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Barg the Cop

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Barg the Cop

Barg had manage to land himself a job doing police work. Mostly parking tickets, however he had the privilege of being able o arrest anyone he caught breaking any kind of law. Barg seemed to be taking his position too seriously, the police cheif called him in for a quick review of his work. "Barg we need to talk, you've arrested every single superhero in the city, crime rate is up 60%" "But they all broke the law!" "And how did superman break the law?" "He flew in a no fly zone!" "To save a cat!" "To save a cat boohoo!" mimicked Barg. The officer looked at him, growled and continued to query him. "What about Speedo?" "He went over th

Barg the Astronaut

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Barg the Astronaut

One fine day Barg was walking along the road off to get some milk at the convenience store which was owned by old man Smitcherwibbort. Old man S. (for short) was a very strange man, he insisted on sorting everything thing in his shop by floor. Unfortunately for Barg milk happened to be on the 167,038,286th floor, and the elevator was down that day so he was going to have to walk. So up Barg went floor by floor, days with out stop. Eventually he stumbled upon Joe who was also in the store picking up some chocolate syrup. And so they both walked up until they finally had to grab oxygen tanks. After much more walking and crying and high fiber t

Barg the Ninja 2

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Barg the Ninja 2

Barg the Ninja 2 By Christopher Simmons As Barg walked down the windy road he couldn't get over how humid it was out that day. Barg grabbe a cup out of his backpack and waved it through the air. It was halfway full with water when he brought it up to his face for a drink. It was very humid out. The water didn't seem rather refreshing, and actually the more he drank the more thirsty he became. Again and again he swished and took a small drink. One last time he took a swish and pulled the cup up to his lips but he soon realized the cup was empty. He let out a quick confused sound and again swished the cup through the air; again the cup was e

Alchem the Alchemist 5

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Alchem the Alchemist 5

For the next few moments we'll be following Alchem again; after all, the story is called Alchem the Alchemist, and although Alchem knows little about alchemy for the moment, the name still implies it's about Alchem. And so Alchem, walked along the woods, enjoying the privilege of his new arm, and listening to more tree chatter. His legs walked themselves, and conserved much energy. He watched leaves crumble under is feet as he stepped through the dark paths. Eventually he lit his finger, energy mass finger, and fire for light. But something didn't sit right with him, he felt, cold, almost as if his body stopped generating heat, air grew thick

Alchem the Alchemist 4

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Alchem the Alchemist 4

Marvin slowly opened his eyes, wiping water off his face and brushing his hand through his hair. A little more awake, he sat up, trying to figure out where he was. It was some kind of alley, or, at least, between two buildings. He took a deep breath, inhaling through his nose. The air was stale, and he felt a warmth under his clothes - it must have rained recently. Maybe there was some food somewhere, but his stomach hurt, and he decided not to eat until he felt a bit better. Rolling over into a ball, he closed his eyes. He continued to think about his health. He had a nasty headache, he must have taken a blow to the head. It wasn't bleeding

Alchem the Alchemist 3

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Alchem the Alchemist 3

An extremely unhappy tree sat upon a lonely hill all by itself observing the city below. But the tree wasn't pleased with what he saw. Going by what he could see and hear, some extremely important people, who were part of an extremely important plan, were all in large amounts of trouble. And as he closed his eyes, heaving a great sigh, he attempted to gather his thoughts. Thoughts were a very large deal of this tree's life; where as many other trees would spend most of their time talking with other trees about who knows what, this tree sat alone with no other trees to talk to. But he liked it that way; he was actually grown there to think fo

Alchem the Alchemist part 2

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Alchem the Alchemist part 2

Alchem was bathing, and thinking about the events in the previous chapter of the story. He got three people put in jail, and trashed a bar. College. Actually, Alchem didn't go to college, because he was way too old by the time he knew what college was. He was way to smart for college anyway, but if he did go to college, I'm sure he would have trashed a bar and gotten three people put in jail. But Alchem didn't have to have a problem with this, because he was a mass of energy, and had entirely different principles then people. After all, energy causes horrible problems all the time; floods, radioactivity, trees falling on cars, all kinds of

Alchem the Alchemist

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Alchem the Alchemist

Once upon a time, on a day, at an hour, there was a odd man named Alchem. Actually, that's not true, he wasn't really a man, more of a large sum of energy in the shape of a man. This sum of energy's name was Alchem the Wizard, although he was trying to pass himself of as an Alchemist, which you will hear about in a repetitive conversation later on; for now let's focus on the characters. Well, obviously there's Alchem - we've been over this, but if you don't mind I'll be spending some more time to detail some of his personality traits. Alchem is something of a goofball, as all energy masses are, but at the same time can be very serious, but o

