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Orlesian Soldier: 'Allo! 'Oo is it?
Allister: It is I, King Allister, and these are my companions to stop the blight. is this the temple of the sacred ashes
Orlesian Soldier: This is the the temple of sacred ashes Guy de Lombard.
King Allister: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred
quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us
in our quest to stop the blight.
Orlesian Soldier: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's already got
one, you see?
King Allister: What?
morrigan: He says they've already *got* one! pathetic creatures
King Allister:(confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?
Orlesian Soldier: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs.
(to the other soldiers:) I told 'em we've already *got* one!
(they snicker)
King Allister: Can we come up and have a look of the sacred ashes?
Orlesian Soldier: Of course not. You're ferelden types.
King Allister: What are you then?
Orlesian Soldier: I'm Orlesian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
warden hero: What are you doing in ferelden?
Orlesian Soldier: Mind your own business.
King Allister:If you will not show us the sacred ashes, we shall take the temple of the sacred ashes by force!
Orlesian soldier: You don't frighten us, ferelden pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Allister King," you and all your silly ferelden K-nig-hts
Orlesian soldier: ( raspberry)
lelianna: makers breath what a strange person
King Allister: now look here my good man
Orlesian Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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