbed the nearest rapier - and proceeded to stab Cardinal Roberto Bellarmino, and proceeded to leave Pope Urban VIII gasping for breath in a pool of his own blood. That settles it. Galileo will advocate and teach Copernican astronomy as he pleases. Idiots.

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Sonnet to a Lunch Lady
In ado thou hast me thee fain to cape Thou covet’st Helen fair lo I ‘heathen’ To be or not to be our bridal ape Lo mid aged food for thought raise gorge ‘bethan Blest Instauration cou’n’t fool better found His Perfect shrew queen so benetted be In café-tierra coxcomb thus crowned Most mundane wage slaved harlot lunch lady In ado thee I joust on field painted Then wilt slain Troj in choice ruins agree Plead guilt as no tribune’s ruth less ‘quainted Thou life sworn on that face launched thousundry Scorns burn topless towers ill-fathomed be Doth much prefer charms served by lunch lady
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About Isaidthatsblasphemy

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So. I'm Back
And can confirm that it is indeed true that no matter the quantities of the fruit of the yeast, the hops and the H2O molecule one consumes, one will not suffer from a hangover. At least while in the Czech Republic. To sum things up, I had fun, got drunk, got a snog, tried proper green absinthe, made a bunch of new friends, worked my arse off, bought books by Murakami Pynchon and Woody Allen, got a certificate, returned to Malta after spending a sleepless night at Vienna airport only to find that the local be-pot-bellied bus drivers had decided to go on strike, recieved my University results, bought a Smetana album, didn't find anything by Pu
Brno, Czech it out.
Just to let everybody know that i'll be in Brno, Czech Republic from the 6th-16th July on an Environmental Chemistry and Ecotoxicology Programme. My absence on the fora will be sorely missed. Won't it? :evileye: It happens to be my first visit to the nation that staged the Velvet Revolution and as such, i'm interested in sampling as much of the local pivo as possible, at least the Southern Moravian varieties. I'll also be doing my best to find some Plastic People of the Universe albums while there. To those of you unfamiliar with slavic lingo's, pivo is a type of (generally) golden beverage of which about 90% is water. The locals seem to be
I'm taking a break from the bloody intern
I'm serious. To be quite frank, i'm exasperated at the fact that the internet has become a veritable breeding ground for all sorts of inane, puerile, shrill-yammering, finger-pointing, infantile, punch-you-in-the-stomach-and-run-away-laughing type of behaviour. Fuck it, just get your own thesaurus. I'm tired of the fact that every forum I become a regular of and begin to make my online home is taken over by a bunch of new regulars within a short period of time who make as much sense as a cross between a gray parrot and a non-neotenous axolotl whose idea of highbrow humour is posting links to mudkips. Then again, it always has been that wa

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Oscar Wilde. Quite the [...]
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beaulivres's avatar
you have an admirable taste in music
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Isaidthatsblasphemy's avatar
Thanks. Much appreciated. :)
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Faunamelitensis's avatar
Thanks for the watch :)
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Roy-Tirann's avatar
Interests: cynicism

The Greek school of philosophy?
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Isaidthatsblasphemy's avatar
Not quite. I meant the modern version of the term - that is, being an idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision.
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Well, you can't go wrong with any form of cynicism, I'm sure!
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