Alchem the Alchemist

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Alchem the Alchemist

Once upon a time, on a day, at an hour, there was a odd man named Alchem. Actually, that's not true, he wasn't really a man, more of a large sum of energy in the shape of a man. This sum of energy's name was Alchem the Wizard, although he was trying to pass himself of as an Alchemist, which you will hear about in a repetitive conversation later on; for now let's focus on the characters. Well, obviously there's Alchem - we've been over this, but if you don't mind I'll be spending some more time to detail some of his personality traits. Alchem is something of a goofball, as all energy masses are, but at the same time can be very serious, but o

Alchem the Alchemist part 2

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Alchem the Alchemist part 2

Alchem was bathing, and thinking about the events in the previous chapter of the story. He got three people put in jail, and trashed a bar. College. Actually, Alchem didn't go to college, because he was way too old by the time he knew what college was. He was way to smart for college anyway, but if he did go to college, I'm sure he would have trashed a bar and gotten three people put in jail. But Alchem didn't have to have a problem with this, because he was a mass of energy, and had entirely different principles then people. After all, energy causes horrible problems all the time; floods, radioactivity, trees falling on cars, all kinds of

Alchem the Alchemist 3

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Alchem the Alchemist 3

An extremely unhappy tree sat upon a lonely hill all by itself observing the city below. But the tree wasn't pleased with what he saw. Going by what he could see and hear, some extremely important people, who were part of an extremely important plan, were all in large amounts of trouble. And as he closed his eyes, heaving a great sigh, he attempted to gather his thoughts. Thoughts were a very large deal of this tree's life; where as many other trees would spend most of their time talking with other trees about who knows what, this tree sat alone with no other trees to talk to. But he liked it that way; he was actually grown there to think fo

Alchem the Alchemist 4

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Alchem the Alchemist 4

Marvin slowly opened his eyes, wiping water off his face and brushing his hand through his hair. A little more awake, he sat up, trying to figure out where he was. It was some kind of alley, or, at least, between two buildings. He took a deep breath, inhaling through his nose. The air was stale, and he felt a warmth under his clothes - it must have rained recently. Maybe there was some food somewhere, but his stomach hurt, and he decided not to eat until he felt a bit better. Rolling over into a ball, he closed his eyes. He continued to think about his health. He had a nasty headache, he must have taken a blow to the head. It wasn't bleeding

Alchem the Alchemist 5

A

Alchem the Alchemist 5

For the next few moments we'll be following Alchem again; after all, the story is called Alchem the Alchemist, and although Alchem knows little about alchemy for the moment, the name still implies it's about Alchem. And so Alchem, walked along the woods, enjoying the privilege of his new arm, and listening to more tree chatter. His legs walked themselves, and conserved much energy. He watched leaves crumble under is feet as he stepped through the dark paths. Eventually he lit his finger, energy mass finger, and fire for light. But something didn't sit right with him, he felt, cold, almost as if his body stopped generating heat, air grew thick

Barg the Ninja 2

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Barg the Ninja 2

Barg the Ninja 2 By Christopher Simmons As Barg walked down the windy road he couldn't get over how humid it was out that day. Barg grabbe a cup out of his backpack and waved it through the air. It was halfway full with water when he brought it up to his face for a drink. It was very humid out. The water didn't seem rather refreshing, and actually the more he drank the more thirsty he became. Again and again he swished and took a small drink. One last time he took a swish and pulled the cup up to his lips but he soon realized the cup was empty. He let out a quick confused sound and again swished the cup through the air; again the cup was e

Barg the Astronaut

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Barg the Astronaut

One fine day Barg was walking along the road off to get some milk at the convenience store which was owned by old man Smitcherwibbort. Old man S. (for short) was a very strange man, he insisted on sorting everything thing in his shop by floor. Unfortunately for Barg milk happened to be on the 167,038,286th floor, and the elevator was down that day so he was going to have to walk. So up Barg went floor by floor, days with out stop. Eventually he stumbled upon Joe who was also in the store picking up some chocolate syrup. And so they both walked up until they finally had to grab oxygen tanks. After much more walking and crying and high fiber t

Barg the Cop

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Barg the Cop

Barg had manage to land himself a job doing police work. Mostly parking tickets, however he had the privilege of being able o arrest anyone he caught breaking any kind of law. Barg seemed to be taking his position too seriously, the police cheif called him in for a quick review of his work. "Barg we need to talk, you've arrested every single superhero in the city, crime rate is up 60%" "But they all broke the law!" "And how did superman break the law?" "He flew in a no fly zone!" "To save a cat!" "To save a cat boohoo!" mimicked Barg. The officer looked at him, growled and continued to query him. "What about Speedo?" "He went over th

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verreauxHobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for the fave and the watch
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Thanks for the fav & watch!
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May your soul be eaten out by hornets in a mating frenzy!

Also - nice to see you finally got an account.
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